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So I know I'm only joining the circlejerk here, but I really, really can't respect women. Some of them I don't even hate, or I even like them as friends, but I can't respect them as adults.

I rent, and every time I've rented to a woman, she's acted like a highschooler. Acting like clothes and fancy food are more important than rent, not understanding (actually not understanding, not just refusing to accept) how a lease works. Acting like their just-add-water Walmart meals are some high culinary delicacy and ridiculously taxing on their frail bodies to make such a feast. My workplace is half women and half men, the men talk about things like vacations and science and games, but I do not exaggerate when I say that the only thing the women EVER talk about is pregnancy; circlejerking about how hard it is and how beautiful and all that shit.

I want to be done with women. Forever. I don't even care that I'm straight, I'd rather jerk it for the rest of my life than live with one of these creatures. Is there any way to get around this? I want to be normal again, but goddamn I can't just pretend to respect them forever. And especially as a landlord, I can't afford to; if I don't treat women like twelve-year-olds I don't get rent.