Did you leave out some cookies and milk on the hearth for santa?
No because santa isn't real
>hearth
The fuck? I'm no blacksmith
>>25237369
Fireplace you imbecile.
Is anyone else weirded out by how similar the milk and cookies are to offerings of pagan gods?
>>25237420
and it's just so weird how christmas is with a tree and near solstice too wowie maybe there's a correlation somewhere in history
>>25237290
Your parents bought that TV at Best Buy with the money they earned being wage slaves. You'll follow in their footsteps and do the same for your children. Get me off of Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.
what the fuck is a hearth
>>25237575
>what the fuck is a hearth
ITT: americansDid you fags never play WoW?Hearthstone
Santa isnot real
>>25237290
I do but still every christmas he comes to my bed and fondles my privates. How do I stop this?
>>25237697
Stop being a naughty little boy
>>25237697
that's not santa...
>>25237789
It he is not santa then why does he smell like milk and cookies then? You cant explain that.
>>25237595
so like what is your deal? are you not american?
>>25238028
>are you not american?
I'm not. I'm from Spurdoland.
>>25237420
Christmas is pegan so not weirded out.