So my neighbor across from me is a Chad and my room looks out right into his house so I spy on him alot. He has a gf who comes over alot, but when she leaves sometimes a different girl will show up. His gf is a beautiful girl so I am doing the right thing and taking this guy down. Just wrote this letter and will put it on her car window. I have been in my room all day and saw her come over and bring him presents, well I got a present for him too. Merry Christmas Chad hope your life gets ruined
Congrats, he's probably gonna see that sperg handwriting and know it was the lonely jerk neighbour that did this.
Enjoy getting your ass beat.
>>25236966
shouldve taken pictures and attached them senpai
>inb4 the busty brunette is his mom
>>25236966
>not typing the letter
Pretty retarded OP, now he just has to see your handwriting and he knows it's you.
>>25236966
You're doing a great work anon!
>>25236966
bumpin for teh lulz OP.
Make sure to continue screwing with him through the year. Continue these posts next year.
>Thinking Stacy will care
He is Chad, Chad can do no wrong. They will get in to a fight, but subconsciously she will be even more into him because the fact that another girl was after him means he is indeed sought after by other women, giving her the status of fucking Chad.
Chad will continue to do what Chad does, Stacy will continue to ignore 80% of the male population and tunnel vision on Chad, and we will all stay on /r9k/ forever. This is the way society is today.
>>25236999
This.
Also trips.
>>25236966
anon just stop. i know you think you're being helpful, but you're just meddling.
what if they get into a serious argument and he hits her? it'll be your fault.
mind your business.
>>25236966
That letter looks like it was written by a 5 year old.
Why do people have such shit penmanship nowadays?
Rk9 wins again! This is why I love robots.
>>25237083
>What if they get into a serious argument and he hits her?
>>25237083
That would just make it even better.
>>25237096
Why do you think, you faggot? No need to write anymore.
>>25237120
I will call the police on him haha
Win win situation for me. Tired of this Chad getting hot girls while I'm stuck in my room fapping to 70s porn. FEEL MY PAIN CHAD
>>25236999
Hoping for this 2bh.
OP was probably cucked by the Chad and this his "revenge".
>>25237131
I swear this board is populated entirely by teenagers now.
>>25237083
Chad cheats, gets caught, flies into a rage, beats the shit out of his gf, and it's the nerds fault? What kind of fucked up mental gymnastics is this?
monogamy is a thing of the past is it
>>25236966
doing gods work based anon
>>25237163
The nerd will get charged not the Chad. Gotta love America.
>>25236966
Just type the letter anon this handwriting looks pretty autistic
>>25236966
>His gf is a beautiful girl so I am doing the right thing
>I am in the Christmas spirit.
Thanks oppie I needed this thread after being alone all day. Merry Christmas.
It doesn't matter. He'll just talk his way out of it and they'll get a good laugh at the autistic neckbeard neighbor who left the note.
It's great being a chad around here with you beta fucks. It's like being king of the castle. Also bonus lols for even wasting your time writing out a fucking note. You wonder why you're single? This is part of the reason why. Kill yourself.
>>25237179
You must live in a different america.
What Anon did was meddling in his neighbors affarirs, which is at the very worst rude.
If chad beats his gf, he will be regarded as horrible scum by everybody. It's just how it is, you hurt women and children, you're a piece of shit by American social standards
>>25237234
Looks like OP has already won and russtled your jimmies. Fuck off Chad
>>25237179
>The nerd will get charged
>Not chad
Oh I forgot the legal system lets people get away with murder and savage beatings just because some stranger left a letter.
Oh wait, you're a fucking retard who has no idea what they are talking about.
God you're a fucking retard OP for being too straightforward with this, Do you think some unknowing Stacy would believe some strange note obviously written by an anonymous sperg? Even if it does raise some doubts don't you think Chad won't sway her to his lies? Please remember that women are pretty gullible and will always believe you 'won't do it again'.
>>25236966
L M A O
I'm sorry OP, girls would rather share an Alpha than commit to a beta. His girl knows he's fucking other girls and she doesn't care.
Tis the season!
>>25236966
Here's a picture for people who aren't giraffe-necked faggots
>>25237315
Why are women retarded?
>>25237139
>70s porn
its good
>>25237354
this sounds a bit white-knight-mega-stalker famfams
>>25237429
I'm not OP, just wanted to rotate the image because who the fuck wants to tilt their neck to read that shit nigga.
>>25237246
*Unless you're an alpha
People won't say shit to the biggest man in the room, they will just come up with mental gymnastics that justify it because "Chad wouldn't actually do something like that".
If a sperg looks at a woman wrong he is a sexual predator for life though.
Yes!! The Beta Uprising begins >:^)
>>25237294
"An ex gf who saw me with you is trying to break us up!"
All is forgotten immediately, good job wasting your time op. Stacy will jump at the chance to believe any shitty lie Chad comes up with.
E U P H O R I C
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Hahaha, way to make girls jealous. She's gonna ride Chad till he goes crosseyed, famburgler!
You have no idea how women work at all
>>25237443
i know, i just responded to the text in the image, not your post
>>25237315
This. If anything he is helping Chad. That girl is gonna get nervous about the competition and work extra hard to please him now.
Fembot. OP you have problems. This will only love him more. I've been there and was in love with a Chad. I practially saw him with another girl and he was able to lie to me and make me believe him. Nothing you do will change her love for Chad.
>>25237526
Maybe he could give Chad some Pocky and point him to r9k
That is such a poorly written letter.
>reguarly
>>25236966
Sounds creepy just like all white knights
>>25237554
Or maybe he could kill the Chad and wear his skin.
I'm not kidding, this whole thread is pointless and I feel it works as a sort of pressure valve for OP.
Dude, have the illness fester inside you, have it control you.and then go commit a crime. Society wants you to. This has to end in tears.
Chad here.
If I can weasel out of it when one girlfriend sends me I love you and snapchats me nudes while I'm with another girlfriend, then I can most certainly get out of a fucking handwritten note.
>>25236966
>So my neighbor across from me is a Chad and my room looks out right into his house so I spy on him alot.
Never change r9k.
>>25237624
its fucking pathetic
>>25237246
>cheats on his gf
>beats her
And how is he NOT horrible scum?
>>25237623
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25237650
Fembot here lol. :D Other girls want him, and he's a manly man. Sounds good to me! Keep being pussies and not taking what you want though, you guys literally act like women and wonder why women aren't attracted to you.
This NEVER works. Meddling NEVER works because you are the 'weird guy' and everyone knows it is you
>Used to listen to my 2 Polish neighbours having sex in the opposite apartment to mine
>Started getting frustrated
>Combination of sexual frustration and needing to sleep because of my shitty wageslave shift pattern
>Waited for Christmas
>Stayed home alone
>Went out to their door and put out some extra thick wallpaper and some scissors with a bottle of glue I relabelled 'to cauterise the penis wound!'
>left a note saying 'you can do either of these, or just stop fucking so loud at night! Signed, concerned neighbour'
>didn't think they would know it was me
>That day they literally sat outside my front door loudly having sex
>Only stopped to unwrap presents
>Watched their smug fucking faces through the peephole
>Eventually they stopped fucking and slid a present under my door
>Blank CD with the song 'lonely this christmas' copied onto it
I gave no indication it was me and they fucking knew. chad always has friends to tell him.
>>25237715
>That day they literally sat outside my front door loudly having sex
>Watched their smug fucking faces through the peephole
>Eventually they stopped fucking and slid a present under my door
>Blank CD with the song 'lonely this christmas' copied onto it
>>25237715
>a bottle of glue I relabelled 'to cauterise the penis wound!
>>25237715
How would they not know it was you?
>>25237715
Why would you open the present! It was obviously a trap.
>>25237526
>Actually believing this.
I'm not exactly a Chad but I'm a borderline sociopathic douchebag who gets the masochistic girls because I give them the kind of punishment even Chad hesitates to give them. And I'll tell you from experience, even damaged goods girls with low self-esteem will fucking flip if they see you with another woman and go completely batshit.
Sure an adept Chad might be able to talk her down, but she's at least gonna rage first.
>post note on car window with shitty sperg hand writing
>girl breaks up with Chad
>girl finds out who wrote the note
>girl now has sex with "the guy who secretly watches Chad"
If only the world worked this way
>>25237790
of course she will rage. but then she will rationalize it in her mind and blame other people for it not chad
i caught my sisters bf cheating on her, she was all good with me at first when i told her but then after chad talked to her she blamed me and made it my fault
>>25237840
>the guy who secretly watches chad
Sounds like a fucking indie film
Should have printed out and used a Gothic font
You didn't even use the phrase "M'Lady"
What a turd
>>25237888
Depends on the bitch. There was this one girl I was friends with and her bf cheated on her, did the I'm sorry routine, she rationalized it and it looked like the usual chad and bitch routine. Second time he cheated on her she flipped out bigtime, punched him in the goddamn face, set all of his shit at her place on fire and did everything she could to fuck with him for about a month.
Chad rolls the dice every time he pulls his shit. He always does it, but the robots don't see his failures because the girl never runs into the waiting whiteknight arms of the nice guy.
>>25237715
The real solution is to record their voices and play it back to them louder.
OP HERE HAHAHAHA SHE JUST READ IT HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE JUST READ IT!!!!!!!!!!
>>25238554
Does she hate chad now?
>>25237153
Considering most of the people that go on this board kill themselves or try a beta uprising before they hit their 30's, the only people left are teenagers.
>>25238801
Well, you're meant to grow out of the whole high school pathetic boy thing.
How do you know you haven't got the girls.mixed up.
You might give the note to the girl he's cheating with, who know's he's cheating with her and just scrap it for him.
Ho ho ho meeeeeeery Christmas niggas
>>25236966
I think it would be pretty obvious to the guy that you informed, you're gonna get fucked up. Also, how does it feel to be a dirty commie?
>>25236966
>neighbor across from me is a Chad and my room looks out right into his house so I spy on him alot.
Seek professional help.
>>25237139
That won't get you any women, also stop actung like a bitch. Chads are bro tier friends not your enemy.
>didn't type it out
youre finished anon
>>25237077
this
also be 100% certain it's not his sister or w/e
>>25237139
>fapping to 70s porn
Excellent taste anon. I love a good bush.
>>25238554
We need an update
For sure what will happen:
>You will make an enemy with Chad
Possibilities of what could happen
>Chad and his girlfriend break up, Chad continues to fuck the busty brunette
>Chad and his girlfriend break up, brunette finds out and stops fucking him too. As he is Chad, it takes him max 3 weeks to find some other hot chick to start fucking
>Chad talks his way out of it (he's just a jealous loser making up shit; she was my cousin; etc)
>Chad's girlfriend believes OP, but gives Chad a "second chance" because subconsciously she's more attracted to Chad now that he is seen as even more desirable by other women
What will not happen under any circumstances
>this will have a significant impact on Chad's life, social or sexual
>>25236966
you need to learn how to write good, like what I do.
seriously man, your note reads like it was written by a gradeschooler.
UPDATE OP THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
>>25237028
You think everyone knows the handwriting of their neighbours?
>>25236999
Yeah I agree. At least print this out.
>>25236966
>writing it
>not typing it
Holy fucking shit OP you have child's handwriting and you have them a letter with a piece of looseleaf.
No class man no fucking class. You should've taken photos too because now you sound like a jealous idiot
>>25236966
why not just tell it to her in person?
>>25237715
>not taking outa camera recording it and uploading it to a porn site YouTube and Facebook
>not throwing a bucket of water onto them because what they are doing is probably illegal in some form
>now dumping your trash onto them
>not pissing on them
>not discretely calling the police
You're so Fucking stupid. As soon as they decided to be smug bastards you had every right to violate their personal space
>>25237077
this pham. don't waste your time
>>25236999
Yeah it could easily backfire.
>>25236966
Better frame someone else for bonus points. Put more effort into it, take some pictures of that girl leaving and other girl coming. Go big OP, make it happen.
>>25237163
If shit like this surprises you, you must be new here, friend
>>25237077
Lmao, you people
>>25237715
>Not making it a threesome
>>25236966
>Implying Chad cares about this whore.
He'll just get another one in two seconds. It's Stacey's Christmas you'll be ruining.
>>25236999
>not owning a gun for personal defense
>less than a week from 2016
I MEAN COME ON
>>25236966
Did anon buy his first pencil just to write that?
>>25241108
>Anti-social NEET
>Talking to people
Pick one.
>>25236966
>I'm a socially-ostracized. hated, friendless KV NEET.
>I better ruin the lives of others because my life sucks so much.
Update update update!!!
>>25240821
>Chads are bro tier friends not your enemy.
???????????????????????
Did OP get anally savaged by Chad yet? Or maybe he's busy fapping to a neighbour's Christmas threesome.
If you didn't take a picture of it, the letter won't mean shit. Good luck with the note, though. I'm sure m'lady will appreciate it.
>>25237284
If you're rich or a cop, then you can kill anyone in America.
>>25242187
Tromp?
>>25238554
And then you woke up?
Are you taking video?
>>25238554
kek!! waiting for updates anon
>>25236966
>white knighting whores
>leddit
Even your hand writing has autism
>>25241300
Stay toastily roastily.
OP you're probably going to get caught. Sounds like you spend a lot of time creeping out your window staring at this guy, you don't think he notices and will connect the dots.
Plus the girl probably notices you too and she will just write this off as you trying to get in her good graces or something.
Check out my sweet meme shirt!
What did you guys get for Christmas??
>the "other girl" OP sees is his neighbors sister
>his gf and him are laughing at the autist who left a note in her car window right now
>>25242531
fuck off led pill faggot
roasties will pay their due when their turn comes
now it's chad's turn
>>25242568
Damn dude. Sounds like someone's calling you an asshole. Cut down on the sarcasm assholery and maybe you're get a gf.
op if you read this print it out, don't give her handrighting you dumb shit
>>25237083
what if she gets AIDS from his indiscretions? either way blood will be on anon's hands
We need updates OP.
>>25237567
You have such a poorly developed weiner.
>>25237077
>he believes the /fit/ memes
topkeks
so what happened after she read it?????
>>25243107
OP got shot.
>>25237354
>busty brunette
thats some wishful porn terminology
>>25243107
Chad beat the shit out of OP whilst his girlfriend and mistress watched, gently pleasuring themselves at Chad's display of animalistic dominance.
>>25243107
[Fujiyama Volcano]
>>25236999
This
Also trips don't lie
>>25243332
You were a spilt second away from quads.
>>25242690
I know I'm an asshole. I'm never sarcastic, just bitter and condescending, which is misconstrued as sarcasm by normies.
OP confirmed for severe autism. Let me lay it out for you:
You're a fucking lonely stalker that really needs to worry about your own life. You don't know who these people are and you don't know what their life situation is. Maybe this guy is in an open relationship. Maybe his girlfriend is okay with it. Maybe these people are just close friends, in some very rare cases guys kiss their friends that are girls. Maybe the other girl is a sister or other relative.
Even if he is cheating on his girlfriend, its really none of your business. It would be okay if you knew them, but you're some fucking random creep that probably doesn't even know their names. You shouldn't be so concerned about other people's lives when by the sounds of it yours isn't so great.
The most realistic scenario that I can see occurring here is that the girl will find your spergy letter, crumble it up all confused, tell the guy about it, and he will sweep it under the rug as, "he's got a weird neighbor". Then both of them will generally avoid you because they'll know you spy on them and they will quite possibly be freaked out having to live next to such a weirdo.
Congrats OP, in furthering your life as a degenerate failure of a human being.
>>25243757
In the end, that's all sarcasm really is at the core.
You dumbfuck you should have printed out the letter and payee someone to put it on his car window. Enjoy getting your ass whooped.
>>25236966
I'm not saying that I agree with what you're doing, but it's nice to have a thread on here that isn't traps or cucks.
I'm interested to know how it goes, though I highly doubt that she'll fall into your arms, charmed by how thoughtful and just you are. You aren't a fucking superhero.
>>25236966
Are sure that the different girl just isn't his sister?
>>25236966
If he actually is cheating on her, you're doing a good thing OP.
>>25243807
fuck you cuck
OP is doing god's work
so many cuck apologists in this thread. are we that infested by normies?
we need a great normie purge
>>25236966
wow you know what faggot. I'm not reading your note. post it the right fukcin way.
>>25244072
not skimming the thread for less than 1 second >>25237354
>Normies are THIS retarded and low-attention span
Pure gold. Fuck normies, Chads, whores and everone crying bitch in this thread. All that matters is the lulz and OP is bringing it.
I wonder if this will become our Train Man
OP pls respond and update ..
>>25237083
I literally chuckled
You normies crack me up. You come here and try to fit in, give blue pill advice and shitpost for your precious ego. Then the moment you see a true robot have any shot at punching back at the world, you try your best to belittle and mock him. Fuck all of you. OP post an update already.
>>25244444
HOLY FUCK. NORMIES BTFO TOP KEK.
>>25244444
Nice sailboats
>>25244444
Quads don't lie, never trust a normie. EVER
>>25237469
except that's clearly a guy's handwriting
>>25244487
Those are quints, my dude. Normalfags on suicide watch
>>25244444
KEK NORMIES JUST GOT ELIMINATED
HOLY FUCK NORMIES JUST LEAVE NOW AND SAVE FACE
>>25237083
Dude if he hits het then he is just Chad. Call the police and shut up loser
>>25244510
How does one determine genital configuration from handwriting? Is this a thing?
>>25244650
Yes. It can be done. Also probably a girl will not even drop a note about someone that cheats
If you are not kill, OP, post update now!!!!
>>25236966
>Concerned Citizen
OP here, major update the Stacy read the note and she looks vert upset I think Chad is gonna be confronted
>>25243807
Look at this cuck, my god
>>25245183
>cheating chad caught
It's a christmas miracle!
>>25245183
Tape everything and post here. Do u use binoculars? Moar details
>>25236966
>Chad will creampie her tonight while you sit at the window, alone as always, wondering if your crush got your letter
>>25237354
>you deserve better
>>25245391
OP is a short, sad little beta male who wants to wifey her.
>>25245183
Live stream this ebin happening
>>25245411
Fo this now
>>25236999
Good point.
OP type it out and use a cursive font
>>25243807
you expect me to read all this shit
>>25244462
>>25244527
how is this BTFO with your stupid repeating digits?
i bet i can get better
55get
>>25245669
u fail'd
just update pls OP
>>25244444
QUINTS CONFIRM
NORMIES
BTFO
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>>25244444
HOLY CUNT FUCK THOSE QUINTS!
>>25236966
>vertical
how retarded can one be?
>>25237354
>I have seen you kiss him
watching qt couples make out is hot as fuck
>>25244444
Absolutely fucking based. Wish normies would fuck off.
>>25242187
WELL, HE SHUD HAB JUS LISENED TO DA POLIS :DDD COBS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, WHEN A COB TELLS YOU YOU MUS TAKE OFF PANTS, U MUS DO IT :DDD
THERE IS NO RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY, WE ELECTED OBABO (WHO IS ALSO KENYAN MUSLIM ATHEIST BY THE WAY) WHENEBER YOU HEAR NIGGER TELL YOU THAT POLIS IS RACIS MAKE SURE YOU TELL THEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UB AND THAT RACISM IS OVER :DD
REMEBER WHEN AN OFFISUR OF THE LAW TELLS YOU TO DO SOMETHIN YOU MUS DO IT :DD THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS RACIS POLIS. IS JUST NIGGERS WHO DONT FOLLOW THE LAW OF OUR BEAUTIFUL WHITE CHRISTIAN NATION. BLACK LIBES DONT MATTER, ALL LIBES MATTER. KEEP CHRIS IN CHRISTMAS :DDDD. SOSHULISM IS WRONG, THE RICH DESERVE TO KEEP THEIR MONI BECAUSE THEY ARE JOB CREATORS :DDD FLAT TAX ACROSS THE BOARD, PROGRESSIVE TAX SYSTEM IS COMMUNISM :DDD
>>25245183
what the fuck is your problem, should have minded your own business. you're just mad that he has multiple gfs and you have none.
>>25237691
nice bait. everyone knows submissive men are the best.
>>25244444
Q U I N T S O F T R U T H
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>Chad getting btfo
the more aggressive and scheming we robots become the worse it will get for normies
we are the terminators and r9k is SKyNet
>>25243807
Fuck off retarded normie, go post shit advice on facebook to boost your ego
Good on you for taking advantage of rare chance to get back at Chad... but, this won't accomplish anything. At best, Stacy will be briefly pissed and be fucking Chad again soon. Women don't actually care about being cucked or their man fucking around, unless it threatens them financially or gets extreme enough to damage her social status.
>>25243162
I had a hearty chuckle
>OP puts letter on her car
>Chad gets to have a threesome with both girls now
Top kek , I garuntee you this will happen
>>25243807
Exactly this. If OP can't have fun in life, he's gonna stop others from having fun too, if he can.
>>25247126
That's the circle of life.
>>25246163
Settle down there kiddo, I think your mommy needs to start limiting your christmas cookie intake.
No good deed goes unpunished, op
If he hits her call cops. If she hits him call cops. If she starts throwing shit, keying his car or anything else call cops. If theres screaming call cops.
Its not about being some fucking white knight its about fucking shit up for other people just for lulz!
UPDATE PREDICTION: Stacey slapsChad in the face and he busts her fucking nose.
PREDICTION:
Stacie confronts Chad, he talks his way out of it
Chad scans the horizon, spots trenchcoat-wearing OP peeking out through his window blinds.
Chad points at OP and mouths 'You're fucking dead.'
OP shits himself for the next week and eventually gets his ass beat down.
>>25237139
>Chads are bro tier friends
what is this chad propaganda? fuck off chad shill
OP unless you're full of shit, you have to update us.
prediction;
>chad sees ops autistic garbage on his car window laughs as he crumples it up into a ball and throws it in the trash op is watching crying through the window chad doesnt know he exists even
>>25236966
Your handwriting looks like you're in middle school. What the fuck
OP UPDATE PLS
>>25247149
And it moves us all
is op died
Hurry the fuck up OP
Sick of your fucking shit
OP is probably getting curb-stomped by Chad right now, as Stacie looks on laughing whilst simultaneously checking her FB
>>25237153
Are you implying there is a need for good handwriting anymore? We have computers grandpa
>>25247850
It was porbably all a big joke anyway. OP wrote the handwritten note for the keks. Never was there any Chad, nor Stacey, nor car, nor even window with fine vista, not in OP's mom's basement.
OP here, big update, they fought for an hour and then she stormed out crying, makeup was smeared and she looked heart broken. of course 30 min ago, Chad had another blonde over and they were kissing in the hall. I think I can hear them having sex. what do?
>>25248037
nah, you are not op,
op is kill by chad kek
post pics u faget
>>25248037
obviously not OP
go back to /b/ if you want to troll
>>25243807
>calls op autistic
>writes a massive wall of text noone will read
>>25248037
>what do?
stop lying
>>25237246
but nobody cares if a man is beaten
