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ITT we write haikus
The building is on fire
The path to the door is clear
But I cannot move
I am a failure
A kissless hugless virgin
Mogami River
>>25236473
I am a faggot
please provide me swift death god
han solo dies fart
>>25236473
>no rhyme
>shitty metre
>no alliteration
Haikus are for retards.
>Huh huh, huh huh huh
I lost FTL
I had all going for me
rng FUCK ME
>everything is shit
>even this haiku thread
>even you, OP
Row row row that boat
Swiftly through the ocean blue
Nautical failure
>>25236543
I enjoy your filth
>>25236473
>>25236543
>>25236556
>>25236625
>>25236628
these are bad and you should all be ashamed
Boopin and scoopin
Include an avocado
Frosty on the side
Standing in my room
These wounds they will not heal
Looking at my tab
>>25236691
I really dont care
Eat my testicles you bitch
Merry christmas though
I like to eat cats
Jesus take the wheel for me
It's snowing on Mt.Fuji
Snow falls in the north.
Here, the weather is calm, cold.
Winter will come late.
Time for Christmas cheer.
Family gatherings here
Another year's death
I can't feel myself
Time is frozen around me
Here on Christmas day
Took MDMA
Finally peace with the world
But not the next day
Playing vidya games
to mask the most traumatic
crushing depression.
One eight-hundred TALK
My only mate on Christmas
Please wait on hold, sir
driving with the dead
i'm consigned to the night watch
ejaculated
seven hundred days
atrophied by somber play
i shit too often
I'm incompetent.
A self-pitying loser
Who never changes
I forgot to check
In on my crippled mother
Whatever, fuck her.
I need to go shit,
But, I can't make it in time.
Fuck diarrhea.
elephants buddha
each field a red nose since that
only one only
i suck major ass
flour, egg + milk, panko
bakes breading on stuff
>>25236473
-on loving someone faraway-
The night is deep blue,
I see stars and ask myself-
does he see them too?
i have some vodka
but ive ran out of mixer
guess ill just drink neat
atleast vodka i can take a couple of mouthfuls and chase easily without it being bad. rum/whisky on the other hand burns like hell and tastes like the devils piss, and drinking neet tastes just as bad too
A traditional haiku contains seasonal references.
Haikus are separated into "summer haikus", "spring haikus" etc
Also, a good haiku juxtaposes two ideas to create a striking contrast. It's usually life/death, but it can be fury/calm, stillness/activity etc
Like this
The sun shines boldy
cicadas cry their sad song
but no one can hear
I want to die bad
Please kill me today right now
Please just hurry up
I love you so much
You fucking hate my damn guts
please love me back kate
I love life I do
I really do love my life
I am no robot
Load a bullet in
Pull the fucking trigger now
I want my head gone
>>25236502
-Yukko
>>25237801
>being this edgy
woooooaaaahh okay there mr school shooter lmao
Slice the flesh once more
Another vein drained now
Watch the blood drip down
>>25237827
that's pretty
Consigned to my fate
Listless murk in blistered white
I watch it crumble
Trying to get by
I can pretend to be cool
Don't look too closely
>>25236473
I plunged my hand
in the yolk of his being
to find his black heart.
>>25236473
What am I alive
Why did I come to this place
Merry christmas cunts
I preach macabre life
My cessation of being
Frail husk I wither
>>25237680
theres no vodka left
but i still have some brandy
guess ill mix it with tea
i cbf to make some tea, but i mixed it with milk. pretty good desu. but i don't want to drink too much because he milk will probably make me feel sick
>>25237854
White boy walking by
He be all twitching and shit
Finna rob his ass
The robot looks out
Beyond the factory walls
He yearns for purpose
>>25237827
>Hot Topic levels of edgy
>Not even a haiku
Learn to count, faggot
So perspicuous
The machinations of life
Hitherto the end
{ Life is most unfair
Cursed into this misery
My tired spirit weeps }
>>25237732
Okay you fucking nerd how's this
Sun struggles to rise
Daylight lasts but a few hours
Where is all the white
Brown grass in the fields
Bright sun melted all the snow
The dead of winter
>>25236473
Nice GYBE ripoff faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM
Unfettered she stands
Beyond which that I can see
Infected by pain
Become 36
As memories fade, so does youth
Sub-standard haiku
White pussy is mine
Slavery reparations
Nurture this black seed
Music charms the soul
Spiritual in essence
Let it soothe thy heart
>>25237959
Winds of Canada
Sweep down over Lake Erie
But the ground is bare
>>25236473
Pecking at my scalp
Slurping up the delusions
Nurished birds of prey
Sown by abhorrence
Break will and bone under my boot
The transfer of pain
got hoes on my dick
shit only the biggest bricks
life is alright senpai
Soprano she sings
Her wavering golden voice
Drown melancholy
>>25237732
your post is cancer
cicadas sing their fag song
"shut your face faggot"
>>25238032
ROBOT CONFIRMED FOR RUINING THE ARTS
SYLLABLES DESTROYED
THEY ARE TAKING OVER
I am a white cuck
Please fuck my wife right for me
I need a black bull
Fireflies and cut grass
Cicada songs and warm nights
Mourn my wasted youth
>>25238078
I like this one.
Pink and red sunset
Was it one more wasted day
Or is this just life
Pack my bags again
Always somewhere else to be
Ants scouring the Earth
>>25236473
I'm so fucking bored.
I am too depressed to wank.
I wish I were dead.
My hands are rough now
My heart is tougher than You
Ever got to know
Single at Christmas
Solitary and lonely
When will my life change
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
>>25238253
Get fucking sha-rekt
No one likes you because, well,
Ur ugly and dumb
Winter bites the heart
Winds of hunger howling song
Safe within the dark
Eyes give way to rain
Muster all my beaming light
Will it storm again?
>>25238278
I still love Seinfeld
It can always make me laugh
A timeless classic
>>25238311
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>>25238278
haikus really suck
my fingers are hurting bad
hippopotamus
>>25238342
I always wonder
Was George right about it all?
Do the opposite
I cum on the floor
The carpet is so crusty
Will it grow mushrooms?
Piercing through the blinds
Glittering dust floats freely
Eastern ascendance
i was a thug then
but now i'm a pretty bitch
oh god damn based god
My dick is real big
My dick is not very big
Fuck this gay planet
Today is Christmas
I miss bae
Fuck haikus
