>some people are having/had sex tonight with their gf
>some people are falling asleep in their lovers arms
>I'm sitting here downing a whole bottle of cheap wine praying for the gift of death for christmas
>tfw will never know the good feels of sleeping next to your lover
>tfw I won't die in my sleep
D E S P A I R B O Y S
lmao nigga ur such a fag
>>25236127
Sage goes in every field including captcha.
>>25236175
no you
I hope you get your entrails ripped out of your body you stupid non-virgin cunt
>>25236127
>>25236173
>>25236395
You make me sick, you good looking almost-chad.
>>25236127
I honestly wish all my ailments on to you. And trust me if you had them you would be crying like a bitch in the fetal position.
Damn Vyro you're ugly
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>>25236504
please let me get them
please let me feel SOMETHING
>>25236127
>>25236173
What a fucking normie. Kill yourself.
You're looking for attention and acknowledgement in the wrong place tripfag
>>25236644
You just gave him attention without to sage, also just report him
>>25236567
the funniest thing is that you call me the normie yet almost all this board's residents including you have probably had sex
eat shit
OP, sex and companionship isn't that amazing 2bh, sometimes I just want my gf to leave so I can masturbate. There's nothing wrong with her, she's 19, perfect tits and round ass., it's just that the affection she gives me is just too much sometimes and I'd rather be alone
>>25236664
affection is all I crave in life, literally the only thing. Fuck money fuck everything I want companionship and affection and someone to cuddle
>>25236656
>without to sage
How can you know? I sage without announcing it pretty often.
>>25236127
what do you even do for a living?
>some people are having/had sex tonight with their gf
>some people are falling asleep in their lovers arms
That shit's overrated, mate.
>>25236127
As a kissless virgin, I declare Vyro and his harem of fangirls normie tier. Especially since he shows his face. Nigger.
>>25236680
it is a mystery
>>25236682
because you've had it you stupid slimy cunt
>>25236127
want to kill yourself with me? I feel the same OP, and I'm serious about suicide.
>>25236127
Just commit a rape and shooting spree.
lmao faggot
I really hate that person. He thinks he's good looking. Compared to a pile a trash, anything is beautiful.
>>25236127
What happened to all your female orbiters? Surely one of the girls on your skype friend's list will give you attention tonight
The chocolate wine again? Uncultured swine.
>>25236674
Be Dark Triad.
Hey Vyro, you can sleep next to me tonight. Bb.
>tfw no vyro to play vidya with
>>25236924
Unless you have pure helium on hand no. Awfully afraid of any other method failing and leaving me disable.
>>25236976
That's not actually a thing and no one talks to me
>>25236939
I don't want to rape I want to be with someone I love
>>25237036
No its red
Not dealing with chocovine tonight
>>25237201
I'll pass
>>25237203
I don't even have anything I want to play atm
>>25237302
Your loss, Queer.
>>25237302
>drinking wine
>not everclear
lol fag why
that shit just makes your tummy hurt
>>25237330
Believe it or not I have a bottle of that kicking around.
I don't have any mix though and honestly I'm not numb enough for that yet
>>25237348
Still dont get how ppl like wine uvu
>>25237366
I dunno. I just do.
I don't like lighter beers much at all though
>>25236127
>tripfag
>avatarfagging with his own face
If you died it'd make my christmas, Vyro, you miserable fucking attentionwhore.
>>25237387
>I don't like lighter beers much at all though
Wow we have like exact opposite tastes in alcohol
I hate dark beer but love light
>>25237302
Ottacon is that you
>>25236127
>moderately attractive guy memeing about being alone
FUCK OFF
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>>25236127
fuck off, white boys can't be robots
a whole 27 people in this thread rused as hell
toppest of keks OP
>>25236127
>some people are falling asleep in their lovers arms
Yeah... But one of those people suffered that day. Probably had to hang out at the other person's parents house all fucking afternoon watching football teams they don't give a shit about, drinking junk alcohol, and being force fed every fucking dessert that's put in front of them even if they're full as fuck.
Relationships during the holidays...what a fucking nightmare. You're missing nothing.
>tfw my girlfriend wants to hang out tomorrow, cuddle, and bother me while I play my new vidya
>tfw she wants to spend time with me, doesn't matter what we do as long as we're together
>tfw just want to play vidya and eat tamales by myself
Who else /burdened/ here?
>>25237727
>tamales
muh spic nigga
vyro will you marry me even if I'm fat but losing weight pls I'm a 21 year old khhv ;_;
I'm gonna screen cap this thread and send it to your retard family
Cut your balls off
>>25236395
*unsheathes sword blade*
*goes super saiyan 5(my OC form dont steal)*
*stabe you in throat*
Nothin personnel kiddo
A beta orbiter is desperate for me to spend tonight with them.
I feel nothing for this person at all. I'm fucking crushed because I was just dropped from my last relationship on Monday, and I thought I wouldn't have to go through another Christmas and New Years alone.
I don't know if I can force myself to create the intimacy between us tonight.
>>25238057
Just get wasted and fuck. No intimacy required.
>>25238048
Pmuch this. Fuck you op
>>25238071
All they want is to cuddle and shit. I guess I should be happy someone what's me so soon after being dumped but I'm nowhere near over my ex
>>25237302
You are literally one fedora away from full autism mode. Even that smug face screams "enlightened gentlemen"
I want to punch you.
>>25238134
Well if you don't want to cuddle or be with someone, don't do it. Trust me, its better to be firm about it now than to end up in an uncomfortable situation later.
>be born with above average looks
>still end up as a fuck-up loser with a minimum wage job and attentionwhore personality who can only attract homely, maladjusted teenagers that he spends hours grooming over Skype
More pathetic than most robots.
>>25236127
>>25236173
Guys I want you all to think about this. This guy dyed his hair black so he could post some "me so sad" pictures on 4chan. This guy went out an bought hair dye and dyed his hair black so he could post on 4chan with a tripcode.
*sighs*
Fuckin tripfags. When will you attention-whoring dipshits learn that no one cares about your day here?
Perhaps there are some who may in
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