>fembot
>see robots complaining about how much attention and love women get
>while i sit here with the reality that I've never experienced being popular or getting hit on
>I've never felt sexy or attractive
>>25233507
You got a kik?
>>25233507
H-Hey. Want to grab a cup of coffee some time?We could both go to a cyber cafe near our area and talk through Skype, it'd be really cute!
>>25233507
lose some weight
>>25233507
You made this thread to get the "be my gf" posters to come here didn't you?be my gf
Women can't be robots tho.
pls be my gf
bloxxolb
>>25233522
>>25233535
>tfw both of these guys will put me on ignore when they see I'm not a 10/10 super model
>>25233507
Then just sit back and watch how many orbiters you'll get.
>>25233565
hes going full tilt
I wish you luck
>>25233565
Yeah, cause I'm a real fucking prize.
>>25233565
>trying this hard to fit it
Women can't be robots. Just accept it.
>>25233535
>We could both go to a cyber cafe near our area
what is this 2004?
>>25233565
Please be slightly ugly
I don't like talking to attractive people
>>25233507
Please be in London bb gurl
All these guys are imagining that I look like pic related itt
It's cumdumpster. You are a cumdumpster. There is no such thing as fembot or femanon.
Now tits or gtfo, better yet, save us all the trouble and just kill yourself.
Merry Christmas, roastie cunt.
>>25233565
I'm not a 10/10 super model either.
I'm more like a 6/10 on a good day, 4/10 on regular basis.
I just want to feel needed...I don't mind if you're a dude. ;_;
>>25233651
I bet you won't be able to slide by without at least 3 replies from betas wanting to fuck you if you posted a pic.
>>25233507
>>while i sit here with the reality that I've never experienced being popular or getting hit on
Here's a crazy thought. Hear me out.
Maybe...just maybe...you could try approaching a boy first?
Shocking concept, I know.
>>25233565
Don't flatter yourself. Those are thirsty ass omegas. They'll block you when they see you're not even a 3/10.
>>25233565
So post a pic. Put it to rest.
this is bait, right?
somewhat newfag here
>>25233651
Honestly, I'm picturing something more along the lines of pic related, and anything would be an improvement on that.
God you're such a cunt OP. You could easily have a 5/10 or below bf who would love you unconditionally but you refuse. I'm a legit 2/10 morbidly obese ugly friendless bullied autistic loser and I have a loving committed 5/10 bf of 2 years with 0 effort on my part. It makes me fucking sick when women complain about no bf or being lonely. You literally are not looking you lazy obnoxious cow
>>25233719
This board is bait
>>25233675
another fembot here.. just wanted to say hi and you seem nice and i think you'd make a good friend.
>tfw no girl friends ;w;
>>25233507
You're probably hideously deformed, morbidly obese, or a gigantic bitch nobody likes.
Or a mixture of those.
Weak ass bait.
>>25233764
This is a thread, the board refers to /r9k/ in its entirety.
>>25233781
You're replying to a guy you know
>>25233806
so he worded it correctly?
>>25233811
Same goes for you friend :^)
>>25233811
oh........ well i thought i was replying to the OP.. my bad.. oh............
>>25233801
This thread'll get 100+ replies anyway.
>>25233836
Probably, but it's fun to pretend
>>25233840
Why the ellipses?
>>25233881
oh.. sorry....
>>25233811
>>25233801
I'm only posting this picture so people will take my feels seriously and claim I'm not female. I am not attention whoring.
Here is a picture of my legs to prove I'm female.
fine heres a pic
do your worst :(
>>25233507
stop being fat
>>25233969
that doesn't prove a damn thing, we're gonna need to see some pussy
>>25233937
>oh.. sorry....
Why? I wasn't saying you did something bad
>>25233969
Be my gf pls>tfw sock fetish
>>25233969
Now watch the compliments....
>>25233704
/thread
of course OP ignored this post but its probably a dude anyways
>>25233969
look like boys legs to me
>>25233840
Well at least somebody thinks I'm sort of cute I guess.I don't care if this is a joke, I'll take it. I'll take it all the way to the bank.
>>25233991
No I just wanna express my feels before I down this alcohol. I'm not lying or attention whoring.
>>25233969
ok, so I'll ask again, you got a kik?
>>25234070
okay but really if you're so lonely why dont you try asking a boy out?
>>25233969
>L O N D O N
>O
>N
>D
>O
>N
I WILL DATE YOU NO MATTER WHATpls be in LONDON ;_;
>>25234056
it's not a joke, i promise. someone somewhere (me) thinks you're pretty neat.
>>25233969
If you have any male friends, any at all, then your feels are bullshit. I can 100% guarantee they're attracted to you.
If you don't have any, then you can just start talking to dudes online. Your (likely untrue) ugliness won't matter. After just a bit of conversation, guys will fool themselves into believing you're a great person, and become emotionally attracted to you (which leads to physical). Voila, your feels are gone.
>>25234094
Because I'm ugly and no one wants me
>>25234072
You'll just put me on ignore
>>25234070
Do you have a kik, I'd like to chat with you on a more personal platform.
>>25234163
Just give me contact already
I won't put you on ignore
>>25234163
>Because I'm ugly and no one wants me
Do you have any idea how thirsty most guys are?
I guarantee a lot more boys would like to date you than you think.
>>25234070
>I'm attention whoring.
then what the fuck is this thread?
>>25234179
>shows bottle of liquor
>asks for kik
i know where this is going..
>>25234130
I-I knew that!Thanks!
>>25234227
Are you that girl who wants a female friend?
Are you jealous of OP?
>>25233675
im desperate post kik
Here's a pic of me, fine. I know I'm not attractive.
>>25234163
Ok, I am done making any effort to try to talk to you.
Next time you feel that nobody makes you feel like you are attractive or sexy, remember that one humble anon offered you a chance, and you fucking denied him.Remember that you never even gave him the chance you want others to give you. Remember that, and weep, you coward.
>>25233507
Another bait thread sigh
>>25234187
I'll be too drunk to talk anyway soon
>>25234070
>>25233969
Why don't you resize your photos or take them at the right res to start with? Dumb bitch. You should be drinking bleach instead of alcohol anyway. It has less calories, something you need to be watching closer.
come on OP, just look at this
can't you agree that there is definitely a problem of abundance between the sexes?
submissive males get shit in life. submissive people in general get shit, but submissive women have a much easier time finding someone to take care of them
many males here will be willing. but someone from here, will never be able to post a thread like this on a largely female place and get this many people asking for their contact info.
>>25234283
You can insult me all you want but I know I'm not fat
>>25234279
Well you can always remove me tomorrow when you're hungover
C'mon I'll talk to you drunk
>>25234269
fake as fuck, next
>>25234247
i'm the other fembot.. i just don't trust strangers on the internet. some of them are mean. and i dont want op to get hurt.
>>25234269
Even shooping it to hell and back then adding filters you still have a freaky birdlike nose. I don't know whether I should make oy vey jokes or fruit loops.
>>25234269
op prob didnt post this
>>25234311
Right right, you're not fat, it's everyone else's perspective that is wrong.
>>25234332
Oh
That's pretty nice
I'm surprised to find someone nice on herehopefully someone else nice, but I think I'm too lazy to be called nice
>>25234360
what makes you say I'm fat?
>>25234332
Other cumdumpster you mean. You're not a fembot. It's almost funny how pathetic you are.
>>25233651
I don't find that girl very attractive personally.
>>25234381
Nothing much, just >>25233969
>>25234163
>Because I'm ugly and no one wants me
You don't actually believe this and you know it.
You knew damn well the hypocritical betacunts on this board would kill each other in gladiatorial combat for the opportunity to sniff your farts, and you came here expressly for the purpose of gaining attention.
You're not a "fembot," you're not lonely, you're not interesting or profound or even marginally useful. You're a hole on legs, and if you were not aware of this fact you could offer us more than just teasing photos of your body.
Fuck off, whore.
>>25234388
okay
merry christmas, virgin :^)
>>25234332
I just wanted to chat with someone who was feeling down because I like making girls feel beautiful.
>>25234443
are you a virgin? If not, you REALLY can't call yourself a fembot.
>>25234448
well i have a bf..sorry....
>>25234470
>calls herself a fembot
>has a bf
Are you just trolling or are you really this fucking stupid?
>>25234443
>arguingwithholes.jpeg
Women are truly the meme sex, the niggers of gender. So predictable.
>>25234458
is being a virgin mandatory for robot status?
>>25234470
>fembot
>has a bf
This board isn't for you normie
>>25234498
well.. he's an online bf.. if that makes a difference..
>>25234492
Yes, it is. If you'd been on this board for more than a week, you'd know this.
Just because you get sad sometimes doesn't make you a robot. Retarded roastie slut.
>>25234470
Fuck you, I wanted to chat with OP, not someone who jumped on her attention bandwagon.
>>25233763
You're one of the good ones, Anon. Have a nice holiday.
>>25234513
It does, but it's still more than I've got ;_;
>>25234516
well since you know nothing about me you wouldn't know that i've been clinically depressed for most of my life.. so yeah.. thanks.
>>25233507
That's because your ugly, only real women are attention whores because they have something that looks good.
>>25234540
op try making online friends, just dont send them nudes ok. you can meet some really nice ppl
>>25234574
I'm not OP though
I'm a guy
>>25234547
well you're not a virgin so you aren't lonely. You cannot even begin to comprehend the loneliness that robots experience. True robots, not normalfags who feel sad when they dont talk to anyone for a day. Fuck off.
>>25234487
Fembot is the cool new subculture identity. She dressed goth back in school but wasn't depressed, she posted on /r9k/ but wasn't a robot. Stop taking it so seriously. As a fellow fembot and nerd much like her it's really off-putting and problematic when guys try to act like gatekeepers.
>oh yeah? U like vidya so who was the 1984 joust arcade world tournament champion?
>u don't know? I knew u was fake gamer girl
>>25234601
i'm depressed, i live with my schizophrenic mother, probably have some other undiagnosed illnesses festering. i literally have 0 irl friends. i spend all day talking to people online.
>>25234618
>problematic
Yeah I think you'd fit in better at tumblr, im sure they'd love to hear you crying about muh soggy knees. No one hear gives a shit, you aren't going to get sympathy points for having a vagina. Take your giant vaginal meat flaps and fly away please.
>>25234631
my life is so normal
>>25234547
1 in 4 women are on psychiatric drugs. You are not a special snowflake just because a doctor agrees you get sad sometimes and sells you pills.
>>25234410
Explain what you think is fat though
>>25234516
Tell me that pic is fake. Please.
>>25234693
For women it's bmi >19. For men it's body fat >14%
>>25234681
My favorite Pepe was inspired by that image
>>25233970
suck more cock and you'll never be alone
>>25234729
My bmi is 18.6
>>25234700
Its real, I've seen the video before but can't remember what its called
>>25234780
Those were minimums, chubby.
>>25234780
Did I say >19? I meant >18.5.
>>25234163
>Because I'm ugly and no one wants me
That's not true, I want you
>>25234796
I kind of want to punch her in the face.
>>25234802
I'm 112 at 5'5. Perfectly healthy.
>>25234824
Let me guess... it's all in your thighs and not your tits, right?
>>25234104
Tiny? Is that you?
>>25234836
Nope I have no tits. You can't even see how fat I am based on that pic.
>>25233507
>no pics
>same "no I'm ugly you'd laugh" bait
This is getting old
Either post pics if you're real or fuck off
No one will be able to track a single timestamp with no exit data and no one will laugh unless you are elephant man levels of ugly
Just post your kik already OP
>>25234860
>file deleted
How the fuck would I know?
Women literally (L I T E R A L L Y) can't (CAN NOT) be robots!
End of story. Now fuck off roasties, shoo!
>>25233565
>is a fatty womenlet ugly shitskin
>they rejected me because im not a 10/10 waah
>>25234964
I might be ugly but I'm not fat and I'm taller than average
>>25235027
Post face OPAnd contact
>>25234878
Yeah, I didn't see it either. Can a kind anon repost it, please?
>>25235093
>>25234878
its just a picture of her fucking leg my nigga
>>25235122
And her socksWhich almost made me break nofap
I'm not sure why you guys are being so mean to me
>fembot
>have crush on robot guy
>finally have the guts to go up to him and say something
>seems uninterested
YOU LIED TO ME R9K
>>25235198
I'm not
I asked for contact to talk to you, but you said no.
And you almost made me break nofap so you're the one being mean to me :^)
>>25234875
Look at how mean they're being and they have seen my face yet
>>25233507
so now you know how its is to be 90% of guys, feels pretty shitty doesn't it?
>>25235198
this is what this thread looks like
you are that pink dot. all the black dots are intrigued and wish to poke it with a stick. that's just how it works with large concentrations of men vs one girl
>>25235214
were you direct, or did you dance around the subject?
Most of us are either
A. Mildly on the autism spectrum and have a harder time picking up social cues or
B. unconfident
Or both. You can't just tiptoe around the subject and hope for him to pick up on the signs and make a move, you need to be the one to make a move. Don't just drop vague hints. Tell him you like him and want to go on a date with him.
>>25235242
I've been this way since the day I was born.
>>25235245
Maybe but I wish they'd stop treating me so badly
>>25235220
I'm sorry but I can't take more rejection
>>25235406
How is it rejection if I asked you to talk?
It'd take a lot for me to reject you
>>25235379
>>25235406
what do you want, OP? what do you want us to give you?
>>25235379
treating you badly? you've had at least two different guys who'd like to talk to you. You won't even give them a chance, even though you started out this thread by bitching that no one pays attention to you.
>>25235379
No, fuck you for attention whoring and thinking you belong anywhere near this board.
>>25235321
I just asked him what's up desu but he replied with one word. Although a few days before he was nice to me and seemed interestedbut since I'm autistic I ditched him without realizing.I also got someone to tell him I had a crush on him
>>25235379
http://www.geewa.com/reversi?ts=1451024853533#p=game&m=invite
>>25235441
I meant no one pays attention to me in real life
>>25235474
someone's gotta join my shitty fucking reversi game
>>25235468
Okay well maybe he was nervous or didn't know what to say. Sometimes overthinking things causing people to react in weird ways. Maybe he was trying to "play it cool" or something. I know I've done similar things when I've thought girls were interested in me.
Do you think you have the guts to just ask him out?
>>25235545
I actually suspect he might've been high at the time because he was laughing and singing and when I went up to him he was staring down the grass. I don't think I have the guts to ask him out though.
>>25235565
>I don't think I have the guts to ask him out though.
There's no need. If he spends time with you, he likes you already.
There's no need to say anything. Words only ruin things and cheapen feelings that can never be put into words.
>>25235610
He doesn't exactly spend time with me. We just see each other around and he looks at me sometimes and looks away, sometimes he sees me and walks away too.
>>25235643
Are you sure he's not mentally retarded?
>guy makes a thread about never being hit on
12 replies, 2 images
>girl makes a thread about never being hit on
149 replies, 23 images
Never change /r9k/.
>>25233507
>145 replies
Lads, stop.
>>25235668I know he has sme sort of mental illness, I'm friends with his neighbor and she tells me she can hear him yelling late at night
>>25233565
The uglier you are the less chance you have to cheat.
Loyalty>Looks
where do you live. if we live nearby will you be my gf?
>>25235693
Why would you ever even stoop that low as to date a literal retard?
>>25235728
Good question. I'm really lonely and a bit of a Misaki I guess.
>>25234681
I don't believe 1 in 4 women are on psychiatric drugs. You're just a bitter loser who can't get with anyone so he bullies fembots
>>25235693
I hope your next move is to wait outside his place and listen
>>25235803
fembots dont exist in the first place. "Lonely" women aren't anywhere near as lonely as lonely men.
>>25235823
I've been stalking his place and all the weird things he does for awhile.
>>25235844
>>25235789
>>25235693
>tfw no obsessive stalker Misaki gf
>>25235844
What are some of those weird things?
>>25235676
What do you expect? This is a board full of men, and women will always be extremely valuable, ugly and awful or not.
>>25235857
He's up very early and comes out of the house at almost the same time to stare down the grass or make hand gestures at it. Like, ''stop'' hand gestures. He seems to talk to himself in a cartoon character voice. From what I've gathered he only talks to one guy and old people. The things he yells at night are usually ''FUCK'' or ''FUCK THIS'' things along these lines. He's also ALWAYS wearing sunglasses and a hat, I've gotten told he's not cross eyed either.
>>25235851
This is why I love robots, no one irl would take me for who I am.
>>25234601
oh man dude, I get where you're coming from but holy fuck you're retarded
>>25235851
I'd prefer a gf like OP
>>25235917
Are you sure he isn't schizophrenic?
You should find somebody else to stalk, because it won't end well for either of you.
>>25233969
>I'm only posting this picture so people will take my feels seriously and claim I'm not female. I am not attention whoring.
Granted. Sure, but why delete it at all? This type of stuff makes me think you're less experienced at any of this than you let on to be.
Once you post it it's here. Might as well own up to a decision instead of exhibiting lukewarm shrewd behavior.
Not meeming, white knighting, or black knighting. Just laying knowledge on you.
>>25235942
I think he might be yeah. I'm trying to find someone else to stalk but I can't help being sad over being quasi-rejected.
>>25235963
I deleted it to show I'm not attention whoring
>op will never give contact
>>25234401
what's with retards like you, you don't find anything attractive if that was true, go fuck yourself faggot and stay a robot.
>>25235835
Well at least I have my brother
>>25236021
Shrewd didn't mean what I think it meant.
My point is this don't exhibit that solipsistic behavior that has been adhered to women here, accept your vulnerability as everyone else here, and never make the mistake of thinking your gender makes a difference in how much your argument or words matter.
What difference would it have made had you left it up?
Deleting it doesn't change that you posted it. And it clearly indicates for all to see that you did in the first place.
Let alone it not even really being deleted.
Show some stalwart character, and not shrivel up under scrutiny like they assume most women to. You want praise because you don't fit the mold of how we perceive women here?
Act like it.
>>25236043
>fake, made up whores with cold, conniving expressions on their face
>attractive
So naive.
>>25235803
http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/753789
I know, the article was written by sojinist nerds and statistics are oppressive, but what can you do? Just call us bitter virgins and go back to being a roastie slut. I wonder why your kind loves to bring up irrelevant shit like 'ur virgin' and similar adhom bullshit so often though. Is that how you activate your reality distortion field? Like a password or voice command of sorts?
>>25235803
>I don't believe in facts
>ur mean
>womyn can be robots
o i am laffing m7
>>25236050
yes you do, now go be a good sister and suck his dick
>>25235803
>fembots
You keep using that word...
hi
true ugly fembot here. yes I'm fat and ugly, you don't need to point it out
what's up fellow fembots! how's your lonely incel Christmas going?
my mom got me a $1 barbie doll for Christmas... I'm 19. I didn't get invited or called or anything, my grandma just came for 10 minutes to drop off some tamales. They're some really good tamales so I'd say it was a decent Christmas this year.
>>25236264
Fuck you you're qt
>>25236264
>out
I hallucinated an exclamation mark... Hmm. My bait senses grant me clairvoyance.
>>25236264
>incel
women can't be incels anon.
>>25236199
At least I have my adopted brother to cuddle with when I'm sad
>>25236345
have you potty-trained pajeet yet?
>>25236264
>>25236264
Love your eyes and bangs!
I wish I could get my hair sort of like that. It's way too big tho, I always look like I either have lion's mane hair or 'I just got laid' hair
>>25236376
Post lion's maneand be my gf
>>25236371
I'm a black girl with straightened hair
>thsi thread is still going
Just fucking kill me
Are we really accepting women here?
>>25236401
>>25236401
If I must. This was right after a windy humid day.
>>25234270
Remember that you got trolled by a guy. Remember you got trolled by a guy pretending to be a woman.
Remember that you bit the b8 anyway
Remember remember the 25th of December, faggot
>>25236465
Are you not that old tripfag? yours truly?
>>25236465
Please be my qt freckle gf
>>25236465
>freckles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I BET YOU THINK YOU'RE A REAL HUMAN BEINGYOU'RE NOT
>tfw female old-/r9k/ poster gf
Overall I'm pretty satisfied with this arrangement albeit the sense of responsibility for another being's emotional wellbeing.
Tell me, /r9k/, what constitutes "failing" another person?
>>25236494
Not being my gf
>>25233740
That's a dude. It has to be. Like not even all that bad looking of a guy if he smiled more, it's just definitely a dude.
>>25236494
>Tell me, /r9k/, what constitutes "failing" another person?
For women it's ever faltering as Chad.
>>25236465
Truth be told you're ugly. 5/10 at best ever with the hair hiding your face.
>>25234070
Bless up
Another one
They don't want you to be original
>>25236511
No I am the male /r9k/ poster in the male-female coupling I referred to in my previous post.
>>25236514
She does think I'm Chad, despite my insistence I'm a non-person.
>>25236481
>>25236481
O-ok. For comparison this is my hair when it feels like cooperating
>>25236575
>>She does think I'm Chad, despite my insistence I'm a non-person.
Then you're just a fucking failed Chad and you shouldn't be here, normieshit.
>>25236593
Post contact then freckle gf
>>25236593
Pull that vest down and let's see some nipple
>>25236529
>>25236529
Oh yes I know already. I have just accepted it.
>>25236593
This is a man boys
>>25236597
Thank you for being honest. Still, if I'm a malignant entity as you believe, I've been here since the day the board opened- so at least I'm a consistent normieshit.
>>25236616
>>25236616
Nah they look weird af.
>>25236632
>>25236632
Idk where youre from that guys rock 32Cs
>>25236672
c o n t a c t
p l e a s e
>>25236264
You and OP need to get on Tinder. Just use a clear face photo like that, and see how many real matches you get.
I predict 100 the end of the weekend, if you're in a city. Just go on the Tinder threads here or in /soc/ and compare your number to what guys get.
You will learn something valuable.
>>25236672
You're a trap stop lying
>>25236620
Oh okay, at least now you can work on it without being delusional.
>>25236730
>>25236620
Nvm just realised you're a trap not just ugly kill yourself you grotesque abomination
>>25236727
>>25236730
>>25236752
Idk what yall are smokin but ok dad :^)
>>25236465
Are you on Tinder? If not why not?
>>25236786
O please it couldn't be more obvious that you're a man
>>25236793
>>25236793
I am but haven't used it really. I'm not a hookup type of girl
>>25236593
You look familiar. Pic related
>>25236465
>tfw no lion gf
>>25236814
Just swipe right on the attractive guys and see how many matches you get. It'll be lots. I guarantee it. Go and put this unfortunate misapprehension to rest. You arent obliged to sleep with any of them. It'd be courteous to reply if they message you tho...
Some people use it to start 'real' relationships btw.
>>25236818
>>25236818
Haha I see it
I'm not really sure how I feel about glasses. I typically wear contacts. My ex gf thinks theyre cute tho
>>25236845
>>25236845
Never thought I would get actual advice from r9k! I'll try it tho, thanks!
For real though it's my axolotl, I have her on my profile and she rakes in the D for me
Has /r9k/ made you feel sexy or attractive yet OP?
>>25236264
>Oh I'm so ugly and fat :`(
Come on, you're clearly fishing for compliments.I'd date you.
>>25233507
As long as you're not fat or black I'd have a go. But desu this thread is just b8
>>25236931
Excellent. You'll made a dude happy. I don't even care if it's a Chad...
So. Some Chad out there morally owes me an orgasm.
>>25233507
girls don't like anime, fucc outta here
>>25234279
>"w-women can be lonely too!"
>"n-no I don't want to talk to you losers!"
>"I'm not making excuses I'm just drunk haha..."
>>25236465
trap/10
get out
>>>/lgbt/
