My Christmas Advice

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My Christmas Advice 2015-12-25 04:41:03 Post No. 25233295
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My Christmas Advice Anonymous 2015-12-25 04:41:03 Post No. 25233295 [Report]

Hey anons, since its Christmas I thought I'd help you guys with your >tfw no gf problems.
I've never had a gf myself, but I've gotten very close to relationships and I think thats more than anyone on here can boast. Here are some tips that I think come in handy.

>If she doesn't respond to your message, send another later, preferably at night.
It shows dedication and persistence.
>Say "Sorry" often
Girls love a guy who can own up to their mistake.
>Always be prepared
I always keep a few pick-up lines/conversation starters written on a notecard in my wallet, just in case I see a cutie.
>Fashion is key
Go to /fa/ if you need help.
>Be honest
If I were to ever get a girl's number, I'd first send her a list of all my pros and cons. Like I said, girls love honesty.

Hope this helps and Merry Christmas.

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Anonymous 2015-12-25 04:45:19 Post No.25233381
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Anonymous 2015-12-25 04:45:19 Post No.25233381 [Report]

Oh god I can't tell if you're trolling to screw robots over with women, or if your sincerely this bad at women. Either way, made me cringe/10.

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Anonymous 2015-12-25 04:47:30 Post No.25233416
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Anonymous 2015-12-25 04:47:30 Post No.25233416 [Report]

>>25233381
It's a troll. The first three are deliberately the opposite of what you should do and the last two are generic pieces of accepted advice to fool stupid robots into thinking they're all true.