When I was at church with my family tonight they gave us those fucking candles for whatever reason and my fucking hair got caught in the flame and caught on fire holy shit it was a freakin disaster
did you skream like a frog?
>>25232418
>going to church
Gay
I'm being honest when I say thanks for letting us know this.
Not only did your hair catch on fire, but you're posting it on /r9k/ of all places, meaning you were already a pathetic excuse for a human being.