>tfw your cousins bring their bf/gf to the family party and your'e the only single cousin.
>tfw you are the only single person in the family.
>>25232008
This was me today. I know this feel.
>see cousins cuddled up with bfs and gfs
>meanwhile you're just standing there
JUST
>>25232008
I posted this in another thread but I'm 26 and single and my 18 year old cousin proposed to his girlfriend tonight.
>>25232054
>getting married at 18
jesus christ the fuck is he thinking?
>>25232054
>my 18 year old cousin proposed to his girlfriend tonight
what a retarded bluepilled cuck
>>25232054
It seems like young people are starting to get married sooner.....because it's something to do I guess.
Also,
>tfw your cousin, that you held as an infant, has had sex
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>>25232008
I just ate lunch with my mum and step-dad
30 minutes of sitting in silence and then I opened a present which was a fold up table
>"now you don't have to sit on the floor when you're on your computer all day... haha"
>they look at me and try to force a smile
There were three single people on tonight's family dinner. Me, my uncle and his son. But I'm sure I'm the only virgin. My uncle just had another divorce, because he was cheating his 22 yo wife with another 20-something girl (he's 49). And my cousin is a Chad. Probably fucked more girls this month than I'll ever fuck in my whole life.
Thank god I wasn't the target of the "what about girlfriends" question.
It could be worse. You could have incestual feelings for your cousin.
>last year told her I really liked her and went in for a kiss that she rejected, but we still held each other and hugged and talked together
>this year
>during gift exchange the other day (early christmas celebration) she sat on the arm of my chair and leaned on me all night giving me flirtatious looks
>long hugs
>hand holding
>all while texting her "boyfriend" of a whopping one week
>she's had 9 boyfriends this semester and i'm a lonely faggot with no friends or girlfriends who wants to fuck his cousin
>today
>went to the family's house to play cards
>fine for the first few hours, but then i get really paranoid about her texting her boyfriend the entire fucking night and getting angry because i feel like she's just using me like every other woman i've known
>start ignoring her
>can't hide my depression, family says that "you look too serious, it's just a card game ha ha"
>time to go
>"actually son I have to go fix something at your aunt's house, why don't you just wait here for a few hours until I come back
>no.jpg
>stuck with her watching some show on netflix while i browse r9k trying my best to look like I don't care
>she's constantly trying to initiate physical contact even though we're in plain view of her fucking dad (army vet, built, tall, massive, intimidating, and most importantly not on my side of the family tree)
>feel so hurt and conflicted and I don't know why
>all i want to do is hold her for the rest of eternity but because i'm so internally conflicted i can't even bring myself to tell her why i act the way i do
>left her with a medium length hug and a couple "bye"s even though she personally escorted me out and obviously wanted more than that
>i'm such a fucking spaghettimancer that I can't even decide if I should text her or not and tell her I'm sorry for how I acted
>>25232415
Don't you dare say you're sorry. You can spell it out to her and see if she's interested. But don't cuck it up with a "I'm sorry for acting like I did, I feel so bad. Please forgive me. I love you".
>mum is a prostitute and cocaine addict on "disability" from her real job
>brother visiting
>he knows about my mum but still acts like I'm partially at fault when she attacks me
>told me I ruined her life today
>I don't even know why she's been taking things out on me so much lately she apparently loves christmas
>>25232737
you mean like "look, i like you and shit, but your dad is fucking scary and he already knows we aren't platonic. either smarter about this or cut it out"?
>>25232775
be smarter* about this shit or cut it out
>family party on father's side Saturday night
>going to be about 20-30 people there in a small house
>don't know how to socialize, so I'll just end up sitting on the couch all night
>people will come up to me and ask me what I'm doing with my life
>have nothing interesting to contribute, so they'll just tell me about all the interesting stuff them or other family members are doing
>that'll go on for a couple hours
>will probably have multiple anxiety attacks throughout the night, even more when it comes time for the Yankee swap
>I'll have to get up to pick a gift while the whole room watches me
>no idea how to be a human, so I won't know how to react to opening a gift in front of people
>will look at every light post on the way home and dream of smashing into it full speed
>>25232008
>19
>still live with my parents
>just work and sit in my room shitposting, that is the entirety of my life
>brother and sister visiting for christmas
>aunt comes too
>i stay in my room except to go to work
>wake up
>go brush my teeth
>go to laundry room to grab a cloth to wash my face
>get ambushed by my aunt holding an ipad
>talking to a bunch of girls on facetime
>she turns it towards me and tells me to say hi
>they make the exact faces as pic related
>i give the ipad back to her and walk back into my room
Fuck this gay earth to be honest. Can't even be in my own home without being reminded of how repulsive my visage is and judgmental glares from a bunch of post wall sluts.
>>25232054
Lol, that's gonna come back to bite him in the ass
>tfw my 19-y.o. cousin eloped and didn't tell her parents until after
>tfw anything I fuck up will seem minor and forgivable by comparison
every time my aunt and uncle come over, it always turn into a cringe fest
>"hey anon, you should come with us to a Magic: The Gathering tournament soon!"
>"we named out cat Usagi"
>we always watch anime every friday [inserts generic mainstream shoenun titles]
Truely cringe.
>23
>Still live at home
>Work full time and have decent income
>Only single one in family
>Never had a gf
Every single family meet up is boring as batshit as everybody just fucks off with their lovers. Then they always ask me why I don't have a gf and start hating on Gaming and stuff.
I don't want to live like society wants us too... Is that too hard to understand?
