"Oh my anon! You *say* that you're not gay and not into trannies, but that surely that hard cock means you want to deposit semen in something nearby? It couldn't possibly be me could it? Could it?"
How do you respond?
Well I don't have a hard cock because I'm not gay, so I leave.
>>25231560
>grab can of aerosol
>spray it in their face for a solid 7 seconds
>turn and leave
>>25231560
>grab neck
>and push it down on the table
>and empty my warm seed in it
i move her and pull up the toilet seat and jack off into the toilet
>*lifts cucumber out of trousers*
haha, tricked u, u dumb faggot
>*shows off flacid cock*
u like tht, my man?
>>25231667
Won't work on trannies, they have the Hypersexual perk, they'll fuck or suck anything that can ejaculate.
>>25231560
Realistically speaking, my cock would not be hard because I'm in reality not gay.
Not that I would hate "her" or anything, but I'd tell the truth and decline
I've seen a lot of shoops in my day, this is clearly one of them. That being said id fuck the shit out of pic related, penis or not. I'm not gay, just really desperate.
>>25231560
But what if I'm actually bisexual? Why do I have to lie to myself and everyone else?
>>25231560
carpeted bathrooms make me limp, maybe later
also why are you shooped
I'm not really into dudes or trannies, but I'd use them as a tool to help me cum.
It's not like I'd say I'm sexually attracted to my hand or my fleshlight.A fabric covered toilet seems very unhygienic.
i have the innate ability to get up to anything that is pure of heart
>>25231560
Grind my throbbing erection into hers.Too bad no actual MtF looks remotely like that.
You're looking at your own cock faggot. You are the gay one. And you're apparently narcissistic.
