its chad bingo time, if you are a normie, gtfo
>>25230440
Literally none of them
>>25230440
>tfw my sad was literally all of these except the money related ones, the car, the parents one (he was horribly abused as a kid but still somehow made it), and the facebook one
who else /chad dad/ here
My parents are proud of me, more because they love me than because I've done anything noteworthy, and I have 5+ drinking buddies. That's it
>>25230440
this shit is way too hard
What if you are self-employed?
Why do most chads end up as wageslaves? curious.
>>25230440
>parents are proud of you
I assume they would be, if they were alive
>car with 300hp
I have a motorcycle, even better
>had threesome
not by choice
>lost virginity before age 15
again, not by choice
literally just the middle box...not sure if that is a good thing or bad thing.
>>25230607
they crave to socially fit in
>>25230575
>>25230658
Why are you guys here?
>I be "I-I-i relate to you guys"
Clearly you two dont
>Tfw didn't cross off even one
*sigh*, just like usual
>>25231137
dude most of the crosses on my template are about lifting
>>25230440
Well, shit.suck my balls muted comment
>>25231252
Dude who cares
Everyone knows 5 and above, you're a normie dove
4 and below, you're a robot right to the bow
>>25231276
Mine is exactly the same
>>25230440
>Not a Virgin
>Parents Are Proud Of Me
>6'2"
Damn, almost had a four corners
>>25230440
none of them
i don't care about any of them either
>>25231312
>not a virgin
Getting that is the automatic win, you're a normie
N-O-R-M-I-E, normie is your name-o
>>25231276
What car?
>>25230440
What the fuck are these goals? For me actually getting a date is a fucking challenge and you're talking about fucking 20+ women? That's a fucking achievement even for normies. Am I the only one here that's that autistic?
Am I cool yet guys?
>>25230440
I got zero, this game sucks
uh oh
i am in for a hurricane of reee
I thought I'd actually score higher.
I'm weird in that I can function really well in professional or casual social situations, but I fall to pieces if I actually want to have some sort of personal relationship with somebody.
>>25230440
holy shit none.
the only debatable one is '5 drinking buddies', i've been drinking with a group of 5+ people before but they're not buddies, they're classmates that i use as an excuse to indulge in alcoholism. when they fuck off to have sex with people i realize that i hate them, then when i sober up i realize i don't care about them - not even hate, i just take whatever little human contact i can get.
Alas, I am not a chad. :(
Not a virgin.
Played group sports in 9th grade only because mandatory. Shot on wrong basket in games.
Can you make a Stacy one?
>>25230440
>tfw literally none of them
>>25232779
>look at me guys look at me
