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why couldn't I be born as a cute rich girl with tons of beta orbiters and Chads trying to get in my pants? why couldn't I be born as a 9/10 qt with tons of friends, a great sex life and everything you could possibly want in life? why is life so unfair? why do i have to spend my entire existence envying other girls who have it all?

>tfw 4/10 khhv neet with no friends, no social life, no money, no bf
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I bet you're just fat, don't shower or shave.

Switch out your pillow cases to fix up your acne, and stop going to mcdonalds.
Show us a pic or GTFO faggot.
"no money" I can see it now, a fatty living off the government.
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>>25229785
Women don't have pride or ambition, do you ever go outside? Have you ever talked to a woman before?
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>>25229809
Oh, sorry. I thought OP was a guy. Disregard everything I said.

Saged.
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>>25229693
>switching out pillow case meme
I laugh evertim
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>>25229693
not fat, just ugly. not even plastic surgery could fix my face senpai.

i just want one tiny fraction of the attention Stacys get. being literally the only girl who never gets any male attention sucks ass.

i'm just envious of these girls who have it so easy.

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>>25229809
i am one. but since i'm not a 5/10+ guys don't notice my existence
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>>25229873
>i am one. but since i'm not a 5/10+ guys don't notice my existence
You're wrong. You just don't recognize us 6/10's and lower as humans.

Must I really dump my misogyny folder?
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>>25229557
Pics or GTFO

girl
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>>25229873
ill give you some attention if you arent fat and give me your snapchat
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>>25229912
This. I'm just thinking back on all the times a girl would post how she wants a boyfriend, I put up a pic and they don't respond, a week later they post again about how depressed/suicidal they are for not having a boyfriend.
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>>25229873

>i am one. but since i'm not a 5/10+ guys don't notice my existence

I would L I T E R A L L Y bet my life that you have male friends who would date/fuck you.
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>>25229912
ironically, the ones who used to make fun of me in school were the fat, ugly nerds with acne. kek.

i know that going after Chads is not going to get me anywhere, no Chad would want to date my fugly ass. but even lowly betas ignore me. FML
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>>25230050
i have no friends senpai

i'm a real robot, just female
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>>25230029
To be honest, it was probably a guy, like the OP of this thread. I've heard a lot of male anons admiting baitposting as a female here.

There is a reason the meme "there are no females on the internet" exists. It's because they are literally outnumbered 100 to 1 by men, except maybe on Facebook and the like (where they outnumber us surprise surprise).

When there is no attention to gain, women won't come and this site is anonymous.
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>>25230055
Kill yourself you dumb cunt ffs, you can't even put up a picture and someone before you just posted how they're interested in you without even SEEING you, go fuck yourself.
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>>25230055
No they don't, keep lying to get attention though.
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>>25230082

>i have no friends senpai
>i'm a real robot, just female

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU to screenshot your messages list in your phone and show us here. I promise you, so long as you aren't some OCD freak who cleans her messages every day, we'll see that the last 6 or 7 conversations contains at least one non-family dude talking to you.

Do it. Unless you're chickenshit or you know I'm right.
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>>25230117
>unironically responding to bait
Senpai what are you doing?
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>>25229873
Im a femanon thats quite attractive and have an ample amount of orbiters. I feel for you.
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>>25230096
Dating sites, reddit R4R and others.
Even in person, a girl cried at work about no guy liking her then rejected me immediately.

I'm not even ugly desu senpai, just not Chad. I don't hit the gym, I feel like I'm slightly below handsome, not ugly and not "average".
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either lower your standards or become a raging feminazi like all the ugly "introverted" girls do
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>>25230142
lol stfu why did you have to post that you were quite attractive in that sentence i don't respond to b8 but i dont think this is even b8ing on purpose hahahahha gtfo
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so hard being a girl like so very hard *sigh*

haha if they knew what it was like for a moment to be a fucking man in this shit pile feminized world they would literally beg and crawl and plead to die.
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>>25229557
plot twist: those bitches are unhappy because they don't know how good they have it.
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Guy here, can relate except that I have a 8-9/10 beta orbiter that I'll ask out after Xmas break
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>>25230148
Don't worry it's not like you're missing out on something. Romantic relationships with a female are a perpetual shittest anyway (seriously look up shittest if you don't know what it means, it's true)

Just get money and hire escorts or wait for VR porn.
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>>25230096
i don't have a facebook and only post anonymously on 4chan because i'm ugly. i know better than to take pics of my ugly ass self. not every woman fits your stereotype.

>>25230117
they're in a different language, you wouldn't understand. i don't even have 5 conversations.

>>25230142
fuck off
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>>25230178
Are you the femanon I was responding too? If not fuck off. I am considered attractive by many guys. I do ballet I have a cute face. I was once like you femanon until I changed my appearance and bathed.
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>>25230207
how do you get that much cellulite with no meat on you whatsoever?
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>>25230181
that guy is the most butthurt faggot ever kek
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>>25230219
fuck off? im calling you out for acting like a bitch and you quite clearly are. no one likes you here get the fuck out
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>>25230207
Im basically look like a stacey but I have no friends. Even femanons with no friends hate me. Life is truly suffering.
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>>25230207
>fuck off
Ok. wanna date me then? There, you're loneliness is cured.

>No
Just like I thought.

You fuck off.
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The fact you want beta orbiters is why you will always be forever alone. Ugly girls who get off on being power hungry never make it far or are sex dolls at most.
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>>25230251
You truly disgust me. I come here to laugh at femanons. Makes my confidence skyrocket.
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>>25230246
lol so butthurt lol like totally not true lol

sure thing roastie
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>>25230207
or because you want to b8 people without trying
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>>25230262
>>25230207
I have a picture that will cure your feels.
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>>25230191
>8-9/10 beta orbiter
Women can't be 'alpha/beta/omega' etc. You are a retard and should head back to reddit.
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>>25230285
what. im outa here guys goin to bed. good night keep a clear head
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>>25230272
why do you robots always reply with this bs? you think i'm an entitled bitch just because i wouldn't date a faceless anonymous douche on the internet from god-knows-where?

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>>25230378
Right, another male baitposter then, just like I thought.
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>>25230378
I love to laugh at fembots like you. Im a stacey and I find you fembots adorable.
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>>25230378
you are equally faceless, and admit to being not so desirable yourself. if you're seriously expecting some Chad to post his face in this thread and beg to be your gf, you are indeed entitled
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>>25230410
don't worry, betch. in 20 years we'll be equally ugly. enjoy your prime.
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>>25229557
I would rather be a nigger than a woman because the female thought process is basically an eternal curse.
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>>25230467
>in 20 years we'll be equally ugly
That's not true. Stacies tend to keep their looks up until their 50s. Ugly girls are the ones that fall apart.
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shit bait thread.
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>>25230467
Too bad youll never be beautiful and you want to kill yourself when you look in the mirror. Post your pic, Im curious.
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>>25230443
i'm not expecting Chads to approach me. you guys only pretend to ask me to be your girlfriend to prove that anyone with a vagina can get a bf, which is a myth.

didn't you know that girls are taught not to trust strangers on the internet?
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WELCOME TO THE EXPERIENCE OF AVERAGE MALES


HARD ISNT IT?
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>>25230530
shut the fuck up nigger skank then get the fuck off my board probably a good idea not to trust strangers on the net but i offered to talk to you over snapchat could be text buddies but im starting to think this is a shit b8 thread
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>>25229557

>living in easy mode
>giving up
>hahaha
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>>25229557
I would literally do anything to be reborn as a rich cute girl

what an easy and nice life
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>>25230181
You're basically a girl with how much you whine and cry
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>>25230592
Ok i feel bad for calling you names if this thread isnt b8 but in reality you are giving us a cry for attention but not accepting the attention we are offering
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>>25230884
This post kinda confirms what he says t hough.
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>>25230947
i'm not bait but don't worry I didn't get offended. i'm not crying for attention, i'm just venting about my life struggles and feelings desu. having a vagina isn't that awesome when you're so repulsive guys don't want to get anywhere near you.

i've always wished i was like pic related.
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>>25229557
>>25229873
>>25230055
>>25230207
>>25230378

this is bait, heres your response

kill yourself roastie whore, you only want to date 8/10's and thereby isolate yourself because you're most likely a fat ugly raging feminist who decides to post on r9k because you get free beta attention, too bad you're most likely some mentally ill faggot male who gets off to roleplaying as a girl, if you are just a roast then maybe you should respond to the thirsty robots who are interested in you before even seeing your ugly ass
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>>25231056
>victim complex
kek. everytime i post on r9k i get so many butthurt responses. the fact that actual female robots exist upsets you faggots so much that you immediately accuse me of being bait. newsflash: women can be incels too, men aren't the only gender capable of being forever alone.
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>>25231182
you're not even trying with this post, but since you responded directly to me

>women can be forever alone
>you rate yourself as a 4/10

pick one


you literally just have to sit in a coffee shop or do that "clubbing" trash and some random will ask you out, you literally have to do nothing to get orbiters and lowtier chads
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>>25229557
It could always be worse.
Think about it. You could have been born with progeria, or without legs, or be a conjoined twin. You could've been born to a 14 year old African village mother and be constantly on the verge of starving to death.
You could have been born a thousand years ago as a slave, been castrated and forced to be a dickless manservant for your entire life. You could have contracted leprosy and become a hideous mutant.

Lots of worse things. Instead of envying what others have, look at the other side. It makes you more appreciative and happy.
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>>25231182
>women can be incels too
You cant you stupid cunt. Scroll up, you were literally offered to be some anon's gf and you declined as expected.

K I L L Y O U R S E L F
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>>25231032
You're such a whiny bitch
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>>25231286
i am starting to question the IQ of the people in this thread.

THE ONLY REASON YOU ANONS ASK ME TO BE YOUR GF IS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE I HAVE IT EASY WHEN IT'S NOT TRUE. NONE OF YOU WOULD GIVE ME A CHANCE IN REAL LIFE. YOU'RE JUST MEMEING AND PRETENDING TO BE DESPERATE TO PROVE YOUR POINT.

F U C K O F F B I T C H

>>25231274
you're right, anon. thank you for this reply. maybe i should stop obsessing over Stacys and their perfect lives.
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>>25231396
>THE ONLY REASON YOU ANONS ASK ME TO BE YOUR GF IS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE I HAVE IT EASY
That's not how it works here. There are legions of anons who would legitimately want to be your bf.
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>pretend to be ugly female online
>get 1000 replies

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>>25231396
dumbass roastie, or potential newfag, most likely both

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>>25231396

Literally give me your skype right now and I will be your friend and overtime check you out to see if we are compatable or live anywhere within a reasonable distance of each other.

Just do it, right now, you have nothing to lose, I literally just want to try getting to know you.
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>>25231396
>YOU'RE JUST MEMEING AND PRETENDING TO BE DESPERATE TO PROVE YOUR POINT
Holy shit you should get an olympic gold in mental gymnastics
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>>25231526
She wont respond because its either
>bait
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>so lonely :( chad hasnt texted me tonight
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i don't trust any of you shitposting faggots. you guys would just make fun of my roastie[/spoilers].
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>>25231725

Its pissing me off that she isn't responding to be honest, its like I'm getting rejected by someone who is likely a lot shittier than I am and I didn't even do anything to her.

I'm not even asking her to be my gf, or nudes, or anything other than just allowing me to attempt to make friends with her.

I'm not even desperate for a gf, I'm not even looking for one, but when I offer someone who obviously wants attention my friendship and they don't even care to respond to me its like what the fuck man.
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>>25231775
because you're a fucking anon on 4chan
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>>25231825

So? I'm just as much of a real person as you are. 4chan isn't some secret club and as I said, I was not asking you for anything that would require any sort of commitment or intimacy.

If you're that quick to not want to be friends with someone just because of the circumstances of your meeting them, that's an issue.
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>>25231859
i've been on the internet for a decade. i know better than to post personal information on 4chan of all places.

i appreciate your offer but it's not going to happen. if this was reddit i would definitely skype with you, anon.

goodnight niggas, merry christmas.
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>>25231943

What exactly is the reason that guys on reddit are acceptable and guys on 4chan are not?

I think this girl may or may not be gone but just in general guys. I don't get this.
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>>25231943
fuck you whiny bitch
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>>25231943
>if this was reddit
>trying to hide the faggot its just a mentally ill faggot male

you realise no woman would stock pictures of this whore that they "look up" to

>>25231986
>reddit is for cucks who will actually betaprovide
>4chan is for neets

one appeals to them, one doesn't
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You wouldn't even need to be attractive. Just being born female is enough to dramatically improve your quality of life.
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>>25231986
have you seen all the woman-hate threads on /r9k/ alone? all the "nudes you shouldn't post" or creepshots threads on /b/? no sane woman would want to date one of you fags. it's like a jew wanting to date a fucking nazi.
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>>25232067

You know what? This is actually a pretty reasonable answer.

I feel satisfied now.
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>>25232067

I really hate those nudes you shouldn't post threads. I've never shared any nudes anyone have ever given me and I'm not even a moral faggot.

What those morons don't realize is that women who see that shit will never want to send nudes, and for good reason. I can't even blame them.
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>>25231182
You're really not capable, and by pretending you are, you are making light of the struggles and pain and social isolation many men face
Society wants you to be happy and safe
Society wants men to shut up and take it and make themselves useful
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>>25229557
I know the feels.

I'd rather be a 5/10 plain Jane girl, though. That's the sweet spot where you know you're not attractive enough for Chad, but will get loads of beta orbiters. Stacy doesn't get as many orbiters because normal/ugly dudes don't think they have a chance, or quickly quit if they do try.
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>>25229873

I like plain Janes. They often have good personalities.

Don't lose hope OP. There are some guys out there for you.
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>>25232530
You sound like an amazing person.
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>>25229557

I hate my appearance so much. I'm below average. Even if I get attention just for being female, any random girl could show me up in a heartbeat.

I'm being overweight either. My face is just fucked. I get so bitter when fat girls have gorgeous faces and hair, so even if they're 200 pounds they're still more attractive than me while I struggling to stay thin. Facial structure determines so much of your attractiveness but you can't control it without plastic surgery.

Then I go to /r/amiugly and there's so many fucking gorgeous girls who think they have it so hard. Makes me want to snap my laptop in half

Taint fair

For the people saying now we know what it feels like to be male: we never got to experience stacy privileges in the first place
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>>25232726
>I'm being overweight either. My face is just fucked
What are you trying to say? That you're fat and ugly? Having an ugly face while being skinny is still salvageable.
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>too realistic to even attempt to be stacey

it hurts sometimes, but giving up is a kind of freedom. sometimes i wish my parents raised me to be like a normal girl, as in extremely receptive to delusions but the concept of "girl" is just frightening
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i'm 18 and i've never even texted a straight guy before
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>>25232867
practice texting with me then pls
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>>25230467

Actually, in 20 years, bioprinting and genetic engineering will allow powerful cosmetic surgery that provides the veneer of eternal youth. Already, we can elongate telomeres so that cells can divide forever. Fibroblasts are the cells that build your extracellular matrix (Which is most of what you call your body), and it's their decay that produces aged tissues. We can also grow unlimited numbers of new dermal papilla cells, which means baldness is theoretically cured because we can keep implanting new hairs forever.

If you're still alive in 2035, you'll probably never die. Your only way of getting back at other women for being more attractive than you will be that you, too can be beautiful. But they'll get the technology first, since they all have rich husbands.
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>>25232726
>I'm being overweight either. My face is just fucked. I get so bitter when fat girls have gorgeous faces and hair, so even if they're 200 pounds they're still more attractive than me while I struggling to stay thin. Facial structure determines so much of your attractiveness but you can't control it without plastic surgery.

Yea but I find fat girls absolutely disgusting, since it tells a lot about their intelligence and it's just disgusting.

I'd much rather date a girl with an ugly face that takes care of herself rather than a fatty with a gorgeous face.

>>25232726
>Then I go to /r/amiugly and there's so many fucking gorgeous girls who think they have it so hard. Makes me want to snap my laptop in half
Girls are retarded vain creatures that only seek approval from males, so you have pretty girls pretending they think they're ugly on amiugly all the time.
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>>25229557
>>25229873
>>25230055
>banjiposting

fuck off you degenerate neckbeard or underaged girl
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literally no one in this thread is a femanon, because there have been no tits posted. seriously guys, don't fall for the b8. just let the thread die. if it is actually some roastie bitch let her kill herself from lack of attention, its their life force.
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>>25229809
i don't have ambition either
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>>25229557
Because you come from a long line of people as ugly as you
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Your bait worked, OP. For future reference women don't just have pictures of models saved.
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