A severely disabled girl messaged me on OKCupid telling me I look beautiful. I looked at her profile and found out that she's on the site for the purpose of finding sex, and I'm so fucking desperate I'm actually considering it. HOLD ME BACK, /r9k/, HOLD ME BACK.
How far does your desperation go? Have you accepted your permanent virginity or will you lower your standards to rock bottom to get your dick wet?
How disabled? Is she a cute wheelie?
>>25228761
Yeah nigga, she's got an electric one.
>>25228738
define "severely disabled"
>>25228798
Osteogenesis imperfecta type 3
>>25228738
go for it, but be safe young man, wouldn't wanna catch any STD's
>>25228738
I once fucked a retarded girl I met on plenty of fish.
I just thought she was childish until the next morning when she said she works at the ARC. I think it stands for Association for Retarded Citizens or something, I know its for the retarded though.
>>25228828
IDK, I have a very small amount of self respect left and I' debating whether to keep it.
>>25228842
That's pretty funny mang, how was the sex?
don't do it OP. its going to be years until you have sex with another woman, and until that point you'll be stuck knowing the only thing that you could manage to stick your dick into was a turbodwarf.
Is it any different to an mp3 of moaning and fleshlight at this point. Are you going to be turned on caressing her body. Or creeped out feeling like you're performing a medical exam.
>>25228889
>IDK, I have a very small amount of self respect left and I' debating whether to keep it.
if she's competent there is nothing to feel bad about, GO FOR IT
>>25228738
Is that her from Oldham, Britbong?
>>25228828
Some grills like that whore around because its all they believe they could ever get.
>>25228907
Fuck me, anon, you're right. Thing is though, I could probably do better but I'm too scared to leave the house. Only reason I'm considering this is because fucking someone way below my standards is less spooky.
>>25228960
Nah mang, NY
>>25228993
Check the britbong one out though, she was a bit of a legend here
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/uniqulo?cf=regular
I'm going to be that guy and say do it. It'll be an experience you can tell the lads later when you're playing cs go.
>>25228820
>Osteogenesis imperfecta type 3
Unless you're an autistic 2/10 (or lower) with no redeeming qualities, I'd say don't do it
>>25229032
How'd that come about?
>>25229042
Kek
Sometimes I wish I was a Chad so I could have sex with all kinds of girls with all kinds of problems and make them feel special out of a sense of charity. It's not the same if it has to be paid for, or if you're just as undesirable as they are.
>>25229065
She must be a catfish, literally begging people 18-25 nerds to contact her for casual sex
>>25229084
Being a chad and finding a slightly under average, shy nerd and giving her everything in return for her cute charm would be adorable AF.
describe her, is she some weird deformed thing with shriveled limbs or does is she just in a wheelchair cos her legs dont work?
also, regardless of your answer, do it...and do it hard
>>25229456
Really stumpy and fat, like imagine you put your average fatty in a garbage compactor and turn it off half way through. As I said above she has a brittle bone disease, so if I fucked her hard she'd probably crack.
>>25229558
umm dude...no. you will regret it. every time you have sex after (assuming) you will always remember fucking disabled garbage compacter girl and throw up
>>25228889
Sorry m8 I was elsewhere
>she looks cute in the pic
>chat she's down to meet up
>drive 50 miles(I hate driving)
>get there
>it's a trailer
>she has the bodytype of the mcdonalds character Grimmace
>moderate hunchback
>whatever I drove this far
>hang out with her in the trailer
>her moms in there, mom has massive club foot
>her 15 but looks 20 sister is on the family's computer talking to her 27 year old boy friend
>oh boy
>I hang out with her and talk
>this bitch is dumb
>we go out and get subs
>have her buy me beer(not 21 yet)
>we come home and I get hammered
>start getting frisky
>kiss her
>her mouth tastes like rotting shit
>retreat to her room
>get naked
>her pussy smells like rotting fish and maple syrup
>her drunken dad is home yelling at her mom and asking her if we want to watch a movie with him
>she says no
>try to fuck her
>too nasty and condoms too tight so get kinda soft
>tell her to give me a handjob
>it's actually really good
>she asks me to dildo her after I bust
>dildo her
>sleep
>get handjob in early morning and she tells me she's retarded
>back to sleep
>wake up at 2pm get another handjob
>say my goodbyes and never talk to her again
>>25229670
What this guy said. No matter how desperate you are you will always regret it. Don't ever forget this.
>>25229558
Fuck her. Fuck her hard. Kill her with cock.
>>25229808
Eh, fuck it. That's one to tell the semi-retarded kids, plus you got a good BJ.
K, sounds awkward AF DESU
I lost mine to a disabled girl. Only have to worry if you feel bad about it.
>>25230073
I hardly ever feel bad about anything unless it has negative repercussions toward me.
>>25228842
Maybe she wasn't retarded and just acted weird from being around retards all day. I've noticed that happens, same goes for people who work with old people or young children all the time. You get used to talking and interacting with people of limited mental capacity and it bleeds into your normal life.
>>25230230
She told him she was retarded
>>25230230
Nah m8 she said she had a "learning disability" and swept up there.
She was also 25 and lived in a trailer with her parents in the central new York boonies.
Probably a trick. Might not even be a real person; just a character for laughs
>>25228820
You could like, crush her my man, I just googled and it's not pretty
>>25228738
do it, in life the things you regret are the things you don't do, not the things you do.
Why are you doing it
fucking seriously why are you doing it, is your sense of self worth so low that you need to resort to disabled women
You won't care five minutes after fucking her and you'll continue not to care until you pop a boner again, and the cycle will continue
Women are like a drug and you need to quit it
>>25229084
>Chads fuck mediocre/fat/ugly bitches
>Chad is now the standard by which all other men are compared
>>25230626
That's very true, but I just wanna be in direct contact with a vagina so bad m8
>>25230651
Luckily some of the fatty's still haven't realized that they can fuck chads.
>>25230696
You're admitting that it's a drug and you're giving in to the itch
F u c k i t
Seriously you won't feel any better after fucking this piggu, it won't meet any of your expectations and you'll go home just as miserable before
Masturbate and find something interesting to talk about with someone else, or you'll find yourself beyond saving
Do it for the practice, so when you meet a girl you really like, you'll actually know how to make sex.
>>25228738
So, why aren't you fucking her then?
>>25230785
Because I still have a shred of self-esteem left and I know that if I could get over my irrational fear of social interaction I could do much better, and considering that I don't want to make a choice that could haunt me should I fix myself.
>>25230889
If you are that desperate just go for an escort.
>>25230305
>>25230320
I thought working at the ARC or whatever could mean she was a counselor or something like that, but if she actually said she was there as somebody receiving their services, then yeah, not much to argue with there.
If she was full pants-on-head retarded you probably would've realized it sooner though, she was probably high-functioning autistic or voted for Bush or something.
>>25229808
that sounded terrible dude what the fuck
>>25228738
Fucking do her offcourse, fuck
>>25228907
i honestly would go there
Are you a lesbian? that's pretty awesome man I haven't had my first sexy les experience yet, just kissing and I felt her boobs outside her shirt but it didn't mean shit because I barely remember it, stupid liquid courage. Anyway, just go for it, the worst that can happen is you don't like it and she's gross but at least you will know
>>25228820
lol, my entire village is filled with people with that dissease
fucking inbreds
>>25231878
Hills Have Eyes?
I think sex is disgusting and am more-than-OK with being alone -- not the same as lonely.
So, I'm as far from desperate as can get.
>>25229032
I wonder if it has a dad called Dan and a brother called Rictus?
>>25231867
I'm a guy m8
My desperation is pretty great. I keep in contact with a fat 2/10 black bitch because I want to have sex, but cut contact for months because she disgusts me greatly
>>25232068
I wish I hate a fat nigger to fuck and eat out m8
>>25232018
>>25232018
well idk I'm kinda with this guy btw>>25229062
and this guy>>25230357
ummm but shit you need to get your dick wet, you really have no other options? maybe she'll be down for oral
You have an opportunity for sex?
Get off my fucking board, Chad.
>>25232093
But she's gross m8. Her ass is like mashes potatoes in a half empty trash bag. I'm a 4/10 but I can do better than a 2/10but I still want to get my dick sucked. Fuck, in going to Snapchat her now
>>25228907
>Are you going to be turned on caressing her body. Or creeped out feeling like you're performing a medical exam.
How about viewing them as a human being.
>>25232239
what makes you a 4/10 and can you improve your situation? Bitches on tinder are looking to be fucked all the time, hell some of them are even really hot and wicked slutty DON'T LOSE HOPE JUST YET HOW OLD ARE YOU ANON
>>25232283
Calm down PC fag, nobody said she wasn't a human being, but most human beings have standards for a reason, it's the opposite of arousing when they aren't adhered to.
OP here, just fapped while listening to Lana Del Rey and came to the obvious revelation that I'm going to be disgusted by anyone I sleep with that isn't a cutie like Lana after cumming, so it's not worth that level of disgust and loss of self-esteem.
>>25229808
god thats a good story
>>25229558
>fat
Every time. Kill yourself hambeasts.
>>25233454
lol, why kill yourself when all the chads are lining up to fuck you?
>>25229157
I'm a average girl and I wish I could do this.
>>25229990
This. I've done it too. I could masturbate to pics of her but then when I met her she hadn't showered in days because she couldn't. Basically she looked like this: >>25228907
Was white though. but was a midget in a wheelchair hooked up to a bunch of breathing devices.
The worse part wasn't the sex though. It was the fact that she was a bitch. Literally I should of dated a Stacy because she had a attitude and personality worse than one. The only reason I ever trusted her was because I thought she might know how I felt being a social reject. I guess I really got a lesson in being superficial when she left me.
>>25233808
Make a Tumblr account, wait about a week till you have over 1000 followers, check the torrent of incoming messages and find someone near your location.
>>25233895
Sorry, I thought you replied to another of my replies. Just ignore that. That would be cute either way.
>>25233879
>I really got a lesson in being superficial when she left me.
I mean by assuming she'd know how I'd feel just because she was superficially different. She was one of the worse people I've ever met.
Go as low as you want but never fuck a cripple. They will blame everything on you. You might as well go after a 10/10 model for how little it's going to matter in the end. Bitches are bitches.
But I guess I'm a complete fucking idiot for assuming someone trapped by the computer all day would have a more developed personality or a more developed sense of kindness just because they are different or outcasts. I was fucking stupid so I guess in many ways I deserved it.
>>25229808
>she has the bodytype of the mcdonalds character Grimmace
fucking lost it here
>>25229808
man that is fucking disgusting you crazy lunatic
>>25231075
>Voted for Bush or something
Top Kek
Why don't you take her out on a date first and see where it goes from there? Do shit for her, make her feel special so you can get practice with social interaction.
>>25228738
Just hire a hooker if you're that desperate, man
ffs
>>25228777
Dude go for it
>>25229808
Fuck, I wouldn't have stuck my dick in her even if she were the last girl on Earth.
>>25229808
That sounds so bad man.
