>at mass
>come to part where we shake hands
>cute chick in front of me smiles and says Merry Christmas to my brother
>I stick my hand out, she gives me an annoyed side glance and quickly shakes my hand
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>25228551
You should be less creepy.
There are plenty of ugly people who don't receive this sort of treatment.
You're coming across as creepy in some form or fashion.
>>25228551
>at mass
>come to part where we shake hands
>dont want to shake anyones fucking hands
>end up having to shake 10 peoples hands
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>be good Christian
>always go to church
>allowed Christmas service off for making all the others
I also skip Easter and homecoming. Damn fairweather meme Christians.
>>25228551
>tfw being a robot at church is the same as being a robot anywhere else
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT HERE
FUCK YOU
I hate shaking hands, I always go to the bathroom before it and when I hear the priest say something and it gets quiet I walk back. ez
>Go to big church.
>Sit at back with no one around me.
>Shake hands time.
>Some people walk like a 3rd of the way across the church just to shake my hand and say "God bless" or whatever.
Fuck I just want to listen to the sermon and be alone.
Rest assured she'll be sent to hell for being a selfish cunt
>>25228551
>all these meme xtians not getting chirstmas off
lo fucking l enjoy hell faggots
>church is a social event
there goes any shot at me becoming religious
>>25230772
like this anon said. i just want to listen to some nice words and go home
>>25228551
>protestants
lol
>>25231604
What? I do not understand the content of this post.
>>25228551
Be grateful OP
I don't have any cute girls in my parish except for the ones that only come on holidays.
>at mass
there you go you idiot
you really thought they were going to be different? lmao
