>tfw cousin is coming over with his girlfriend within the hour
>parents aren't home yet so I'll have to entertain them and talk to them for a while
I'm downing beers to try and ease myself
>>25228486
just ask them about themselves
they'll gush, and lead the conversation naturally
normies love to talk about themselves
Leave your house and go drunk exploring in the city. Fuckem.
>>25228530
I live in the sticks
I suppose I could go hide in the woods