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>When you're in love with one of your orbiters but he doesn't make you wet so have to lead him on while chasing Chad for sexual satisfaction.
>>25227273
iktf.
i close my eyes and pretend its my orbiter making love to me with his 9 inch thundercock instead of Chad tb.h
my orbiter is the sweetest guy
>>25227301
>bumping your own b8 thread
Get something better to do, or get better at your pathetic hobby.
This doesn't even work as satire anymore, it's just getting old at this point
Just bang him you retarded roastie.
>>25227342
b-but anon, that wasn't me :3
>>25227418
w-what do you mean, I'm a girl
>>25227433
b-but anon, I'm not a sluthe is sooooo hot though
I have a very special message for OP
>pic related
Do girls like cute manlets with feminine features and a big dick? I'm only 5'2 but got a 7'5 inches dick.
>>25227784
but anon, I'm not a slut
>>25227886
ew no sorry, I'd feel like I was dating a little boy. I only like guys that are at least 5"10
As much as you guys don't believe this bait it's actually true, this girl femanon just turned 18, invited me to her dorm and we fucked with her drunk roomate in the room
She had a bf at the time and countless orbiters that would do anything for her but she didn't put out till she was with me
She's amazing tho
>>25227923
we can't help it anon, would you sleep with a 2/10 that was 'nice' to you?
>>25227990
I don't blame you guys, she was like I turn her on and we only knew each other for one night while other people have for at least a whole year so I definitely get it but man she is fun, a biter too bit the shit out of my arm
>>25227886
>cute manlets
yes
>feminine features
not for me, I'm more into short-but-manly dwarf mode guys
>>25228188
t-thanks anon, glad you understand
>>25228389
I have girls on the side but I may make her my main chick, but ay bb where u at tho? Have kik?
>>25228500
I don't tend to talk to people outside of this board, the guys on here tend to be clingy betas. Sorry, good luck with that girl though.
>>25227273
>>25227301
>>25227486
>>25227914
>>25227923
>>25228188
>>25228389
>>25228500
>>25228588
:^)
[spoiler this is an original, high quality (relative to the other posts here tbqh) comment, roboto-san [/spoiler]
>>25228588
It's whatever
>>25228681
ayy fugg
>>25228588
Life as a fembot is super hard, amirite?
I think I found OP's dildo
>>25227273
Daily reminder guys take acnekuns advice and give up on women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8zWZf28v84
>>25227273
S A G E
A
G
ETO HELL WITH YOU FOUL DEMON
>>25228226
Texas maybe?
>>25228750
I lack the self control. the way I do it, I just try to avoid actively pursuing them, but if a girl is into me, it's highly unlikely I'm going to turn her down
>>25228730
Aw shit its my boi train anon back to post dank locomotives and shoo toastie roasties
>tfw fall in love with malebot who bought me a lot of games on steam until I saw his face and had to block him
>tfw no more games
nice thread senpaitachi real ebin have a nice christmas and new year :^)
>>25228969
he's better off without a toasty roastie like you
>>25228884
damn straight
>>25228730
That's way too big! I just use my bullet usually that gets me off real good
>>25229099
Your boi putnanay?
>>25229099
nah, only a locomotive size dong can satisfy a roastie like the typical "fembot"
>>25229132
No silly, my perfect innie vagina :3 *giggles*
>>25229143
Don't be mean, anon
>>25229143
Have you laid waste to any fembots?
>>25229309
I'm not an anon, and I'll say whatever I like no matter how "mean" it is
>>25229362
That's pretty edgy senpai, mind that temper hun
>>25229394
He's a known entity on this board. He's not very anonymous.
>>25227273
Remember when this board was for introverts talking about their abnormal social behaviour?
>>25229394
mind my cock up your ass
>>25229357
one or two
>>25229405
Girls can be introverted too, anon
>>25229420
But anon, I dont like anal :( dont lay waste to me please
>>25229448
>I dont like anal
but that is the whole point of fucking a girl in the ass
>>25229448
Post your eggnog. Show us what you're drinking.
Robot feels
>when you're in love with a femanon but she doesn't even know you exist
>>25229491
Edgy again anon, mind that temper >>25229503
I'm in bed, what made you think I like eggnog?
>>25229531
Post pictures of your creepy diary then.
>>25229531
mind my 10 car broad gauge cock
>>25229556
No anon, that's private silly
>>25229571
Stop being edgy, it doesn't suit you
>>25229525
>tfw a robot is in love with a girl who wants to whore out a girl who might now be my gf to chads
>>25229591
what does suit me then?
I think I know what would suit you
>>25229525
>when you want a girlfriend mainly for the physical intimacy and not the raw primal hedonistic sexual intercourseDon't get me wrong; sex with someone you love would be FANTASTIC but that is an unrealistic desire for any robot.
>tfw i'm a dude who led on stacey for I can focus more on my orbiters cause they're more entertaining
>stacey told me she had a wet dream about me the other day
>laughed at her
>im not getting any action at all because I hate women
>feels good man
>>25229655
>tfw don't have the willpower to say no to a girl who wants to bang (at least, when I'm single)
>>25229428
Clearly you are not one of those stace
>>25229852
"introverted" girls are also the biggest sluts and whores around
>>25227273
You can't be in love with someone who doesn't make you wet, you dumb neckbeard
