>be 2014
>"hehe, i'll have a gf by the end of 2015 just you watch /r9k/!"
>one year later
>still no gf
welp lets see what 2016 brings.probably nothing different ;_;
next year will be our year, you just wait
>>25226199
h-hopefully your dubs are a positive indicator, we'll see my fellow anon...
Unless you can be extremely appealing to the opposite sex and satisfy their needs for excitement, the odds are against you. Not trying to be a dick anon but the "dating game" is cruel and soul crushing. Better to focus on other goals.
Beta uprising 2016
LET THE REVENGE COMMENCE
>>25226262
The dating game has changed to fucking on tinder for hedonistic pleasure, how would I go about avoiding this?
I do commute to college but all the gurls in my classes have bfs and/or are major sluts. Hoping next semester I'll strike lucky or something.
>>25226262
now the dating game is called the "waiting game"
you wait until you move up in your job, save up for a house then a harpy will fly in and either lay an egg or eat you alive
>>25226233
>>25226199
Double dubs, I want in on the gf train
>>25226199
>just wait
laffin. that's the road to stagnation
>>25226199
in for gf
I started 2015 with a girlfriend and will be ending it without one, couldn't be happier.
Find your own happiness, you wont find it in someone else, especially someone who is biologically programmed to milk you dry.
>>25226175
The penguin makes my eyes sweat.
Also penguin man keep on rolling never let them have the satisfaction of them seeing you die.
