>"Thanks for looking after me so well this week Anon, I'm so embarrassed for being so ill over Christmas! I hope I haven't ruined your holidays. It really means a lot to have someone there when I'm feeling low, I hope that if you ever get sick I can care for you just as well as you've cared for me!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWuVFVC_9xA]
>"It's been such a mild winter, it's a real shame it didn't snow this year. Oh well, will you still come for a long walk with me tomorrow before dinner? It's your first time here, maybe I could show you around my hometown and all the places I used to hang out as a kid. That is, I mean, only if you want to."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Y4l4JKPsE]
>"What do you mean "fertile"?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-3sAXoTTd8]
>"So are you liking Christmas so far Anon? I hope my family aren't too overbearing. They really like you, you know. My mom can't get over how much you resemble my dad when he was your age. Well I hope spending Christmas here with me is better than spending it in that tiny rented room all alone like you did last year!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNNGN_ZJclo]
Bumpity blump bumpkins
I've missed these posts, god i'm lonely
>>25225967
>nose ring
I'm good thanks
>"Anon, hush. Come on, get up it's time to wake the kids. I just went to check on them and they're already awake and whispering to each other. Poor things can't have slept all night! Hey Anon, just before we all go downstairs as a family, I just want to say thank you so much for making this such a great Christmas. It's nice to give our kids the kind of Christmas that you and I both missed out on in our own lives. I love you Anon, I really do"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ9_6W6bVoQ]
It's too much
Make it stop
>"Oh I don't care if you have no friends. How obvious do I have to make it Anon! It's you I want, all that other stuff is irrelevant to me. I mean it. I saw how lonesome you were before we first started talking, but it didn't put me off and it's not going to put me off now. Anon in the past weeks I've gotten to know you I've realized how much I've been missing you in my life for so long. You're a real rare find, you know that?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOCepbQNMqY]
Hey, girls only ever really talk like that in your autistic imagination. And if a real one talks to you in any way similar to this, you're either deep into the friendzone or a 200% cuck.
>"Please stop pacing back and forth like this Anon. It hurts me to see you so upset! Please, just come here and lie your head on my lap. Come on, you're not going to solve anything in this kind of mood. It's been a nice Christmas Anon. Honest. I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true. I don't care how much money you spent or how hard you are right now. Having you here by my side is all I could ever ask for. Merry Christmas Anon, I love you dearly"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaPLfoXbDwk]
>>25227963
This. OP needs to learn how to write.
>>25227963
No shit autismo
>You will never have a close sister or gf that loves you.
Shit feel tbqhwy, senpai.
>>25227963
>Hey, girls only ever really talk like that in your autistic imagination.
Probably why they're such shit. This is just basic kindness.
>"Hey Anon, is this a date? The thing we're doing right now. I mean it's just I was hoping it was because I'm going to be disappointed if you don't kiss me at some point!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bXUclvLSXg]
>>25225967
>nose ring
in the trash it goes.
R O A S T
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>tfw gf as of yesterday
>tfw she's not very eloquent
You liked to me OP
another one of these threads, here we go again
>>25225835
ya, yah, they say that, but you're forgetting the part when they say they are now going to Chas's and Tyrone's
"I'm so glad I could spend this Christmas with you Anon. I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be today."
>>25228009
OP isn't trying to emulate reality, you dense fuck. He's presenting an ideal.
>>25228003
>ywn lay your head in the lap of a girl that seriously loves you
>ywn have that girl in your lap either, totally content
the sadness will last forever
>"I'm not being weird! I'm just happy, is that really such a crime? I really like it when you come over Anon. You really brighten up my day, you know that? I hope you like being around me too"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbe_Kf0DQro]
Autisms aside, interesting music OP.
>"Oh I just brought some snacks along. What! We may be out a long time. You'll be thankful when you get hungry. So, chauffeur Anon, where will be driving tonight? Okay, yeah you're clear on this side. Hey do you mind if I hold your hand like this while you're driving or does it put you off?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAn3JdtSrnY]
ITT: lo-fi indie trash and 0/10s
>>25228461
Arby's called. They want their roast back.
>"Oh god there's my parents. They're standing in front of their car, see them? Gosh they're so excited to meet you, I bet they've been there all morning. Are you nervous? Oh don't be. With all the stuff I've told them about you I think they already like you more than they like me!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBzU51eLukM]
Akbar
Akbar, a powerful vampire, was burnt when the Mother and Father, Akasha and Enkil, were put into the sun. He resides in Antioch, in search of the Mother and Father, and leaves his victims on the steps of the Temple.
Akbar threatens to kill Pandora unless Marius allows him to see and drink from the ancient couple. He drains Pandora to near death before Marius allows him to see the Mother and Father, and is later destroyed by Akasha when he attempts to drink from her.
I just want to let you know, OP, that your threads are beautiful and are one of the few things that give me genuine happiness, even if it is bittersweet. Thank you.
I forgive your whoreposting for posting based spooky black anon
>>25227963
And that's why Anime is superior to 3D.
>"Do you mind if we just lie like this for a little while Anon? You're such a peaceful person to be around, you know that? I mean you're one of the strangest guys I've ever met but honestly, when I'm around you I feel like I'm talking to someone who really cares. Sometimes I get this feeling like I've known you my whole life. Maybe we're both just sensitive, I don't know. All I know is that being with you this year has meant more to me than I can even begin to express"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZMSbJ2QlKQ]
>"I don't understand how you can have such a low opinion of yourself Anon, I really don't. It's like you try so hard to be this kind and compassionate guy but behind that there's this conviction you seem to have that you're just not worth being around. But you really are Anon. And I hope my opinion means something to you at least"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65W98So0ddc]
Have a nice holiday Pharelle
>you will never feel her grip your fingers a little tighter as you stand on the unlit porch of your parents home and see their silhouettes approaching from inside the frosted glass
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4xGnP-B7_0]
>"Good morning Anon. No, what happened last night wasn't a dream. Don't worry, there were no witnesses. I was a little scared at first, but seeing you enjoying yourself so much made me appreciate the action. While you were asleep I got us a scapegoat and hid the evidence. Anon, my love. Not even the police will tear us apart. We are fated to be together my darling, no matter what."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI-Y8pwtbdo
![screenshot[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/khT98ba.jpg "screenshot[2].jpg")
>you will never lie on your back while she straddles your lower stomach and pokes you before bending over and pressing the side of her face against your chest while making the low groaning sounds of contentment
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6l-q5w5aT8]
I will never have a qt gf
Heyyy OP, when are you going to write a VN? I would support your patreon/kickstarter.
>you will never stand expressionlessly beside her on a crowded carriage and feel her gently kiss you on your neck and look at her face with mild surprise to find her trying not to smile by pressing the centre of her lips together and rising her eyebrows a little
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xak1BQKtO3Y]
>you will never dance with one of her younger cousins at the after-wedding party of another one of her cousins after the mother of the younger cousin came over to where you and your girlfriend were sitting after dancing and comically move around on your knees for a while with her younger cousin before lifting her up as the tempo builds towards the end of the song then tell her a "secret" that she is the best dancer in the room before making a pinkie promise for her not to tell anyone as she smiles and blushes at her mother's asking her whether she enjoyed it and stand up from a crouched position to find your girlfriend and those on her table providing light humorous applause as you go back to their table feeling a little embarrassed
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Pj_w1SrSA]
>>25228003
>I don't care how much money you spent or how hard you are right now.
The only thing in this thread that actually sounds like a girl.
>>25229730
probably supposed to be "hard up"
Do you have any non-whites in your folder, OP
Any middle easterns or Asians?
>>25229792
He's presenting an ideal girlfriend, why would he taint that with excess melanin?
>>25228274
damn that's a comfy picturestakes me back
>>25228617
ebin facepunch memes
let this thread live till Christmas
>>25230722
christmas has already passed baka
>>25225835
>>25228855
>>25228963
These threads make me want to die.
Whoever writes these has an acute understanding of the pain felt by robots.
>>25225835
>this whole thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pHNkOQCIzk
this thread is giving me a comfy feeling
got lots of good music recommendations from old9k
>>25225967
>she dates someone that looks like her father.
That's a red flag. I gave a girl the cold shoulder because she has the same name as my mom and I couldn't imagine saying it during sex.
>>25230750
get out you non american fucki hope you had a good Christmas
>>25225835
is tis like text asmr?
>>25225967
>spending it in that tiny rented room all alone like you did last year!"
Right in the mofakin feels. I'm single, ugly and poor though, but at least I'm not alone 2k kilometers away from anyone I know, right?
>think and say things similar to post in this thread to my first gf
>she never spoke like that back to me
>this thread
>"lol autismo womyn don't talk like this!"
>realize that is true and women don't love like men do.
The pain is real.
>>25228152
>that pic
I kek every time
>>25232354
To be honest I would gladly live alone in a tiny rented room 2km away from everyone I know if I could somehow guarantee that I had employment. Constantly making nice with people I knew in high school or college that have gone on to be successful is ridiculously tiresome.
I just wouldn't want to be stuck like that with no job
>>25228407
This girl looks so much like my friend's GF that came ridiculously close to cheating with me a few months ago that it's scary.
>>25225835
>I wish Chad would care for me when I'm sick as you've cared for me!
there. fixed that for you.
>>25227728
this legitimately brought a tear to my eye, fuck you for writing these words.
>>25228963
fuck me, have this female friend who says the same shit to me.I really am a bad person though, have been an asshole in the past and the thoughts still linger.
