ITT: /r9k/ in 1996
>>25225693
4chan was made in 2004, so I guess this is like, nothing?
>tfw 5 year old kv
>be 5
>all messed up and doisociated from when I was molested last year
>>25225693
This economy is great! I'm so hopeful for the future!
bob dole will make america great again
>>25225731
Disassociated*
>tfw 1995 sucked
the next 20 years won;t be so bad guys, right?
>>25225750
But 1994 was nice!
Pulp Fiction!
>>25225735
enjoy your ban retard
RIP Tupac
At least we still have Biggie, right?
Googoo gaga
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>>25225759
You sure? Look at what year it currently is.
Hey did you guys see this guide on totse?
>be born
>19 years later
>hate life immensely
>>25225778
Shouldn't you be in school kid?
>Show me on the doll where he touches you.
*emerges from vagina*
how do i change my background picture in windows 95?
>playtime
>teacher says we can go play when the first letter of our name is called
>sweet first name starts with "D"
>mfw she does reverse alphabetical order
>tfw your aunt put an N64 on layaway at KB Toys
It's happening.
>>25225693
I want to kill myself
Your thought's on that, /r9k/?
>Birthed
>started wishing I was dead
>>25225798
>call someone a retard while not being able to do basic subtraction
>Shouldn't u b in skewl kidd!!1!!
Evidently so should you
I'm 1 year old and what is this?
>>25225798
you do realize you can be born in 1997 and be 18 you tard
They upload a virus to the mothership that disables shields.
What's that wagecuck? Wanted to go and see the new Independence Day movie? Tut tut wagie
>tfw fetus
>>25225693
> be me
> 6 years old kv
> first time in a school
> make a friend
> we both fall in love with the same girl
> we play rock-paper-scissors for the right to confess to her
> win the game
> look for her in the playground
> get shot down for the first time
Why live?
>>25225693
>just born and didn't even have a chance
it was over before it even began
>>25225693
>Heii heii mommy, I hope when I grow up I'll a wife as pretty as you and I'll be even stronger and bigger than daddy!
>Sure will, sweety
It hurts to live
>>25225945
You just got trolled retard hahaha
This is going on my youtube channel
>>25225965
>taking the bait
You're pretty stupid aren't you
>>25226057
Kek that moment when you trolled the troll
>>25226095
It's jus prank bro
>>25225878
ie5.5 runs out of ram when browser hijack on porn site.
>Search for website
>On Altavista
Idk I was 3 so toys and shit.
One day we'll all have gfs, jobs, homes and be happy, functioning members of society.
Who /oasis/ here?
Saw them at Slane last year
boy I sure do enjoy how talking on the phone while driving is legal and how simple and comfortable airtravel is
also I can smoke inside
what a time to be alive
>>25226289
lying bastard
We have a bright future ahead of us guys, we're still young. Imagine what we'll be like in 2016
>be newborn
nice thread
>tfw writing up hillarosu greentext and mom starts using the phone
fucking hell mom
Hahahahaha shit.
how do i uninstall my sons video games ? i think they are giving the computer viruses
Hello world, don't reject me.
>be me back in july
>theres no hospital in the suburb my parents live in so they have to go to shitcan slum hospital nearby
>after hours of labor my mom finally gives and I come out
>the fucking roastie shits all over me as Im born
>that moment will probably define my entire life
If your 90s self could see what the world and what your life would become in 2015, how would they have reacted?
>>25226829
I was 4 at the turn of the millennium so I would have probably grown up with even more problems
>>25225738
I just got an awesome job at the World Trade Center. I'm moving up in the world!
>be me
>don't exist
>tfw
>>25226410
In 2016 I will be 28, so I'm independent and have a wife, kids and a very nice job.
>>25227005
Whoa really? You know what they say, higher floor higher pay. I bet if you shook the right hands you could reach the top by 2001.
>>25225693
Most people would be sliding out of the only vagina they'll ever be in in their life
