well i've decided to kill myself on new years eve. i found out i'm not going to my relatives house for christmas because everyone hates me for always being so cynical and complaining. so my parents bought me a TV roast dinner and thats it.
i spent the past hour crying in my room because i realized how worthless i am and and now its clear nobody will miss me.
who else killing themselves this year?
>>25225576
lmao you sound like a moody teenage girl
do it pussy
>>25225596
fuck you, get the fuck out of my thread, you normie fuck
>everyone hates me for always being so cynical and complaining.
Well there's your problem.
Why are all the suicidal people here so sad? I have let go of such things. I know I must go but I can feel whatever emotion I want now.
>>25225576
For a family who treats you like that I think they would deserve the pain of losing a family member on xmas. Be sure to write a detailed note telling then how and why you blaim them.
Don't be just another boring suicide, go out with a bang.
Get money you can't repay, fuck scorts or something, then go out giving a middle finger to everything else.
>>25225576
It dawned to you that you are an asshole and all you want to do about it is kill yourself? Pathetic, that's all I have to say.
>he doesn't know that helium tanks are insanely painful
why not live and fuck up there lives.
>>25225979
This, alternativly blow your brains out all over the christmas gifts.
Or just kill your family instead desu
>>25225576
>>25225576
Here's an alternative.
Try to get some money to blast off out wherever you are and begin anew. New name, new ID, new hair, etc.
How you get the money is up to you.
>>25226269
He could steal all the presents and sell them at a pawn shop, perfect final revenge.
>>25225691
He's a bitch guy.
>>25225576
> i'm not going to my relatives house for christmas because everyone hates me for always being so cynical and complaining
Let me get this straight
So you're that edgey douchebag punk who turns every conversation into something gruesome or fucked up
And then you fucking complain about everything and nothing is ever good enough for you?
Why the fuck would they want to be around you then?
You can change that shit easy. We were all kind of like that once. But most of us grew out of that when we turned 16.
But seriously just start pretending to be more optimistic and shit. Hide your powerlevel, and stop fucking bitching.
I don't really have a planned time to do it or anything, but I feel like it'll happen in the next year.
Hey man, tell us more about the way you act around your relatives.
Not inviting you is an incredibly rude and hurtful thing to do... are you really THAT cynical?
My condolences either way, shit must suck
>>25225576
>TV roast dinner
they know
>>25226269
>New name, new ID, new hair, etc.
He'll just make the same mistakes and enter the same patterns. It's not the material conditions, it's his character, habits and behaviour.
im like 90 percent sure someone photoshopped my face on this picture
>>25225647
because they still have hope
>>25225576
Can someone upload that picture which describes the items needed to ascend?
>>25225691
Baiting or serious? I know from doing butane that you don't feel anything so how would helium hurt?
OP WARNING
That mask isn't going to work, you need a plastic oven bag over your head to do it properly.
Also helium manufacturers sometimes put oxygen in it to prevent suicides, use nitrogen.
Fuck I wish my family wouldn't invite me to shit. I'm jelly.
>>25227608
Serious
It's an asphyxiation method, unless you are very deeply sleep, you'll take the mask off before you are even close to death
helium replacing oxygen is the biggest meme on the internet
>>25225647
this. I'm not even sad. I just don't want to be alive anymore. Best part about this is no one suspects it so the chance of anyone stumbling across me and calling a ambulance is virtually 0%. Feels good to know it'll be over soon
>>25227667
You're a faggot, Helium does work, it's just inefficient. Read excerpts from final exit network
NITROGEN would do better,
you can buy nitrogen from welding shops buy telling them you are going to use it for amateur plastic welding.
Don't use a gun, there is a high chance of failure.
See you in heaven m8
>everyone hates me for always being so cynical and complaining.
this seems like an inexpensive problem to fix, just stop fucking bitching you girly teenager
>>25227608
you fucking drown, except in a lighter-than-air fluid, so it's even more confusing and panic-inducing than normal
>>25227667
Well that really blows.
I'll have to look at some other ways of ascending peacefully.
>not living just to spite everyone
>>25227744
Use nitrogen
>>25227744
There's no possible way you can go peacefully. Death is messy, really, really messy. You just have to accept that and go through with it because after that brief moment of pain it'll all be over.
>>25225576
you know we need a timestemp first!
And second
>DO IT! FAG
>>25225576
It's not just that they won't miss you, anon, they literally don't want you around.
>>25227766
Nitrogen peroxide I presume?
Nigger I don't want to blow my fucking lungs out
>>25227845
>I want to kill myself but i dont want to do any damage to my body
literally roastie thinking
>>25227879
Would you inhale acidic fumes when killing yourself?
I'd rather just shoot myself.
Thanks for the good laugh
>>25227845
Stop attention whoring.
If you were actually serious you would have googled this shit beforehand.
>>25225576
can you do it on stream?
>>25225691
Just look at him, he's a big guy
>>25225691
no theyre not, the use of helium or nitrogen prevents the struggle and pain
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
>>25225576
Make sure you Arlene propane and propane accessories to kill yourself
>>25228062
Wow. Sounds like he's a big guy for someone in particular....
>>25225576
not worth it bro. don't miss out on the singularity. the future is gonna be awesome.
let me guess...you are a neet right?only neets get this stupid and crazy
>>25225576
Your family is just lame, don't kill yourself for them.
>>25225576
It's their fault that you are this way. They deserve to have suicide on Christmas. Kill yourself in front of them.
>>25225672
This, go buy some drugs
>>25227744
>wanting to "ascend peacefully"
>not wanting to die covered in blood from your past enemys, finally able to rest knowing they are dead
you weak k.uk
>>25230424
There are no grand battles for be to attain glory and entry into Valhalla though.
>>25230510
completely true, i blame western society.
sometimes i wish i was born in the middle east so i could devote my life to murdering isis fags
>>25230278
What book is that anon?
>>25225576
We need a timestamp man
>>25230655
Gaijin. James Clavell.
>>25225576
Lol those tanks are only like 80% helium now. Enjoy your brain damage OP.
>>25225576
Lololol. Holy shit. Hahahahahahahahaha. Even your family hate you. That's biologically impossible. I can only imagine the kind of autist neckbeard fucked you are.
Now I've said that, they're probably trying to shock you out of being such a cunt this year in hopes you'll realise what you're missing and turn a corner and stop being such an absolute shit of a human being.
Unfortunately for them they missed how much of a coward and self absorbed pussy you are. Which is exactly why you won't have the sack to kill yourself.
Basically, work on yourself. You could have a long, rich and full life if you just stopped being such a fucking douche. Take this as a lesson, do some legitimate intraspection and realize no one likes a cunt and learn to stop being one.
I love you anon, you beautiful fuck up. Stay strong.
>>25225576
I am f@m. Also look for a thread with this pic around 5pm EST on the day, that's another one of us
>>25225576
stream it matey
>>25230808
>A spic
>Not retarded
>Not new
Go out, and take your spic friends with you.
>>25230895
Wow, you're dumb lol.
Wait until after the holidays.
Do you really want to ruin some poor EMT's holiday by having him handle your soiled, disgusting remains?
>>25230424
This. Find a battle, an opponent, worth dying for.
>>25225576
I have thought about that. I feel like killing yourself with suffocation in nitrous oxide would actually be the best most painless way to go
Does anyone know if life insurance policies typically cover suicide? My parents have provided for me for so long when I have no prospects or potential, I know they have a life insurance policy on me and I want them to get some money back for all the years they've wasted on me.
>>25231073
It's often an exclusion.
>not bring normies along for the ride
>>25230826
what if every robot killed themselves on ny eve in a mass autist holocaust?
then the normies would be sorry
>>25231033
this, plus it might be fun too
>>25231225
No they'd laugh
>>25231117
No weps or physical prowress..
>>25231275
At least we'd all be dead, cleansing the gene pool
Christmas is too cozy for suicide
>>25225576
You will regret it OP. Plus you are bear mode why not enjoy your superior genetics.
>>25231315
>regret after death
???
>>25231311
I fucking hate it when people do that in your pic.
It only makes me feel more worthless and makes me want to fucking off myself even more.
>>25225576
go out in a cool way, rob a bank and then go buy as many drugs as possible and get loaded until police come and go out in a gun fight
another year
defining the struggle in years just makes the past harder to let go
if you were put in prison and the world advanced around you; everyone knows you're alive. You get let out. Those people you were as good as dead to when you were in time out want to play haha. Can't change the game.
>>25227744
Hanging. Get a long enough rope in proportion to your body weight and it should instantly break ryour neck
>>25230510
Go fight ISIS or die trying
Don't waste helium you fucking faggot. Jump off a building or shoot yourself instead of using a precious and rare( to earth) resource.
>>25231117
>Andrea Lubitz
>Not TV
>>25231455
you're wasting oxygen right now, punk ass bitch
Fuck suicide, have fun instead. This is what my New Years is going to look like.
>>25231311
These same people would probably call you immature if you told them about suicidal intentions or reasons. They'd probably tell you to grow some balls and they'd mock you. They'd even tell you to kill yourself. Fucking bitches
>>25231559
>anon consumes food
>plants need to be grown to produce that food
>the plants produce oxygen
>there would be a very slightly lesser demand for plants if anon was not consuming them
>anon's existence slightly increases humanity's plant, and thus oxygen, production
>>25231432
The Kurds don't actually want westerners to get involved, they just kind of stick them in camps in the hinterlands and tell them to stay put.
>>25225576
Female tripfag posts her tits and OP won't commit suicide.
>>25231633
Please overdose.
>>25231633
You buying that off of clearnet/not deepweb?
Have fun getting arrested, faggot.
>>25231689
>female
>tripfag
>in possession of tits
>implicating that something so common would deter OP from something he's so clearly contemplated for years
It'd be a christmas miracle TbH
>>25225576
why dont you just become super successful/rich and then rub it in their faces? if they ever need you, recall the current times to them and laugh for days
>>25231733
I know, I really wish some fem tripfag would post her tits as a little late Hanukkha gift for me one of these years.
>>25231633
>buying heroin online
>>25231709
Maybe one of these days
>>25231731
I'm buying it off of a reputable vendor on a darknet website and I'm making these posts through a VPN. Don't worry, I'm not completely retarded.
>>25225576
I'm going to kill myself on newyears too
just keep in mind your shitty family is going to use your death as an excuse to post all kinds of cute things on facebook about how they miss you
>>25231767
It just werks. And to be clear, 7 proxies, etc.
I'm not retarded. I've been around the block and I know how this stuff goes down.
>>25231828
so you get it shipped to your own address?
i mean, i doubt the cops really care about people who are buying it, but still seems fishy to me
>>25230424
Guan Yu up in here
>>25231876
Unless you have an abandoned house which is truly discrete, your own home is actually the best option. It's all about plausible deniability (assuming you used PGP properly, which you obviously need to do).
Here's how it works. Package of drugs gets intercepted. Most of the time they just send you a love letter. If not, absolute worst case scenario, they do a controlled delivery. When that happens, they send someone to try to get you to personally take the package from them. Because until you take the package, there's nothing legally solid linking you to the drugs. So if you order to your own house, you just need to be able to recognize a potential controlled delivery and be careful.
But if you're ordering to a PO box or something like that, you lose a lot of that plausible deniability. It's impossible for you to claim you had nothing to do with the drugs showing up. Well maybe not impossible, but you have nothing to hide behind.
>>25225647
teach me, enlightened one
>>25225576
See you in 2016 Anon.
OP, if you're here, please email me at [email protected]
>using a meme to kill yourself
be a man faggot
goodspeed, you
>>25231973
quit shitposting and make some useful short responses
you fucking faggot
>>25231633
You're fucking stupid if you can't find a heroin dealer irl
>>25225576
How's about not being such a cunt? If everyone is telling you that you're insufferable, maybe you should reevaluate yourself instead of EMOing out.
Killing yourself is pointless. You can literally do anything.
>>25232345
I live in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Beat that bitch!
>>25232345
This post makes me think that you haven't ever actually met a heroin dealer, because I think pretty much anyone who has would rather get it online if they could.
>>25225576
I hope you have a slow painful death you fucking degenerate birds in to the society piece of shit.
>>25230978
This. Do it the day after anon.
>>25232345
>live in the middle of nowhere
>zero friends
so what you expect us to just ask people on the street if they have any dope?
>>25231073
If you can find a way to make it look like you were murdered or it was an accident, then the policy should cover it. Suicide usually isn't covered, for reasons like this
>>25232352
did you think maybe my family are the cunts? or is it just easier to straight blame me?
>>25232488
fuck off, i'm going through with it, i dont give a fuck what you all think
>>25225576
I got the Samurai Jack collection, which is the only thing I wanted and asked for actually, but also got a Samsung Gear S2, some new floor mats for my car, and a Megadeth Dystopia bundle with a hoodie. Dad said he was so blessed to have a family like us. I didn't feel anything because I am poopoo.
>>25231973
Not the guy you were talking to but say it comes in a package and the mailman is like "yo man you gotta sign for this man" and you sign off and he hands it to you but it's an undercover officer or the mailman is in cahoots with the police department and he gives them the signature to prove you signed off on the package then you'd get in trouble? If you declined (like in seinfeld when jerry declined a package that he didn't know was coming) then you'd be off the hook, legally?
>>25227741
>this seems like an inexpensive problem to fix
It's not like that. He'll always be remembered that way. I used to be lazy when I was a kid.
In the meanwhile I got a good job and more money a month than my whole family earns together in a year.
My sister is a hipster who is still in college, never worked a day in her entire life but he's loud and jumpy.
Guess who's the lazy fuck and who's the achiever in this family?
>>25225576
good luck anon, hope you find what you're looking for in the next existence.
>>25229862
nobody believes in that anymore.
Don't do it anon, get a good night of sleep
>>25225647
>>25227669
this
i want to kill myself because i hate this planet, not because i hate myself.
>>25225576
Is anyone supposed to care? Kill yourself in silence like a real man. Go somewhere no one will find you and fucking do it.
>>25225576
Not trying to be part of the white knight fag club here, but I know how you feel anon. I am currently eating European cookies out of a tin I found in the dumpster outside of my apartment. I ate salsberry steak for dinner (out of a microwaveable TV dinner tray) and love alone with nothing but my thoughts and a tv from 2004 I bought at a second hand store. I have nearly nothing. Still thankful for what I have because nothing compares to the lonely void of death. Don't kill yourself, hang in there for 2 more months and count your blessings everyday. If that reaches 500 by the end of the 2 months , then you have to hang in there for another 2 months., etc. etc.
>>25225576
DON'T DO IT ANON!
We love you here, don't let some degeneeate normies defeat you. Push on, brother; life WILL get better. I've been there.
>>25233406
Time stamp for you, OP.
Enjoy.
>>25225576
Why do you care so much about being at your relatives house for christmas? It's not fun at all.
>>25225647
You can willingly feel happy?
I wish for that superpower.
>i spent the past hour crying in my room because i realized how worthless
This shouldn't have been the first time
>Not gunning down normies
>Not Wearing a Bane mask
Don't wait until NYE.
>>25231633
100 bucks for a half gram? lol.. plus that H looks like shit..
>>25232385
not for that price! lol i get grams for 40-60 depending on quality.
>>25231633
lol 90 bucks for a half g of shit that looks like play sand.. that dope looks terrible and the price is even worse.
>>25231311
No I'm not loved
