How do you stop an itchy asshole?
>>25225493
wipe better you C.U.C.K fuck use wet wipes.
Might have a tapeworm familie
>>25225493
You either have hemorrhoids, or you tore your asshole
if the former, you need ass cream from the doctor
if the latter, time heals all wounds. stop sticking big dildos in your butt.
>>25225510
this. you have tapeworms.
You have pinworms. Theyll go away, be more hygenic and wash your hands. The itchiness is caused by the female coming out of your anus and laying eggs around the ring of it.
>>25225510
>>25225531
tapeworms dont cause itches, you're thinking pinworms
t. biology student
>>25225534
Is that the reason why? The only reason? I wipe good otherwise.
>>25225599
What do tapeworms do?
>>25225904
tapeworms live in your stomach and eat the food you're trying to eat
>>25225893
Yes, you are not practicing good hygiene, when you wipe, youre not washing your hands well enough, so when you eat or touch stuff, the worms get back into your system and reinfect your body.
>>25225904
Tapeworms latch onto your intestines and suck the nutrients. They suck enough so that you don't really notice theyre there, but they can cause rapid weight loss and cause you to be vitamin deficient. If you have a tape worm, you'll see its segments in your poop.
>parasitology student
>>25225923
Could that lead to malnutrition or constant hunger then andhow do I get rid of them
>>25225968
Yes and yes. And you need to go to the doctor, he needs a stool sample, and then you get treated with deworming medication.
Fun fact, back in early 1900s, women used to use tapeworm eggs to cause themselves to lose weight and slim down.
![JuYMs[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/NOEt03U.gif "JuYMs[1].gif")
>>25225968
surgery
gif related
yes, that entire length is one worm
>>25226078
You're a real treat pham, take a complimentary gondola. I will now proceed to take the medication anyway because I'm paranoid.
>>25225968
>>25226123
fun fact about tapeworms, if you starve yourself for a few days, therefore starving the worm, then sit in front of a piece of rotting meat with your mouth open, the tapeworm will crawl through your guts, throat, and out of your mouth trying to get to the food
>>25226123
why was it in his arm
>>25225493
What the fuck, all you faggots are idiots. OP is probably shitting more because hes eating more junk since its the holidays. Since your obviously wiping your ass a lot more than usual youve just irritated it. Itll go away in time, and scratching it will make it worse.
>>25226155
I honestly gagged reading (thereby picturing) that
I hope it is not real but..
OP you dont have a fucking tape worm, do you eat a lot of spicy food
>>25226155
Sounds like something Karl Pilkington would say
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>>25226567
You stupid fucks this is an urban legend. Underage b&
>>25226078
Are there any worms that can live in your penis?
>>25227168
Technically yes but it's highly unlikely. A parasite can migrate anywhere but they most likely like to stick to the intestines where there's nutrients and not much crap trying to kill it
>>25227168
there is a bug/fish thing that swims up your piss stream and nests in your pee hole if you piss in bodys of water such as lakes and rivers. i think it only found in South America or Africa, so the nogs that live there cover their dicks with horns and dont piss is water.
