>make a Chad profile with pic related
>most women still don't respond
This only proves just how delusional the standards of women have got.
>>25225313
That man is a 5/10 at best
probably because that is a known actor
He's a blondlet bitch. Get a real man
>>25225333
Only known to nerds, women don't watch Vikings.
>>25225331
He's 9/10
>>25225378
This, and go on tinder with a good picture and count the matches.
In dating sites still women expect men to make the first step, this decision is removed in tinder.
>>25225382
>women don't watch Vikings.
my girlfriend and her friends watch that show all the time
>He's 9/10
If he's so hot, why no responses? Oh right, it can't be that you think he's super hot and other people might disagree. It's because all women are delusional.
>>25225313
Should have also written 6 ft 3'' and you probably would have had better luck. Also
>>25225436
>>women don't watch Vikings.
my girlfriend and her friends watch that show all the time
Might also be a reason.
Does it seem like a real profile with a description and multiple photos? Having just a single photo is a red flag that it's a fake person.
>>25225313
I haven't even watched this show and I recognized the actor from the commercials. You're an idiot OP. Should've just picked some random guy's photo, edited it slightly, then catfish.
ahhhh....
I've made 2 fake tinder acc with chad pictures and have gotten tons of attention, even nudes. The only thing that changed was the picture, I acted just like I've always been on that shitty hook-up app. Maybe you're way too autistic.
>>25225313
Girlbot here... That's not a Chad.
Don't forget, being blonde automatically knocks you down 2 points if you're a guy, and almost eliminates any chance if being a Chad.
>>25225313
Because they probably think he's fake profile or too good for them.
>>25226629
lmao hairlets, will they EVER fucking learn?
That guy isn't a Chad.
He's good looking but he has beta eyes. Looks like someone women can walk all over.
Pic related is the Chad I'm using for my fake profile. He's gotten tons of messages and likes. I haven't talked to any of the women because I don't know what to say.
>Women can't reverse image search now
>>25226848
That guy has my same here
>>25226850
Women are terrible at using the internet for anything other than attention whoring and shopping. Oh, and complaining.
Chad here; story time.
>Zack's asshole is ready
>It's time for me to show my big long schlong dong into his anus
>I look at him for a moment
>My big dong in one hand and a burger from Burger King in the other
>I take a bite of my burger and place it on the table.
>Zack yells "do it now Jessica!"
>I shove my big long schlong dong into his butt.
>He giggles with joy.
>I pick up my burger off the table and take another bite.
>It tastes so good
>Zack asks for a bite
>I say "no"
>This is my burger.
>I asked him if he wanted anything from Burger King and he said no.
>So why does this bitch think I'm going to share with him?
>I remove my big long schlong dong from his asshole.
>Zack takes a sip of water and says "Oh boy Jessica! That was great! I sure do love when you insert your potato pie pumpkin flavored french fry into my butt!"
>All of a sudden a nigger walks into the room.
>I say "Who are you Mr. Black Man?"
>He stares at me with those brown eyes.
>They're the color of poop
>The Nigger says "I am Nigger Nogger asshole clogger. I am here because I smelled Burger King."
>I quickly look at my burger.
>He wants it.
>But it's mine.
>I don't want anyone else eating my burger!
>Mr. Nigger Nogger and Zack are staring at me now.
>I slowly put the last bite of the hamburger into my mouth.
>I wish it didn't have to be this way.
>A nigger and Zack are just staring at me.
>I am scared.
>Then suddenly, Zack says "Hello Nigger Nogger asshole clogger! I'm Zack! I was born with a nigger fetish. I can't help but notice you're black. Mind if I touch your eyebrows?"
>The nigger stares at Zack for what seems like forever.
>Then says "Go ahead bitch."
>Zack places his right hand on the niggers eyebrow.
>I am so confused.
>Zack never asked to touch my eyebrows before.
>Am I not nigger enough for Zack?
>The nigger backs away from Zack and says "Well it looks like you finished that damn burger nigga."
>Me and my homies wanted some... but it's gone."
Part 1/2
>>25226866
What does your here look like?
>>25226881
>"My nigger friends are outside waiting for me, so I have to go now. Bye mother fuckers."
>The nigger walks out.
>Zack gets a tear in his eye.
>"The nigger nogger asshole clogger is gone." He says.
>"I thought he was going to be mine forever, but he's gone."
>I give Zack an angry look. Me and Zack are married. Why would he want a nigger?
>They are black.
>Zack wouldn't be able to see them in the dark. No one can see niggers in the dark.
>Anyway, today is Simons birthday.
>Me and Zack have to get ready for the party now.
>I ask Zack if he wants to stop at Burger King on the way there.
>He says no because it will remind him of the nigger.
>Zack says "Jessica, do you ever think I'll see Mr. Nigger Nogger asshole clogger again?"
>I don't reply because I'm too busy thinking about the Nigger's poop colored eyes.
>Zack rolls his eyes and goes to wait in the car
>"Here we come Simon." I say, and walk out of the room.
Part 2/2
Hope you enjoyed my story.
>>25226629
Blonde is the default Chad hair color.
>>25226893
I meant hair
>>25226957
Chad hair is jet black or dark brown with piercing blue eyes. Blonde is a stacy hair color.
>>25227034
>Blonde is a stacy hair color
Only light blonde.
>>25225313
Pic related is a Chad.
>Looks bro as fuck
>Naturally handsome and he knows it
>Girls give him attention everywhere he goes
>Couldn't possibly fathom why anyone would be depressed
>Every other word is "brah" or "bro"
>Listens to rap unironically
>>25225382
>Only known to nerds, women don't watch Vikings.
only people I know who watch this are girls you imbecile
they watch it the the Chads
>>25227136
Holy shit, he's wearing a hair tie on his wrist!
This dude is getting blown so often he supplies his own hair tie.
>I can't go down on you, my hair's getting in the way
>Oh, that's okay, I have a hair tie for you.
This guy is brilliant.
>>25227191
Who are you kidding, anything on the history channel is only watched by men, anything vaguely historical bores the shit out of women. That's why Rome died and BAZINGA is in its umpteenth season.
http://primemediaproductions.com/documents/marketing/Network%20Demographics.pdf
>>25227259
I haven't kek'd this hard in awhile.
Thanks for the originality, friend.
>>25227136
Literally been posted before here: >>25226848
>>25225382
Dude, he was in the Hunger Games, that's one of the most popular movies among girls
![mark-webber-in-the-paddock[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pM7NMZ9.jpg "mark-webber-in-the-paddock[1].jpg")
This is what a true Chad looks like
>>25227417
> Getting coucked by a teenage German boy
>>25227475
He still gets more pussy than Seb
>>25227417
>>25227336
Bjorn is way more handsome than these swarthy looking chads. I think it's probably too obvious. Like if you look for escorts online and there are some who looks like models. You get suspicious.
>>25226427
what do you put in the bio?
>>25227917
why do people put shit in the bio?
do you check what girls have there?
I got plenty of matches with an empty bio.
>>25225378
this, blond guys have it as hard as manlets
>r9k so out of touch with what women want that they still think women like blonde men
>falling for the /pol/cuck aryan meme
>>25227656
>Falling for the pure Aryan meme
Shitty taste detected
>>25228103
Bjorn is not pure Aryan(they have a very distinct look). He is very handsome though. I'd rate him a 9.5.
>>25227417
too old for tinder
>>25227417
Guy looks just like my HS physics teacher except he had blue eyes and short hair.
Dude was 45 years old but had at least 50 17 year old girls obsessed with him, some openly flirting with him in class. Pretty funny actually (but also quite sad).
>>25228147
>made up phenotype has a very distinct look
oh wow
>rating a BLONDE man a 9.5
LMAO
>>25227336
I just did a side-by-side comparison of this guy's face and my face and to be honest I'm pretty ugly.
>>25225313
Try someone a little less known. I made one with this guy and had bitches hittting me up, not alot, but way more than usual
>>25228235
>made up
You would have to be archaeologically ignorant to believe this.
>rating a BLONDE man
I live in the middle of the yellow part. I don't know how blonde men are viewed where you come from, but around here it doesn't make a difference.
>>25226871
That's why OP's Chad profile got no likes or hits or swipes or whatever the fuck you faggoty ass kids use to measure internet success?
>>25225313
>blond bitch
it will only work out if you're in Tinder Mexico brah
>>25226427
>even nudes
what platform do you use to get nudes? your actual number?
>>25228342
You realize "Aryan" is a phenotype as I said and no longer in use scientifically? It was all the rage in anthropology 60 years ago though, you're right, this makes every living scientist today "archaelogically ignorant".
>posts a picture where the most cucked nations are in yellow
>being blonde doesn't make a difference bro
>not like not even our own women don't find us attractive or anything bro
>>25228335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8&list=FLxSAB-sCnILEiF1tpQ2dEaQ&index=13
Ragnar Lothbrok's son?
>>25228335
kek can one pic be any more narcissistic ?
>>25228554
>You realize "Aryan" is a phenotype as I said and no longer in use scientifically
Yeah. and the scientists of today believe in such nonsense as big bang, black holes, space time ect.
I do not accept this as a legitimate authority. It is a fact that(for the country I live in) the oldest remains are non-aryan and later there was a migration of aryans or as they are called today, indo-europeans.
>>not like not even our own women don't find us attractive or anything bro
I am not even white. but I was born here so I could see for myself the reality. Most chads here are blonde, but I don't think it's because of their hair color, but simply because people here who are tall and good looking tend to be blond.
>>25226629
>Girlbot
posy your tits whore or leave
>>25228255
Why would you even do something like that to yourself?
