>stole abunch of snacks and drinks from my moms Christmas eve dessert supply
>hid in my room before all my family arrived
>I can hear some of them coming in now
Gunna settle in for the night and get comfy so I dont have to see any of these plebs
This isn't normal behaviour
>>25225131
Nice. What's in those on the left? They look delish.
Good job I'm proud son
>>25225251
7 layer bars
Its like brownies with gram crackers an coconut
>>25225178
I have pissbottles but I still at least shit in the toilet not in jugs
>>25225131
>stoli
Good catch
>>25225372
Vodka is for teenage girls
Real men drink whiskey
>>25225131
I wish all of you make-believe autists would fuck off and leave the place for those of us with *actual* power-levels.
> "Boo hoo, I'm filled with adolescent angst at the thought of having my cheeks pinched by aunts and uncles, so I'll hide in my bedroom and act surly."
This will be something like the 24th or 25th christmas I've spent alone, with no human contact whatsoever. My dinner tonight was a stale slice of pizza. For christmas I'm treating myself to a frozen dinner.
You fucking children have no idea what real isolation is.
>>25225489
"Waaaah I'm more depressed than you"
Why is this board just a like a constant contest to see who's more miserable?
>>25225489
Then stop being autistic you faggot
>>25225417
whiskey tastes like someone pissed in vodka and called it another drink
>>25225537
Because it's mostly filled with white suburban teenagers who believe their bog-normal adolescent angst is "autism" and that they experience Russian-level existential misery because there isn't a line-up of pretty girls waiting to give them free blowjobs and candy.
>>25225131
Jesus fucking Christ that looks delcious.
Wish I had a mom.
>>25225575
A-and y-you too. And many happy returns.
>>25225602
Pretty much, you just have to sift through the bullshit to find real posts of people who are actually miserable.
I wouldn't qualify as "robot" status per say but at least I'm in my mid 20s and can see life for what it is, and I don't see much hope anything will change for me anytime soon. Yeah I'll be able to work and pay bills and shit, I don't care about that, its just the social isolation and not having a chance to have a good life with a good woman and family and stuff. I have to sit around and act like everythings OK in my day to day life while seeing people be happy because they do have some kind of social life and a gf/potential mates who actually would be interested in them.
There's really no reason for any decent girl to even consider me, and when they do they always find out eventually what a sperg I am and then into the trash I go.
>>25225131
That picture has been posted on r9k before.
This thread is a fabrication, and not even a good one.
>>25225369
>I have pissbottles but
>but
wew
Oh man you really showed them stealing their christmas treats while they sit downstairs and talk about their failure of a son who sits on the internet 24/7 and refuses to get a job.
Enjoy being an embarrassment to your family, faggot.
>>25225578
>he doesn't like a sweet, spicy bourbon
>he doesn't like a smoky, iodine-esque peated Scotch
Absolute peasant tier.
>>25225417
Real men get drunk. Faggots argue about what to drink.
>>25225489
be my bf
what's your email
>>25225131
those snacks look pretty dank, well done my friend.
>>25225937
why are you so upset? is it because you don't have any dank snacks?
>>25225131
Wow opie have you always been this /devilish/???
>>25225839
It's alright man. There are unfortunately many of us that have come to similar realizations in life.
>>25225131
F A T F U C K
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Jesus Christ how do you eat all that without throwing up
>>25226267
Faggots only care about getting drunk. Drink neutral if that's all you care about. I don't get caught up in the bacon, beards, and bourbon memery, but I do prefer whiskey and tequila for the taste. If you have the money for it why not? Would you seriously take a macro lager lite lite lite over a good craft beer?
>>25226312
Thanks, but I realized many years ago that I am a terrible human being. The best thing I have to offer others is my absence. I have learned how to exist without human contact, but I get maudlin around christmas because everyone else is off complaining about how much they hate all the company they have. It'll pass, like every other christmas does.
>>25225369
You'd have to be a complete animal to poop in a jug. My mom found my stash of piss bottles the other day, it was pretty embarrassing desu
>>25226503
It's some fucking baked goods, not radioactive waste. What's wrong with you? Are you some Yuropoor that only eats twigs and dirt, maybe a carrot if you're feeling luxurious?
>>25226555
Of course not, but would you decline getting drunk with me if all I had was Coors Light?
>>25226853
Fat fuck pls go. I can only imagine how greasy your keyboard is.
>>25225131
eat more vegetables lardass
>>25225131
You think of them as plebs but I bet they think exactly the same of you.
