Just a friendly reminder that if you masturbate or have ever done so, you are a homosexual.
Fags like to touch other men's penis and hand job
>I'd never touch another mans penis, but yer I touch my own multiple times per day SENPAI
Please anon, just stop it. True hetros don't fap. If you fap, you love touching penis. Just beacause its your own is no exemption from the gay rule
In before that hole no homo shit
This is why I always get some dude to jerk me off. I dont want people to think I'm homosexual or something.
>>25223507
Well that just obviously homo, why can't you get a women to do it?
>>25223466
This was my mentality in early middleschool lol, hope you're trolling bucko
What if I sit on my hand until it's basically numb then I jerk off? Then it's like someone else is giving me a handy.
>>25223539
Interesting point anon but its still gay
>>25223531
>getting women to do jerking off for you
How fag you have to be to think they know anything about it?
>>25223658
This guy gets it. Only true bros know how to give a handjob. Women don't know how to treat the penis, therefore it's not gay it's just maximizing your pleasure.
I don't masturbate I just have sex with objects around my house.
Only normies masturbate with their hands.
>>25223539
What if you sat on your dick until it became numb? Then it would be like giving handy to someone else.
>>25223718
woah
I'll have to try that. Thanks for the idea, mate!
what about fucking a fleshlight hands-free?
>looks like a ladypart
>lube it up
>stick penis in
WHAT ABOUT THAT OP
What if I have sucked another man's penis, but he didn't cum?
>>25223888
You should start questioning you manliness if you cant even make another man cum.
>>25223888
you're in the clear, bro
>>25223888
trips m80
thats gay tho
>>25223781
I ain't judging but I'm not impressed either
