Give me any topic and I'll write a poem on it.
Hope all you robots have a lovely christmas btw
Anal Prolapse, please. Make it a villanelle.
>>25223391
i love poe's poem about the bells, and lovecrafts personal christmas wishes poems.
can we get a christmas themed poem over here?
light on the cheesy family and peace stuff
dicks.
Who the fuck of you cunts has posted this before? You greedy shitposters. Hope you had good wank over the idea of me being muted for two (2) seconds.
Please write a poem about /wsr/.
well i chose the worst moment to make this thread. Will be back eventually to write all the poems but have to go for now
>>25223391
ISIS pls
originalness
>>25223547
Seeing how OP is a faggot who doesn't deliver,I'll take it upon myself to write these.
>>25223547
A threat is growing in the East
Fueled by men who sleep with goats
In countries where they don't have roads
We must strike down these Muslim beasts
>>25223463
An every man's most precious thing
A sword that conquered land and sea
Of this great meat a song I'll sing
Amazing things a dick can be
>>25223438
As worlds turn white with winter snow
An old man sings a lonely song
He flew the world, both high and low
And children waited far to long
For candy canes and sweets
While father Christmas wrote his songs
And then, ablaze with snowy white
Burst the old man through the sheets
To make all children's lifes alright.
Sorry for the dreadful delay, but I'm finally back. Here's your villanelle
>>25223433
I have the loveliest of faps
When I'm looking at a pic
Showing me anal prolapse
Whether its on girls or traps
I can't help but touch my dick
I have the loveliest of faps
If my dick is in the craps
There's one way to make it thick
Showing me anal prolapse
I poke and give it lots of taps
Though it might make others sick
I have the loveliest of faps
If there's a lady on my lap
I probe her anus with a stick
Showing me anal prolapse
It's my downfall and collapse
I truly am a twisted prick
I have the loveliest of faps
Showing me anal prolapse
>>25223391
yandere femdom gf who loves me ;-;
An anal sex orgy with clones of John Cena
>>25223438
So this is Christmas
And I'm filled with dread
For there are so many
Festive songs in my head
So here it is Merry Christmas
And my head is filled with spite
Look to write something original
But there's nothing left to wri-i-ite
In the meadow we could build a poem
And pretend we wrote it all from scratch
They'll say: "Is this plagiarism?"
We''ll say: "No man!"
Pay no mind! Take a whiskey down the hatch!
Hark! The robot poet sing!
I can't write a fucking thing!
OC really aint my style
This rhyme's rid me of my smile!
Rare pepes! Rare pepes! pepes all the way!
My attempt to memespout really led my life astray!
The boy of r9k's ronery threads
were shouting no gf
And begging Christ the Lord
To grant them death
That's the Jingle bell
That's the Jingle bell
That's the Jingle bell rock
>>25223391
Please,write one about virginity at 23
Kissless virginity
>>25223463
Give me dick! Stout and thick,
Long and thin, all do the trick
Give me penis! Crusty weenus!
I want nothing in between us
Give me schlongs, nice and long
I'll break into dance and song
Give me D. For it I plea.
For it, not truth, will make me free
I need cock, round the clock
In my anus it must dock.
Dicks and schlongs and cocks and weenies
Whether they are large or teeny
I must see them, I must kiss them
Cheer and clap them, Boo and hiss them.
Want no subtlety or tricks
All I really want is dicks
>>25223493
There's /r9k/, /cgl/, /fit/, /co/ and /tg/
/cm/ and /hm/ and /int/, /pol/ and /vg/
But do you recall
The most recent shitpost board of all?
4chan's Work Safe Request board
Had a very noble aim
Letting folk know the name of
Every meme and vidya game
All of the other memeboards
Thought the board could choke on cox
The wouldn't give it placement
In 4chan's chatboard navbox
Then one lonely Christmas eve
Santa came to say
"/wsg/ What d'ya say?
What's the name of this anime?"
Then all the others loved it
Left it to it's own accord
4chan's Work Safe Request board
You're a great containment board
>>25223391
asexual feelings and disgust
poem pls >>25225198
>>25223494
Deep within the middle east
Is taking place a violent feast
Of blood and guts and piles of dead
A hostage left without their head
A caliphate of hate and pain
Establishing Salafi reign
No Shi'a, or Yazidi left
A landscape torn and made bereft
No bombs will stall them in their path
With tank and gun, tear towns in half
There is but just one way to cope
Hezbollah's are only hope!
>>25225870
disappointing
thanks anyway
>>25225095
This is fucking spectacular
>>25223391
Poetry is for faggots
>>25225095
True art
>>25223873
>>25225370
>>25225616
>>25225870
Beautiful
This comment is not original
Write one about butt stuff
>>25225198
Anon I love you and need you it's true
There's nothing on earth that's more lovely than you
Your kisses complete me, your touch makes me cry
Without you I'd crumble, and certainly die
From bottom to top, you are perfect it's true
The reasons? I've got space to list but a few:
Your hair is a beauty, from near or afar
I'll run my hands through it, pluck more for my jar
The one I plunge into, when I am alone
And rub on my face while I think of your bone
Your penis within me, it makes me complete
It's shape and it's smell and the feel of its heat
I love it so much, I could just chop it off!
And hold it all day, wrapped in bandaging cloth
You're cuddly, kind, caring and have a good heart
If anyone hurts you I'll tear them a part!
You're all that I need and I have, yes it's true
I'd take bullet, knife, or life sentence for you
So hold me close darling, I need you to stay
I shan't let a single soul take you a way
If you were to leave me I'd be in such strife
You might just end out to be losing your life.
Make one about christmas without a gf.
>>25225255
John Cena's dick's plunged down my anus
And I plunge mine deep in his clone
And his clone fucks into another
Who in turn a third clone does bone
We all form a beautiful circle
A circle of beautiful sex
Prostates are prodded with pleasure
instead of crushed in a suplex
John Cena, I love you John Cena
John Cena I love you too
And Cena and Cena and Cena
You're all just a dream come true
Being let down by those closet to you on Christmas eve.
Sorry gtg guys.
Had a nice time. Hope you liked it.
