>Macbeth
>a man listens to his wife
>everyone dies
>Hamlet
>a man listens to his father
>everyone dies
>Othello
>a white woman gets blacked
>everyone dies
>Merchant of Venice
>jews get BTFO
>everyone has sex
>Richard III
>an ugly manlet who made it his mission to ruin normies' lifes
>Romeo and Juliet
>Chad and Stacy die like retards
> King Lear
>A man listens to his daughters
>everyone dies
>Julius Caesar
>A man tries to uphold democratic values
>everyone dies
>12th Night
>a robot moralfag gets btfo by normalfags
>everyone but the robot lives happily ever after
>Coriolanus
>heh anus