Rate your father out of 10.
>3/10
7.5/10 rich, generous, and motivating but is a big OCD asshole
8/10
Breddy good.
>>25223179
>5'9 manlet genes
>high pitched voice/laugh
>software engineer
>just got remarried for the fourth time
you tell me robots
>gone since 12
>addicted to oxycontin from 10 to when he left
>now a meth addict
I can't rate him as I never experienced him as a father.
>pros
pretty cool (ex pro boxer)
didn't molest me
spoiled me with gifts/money
had porn magazines
>cons
slightly old (he was 50 when I was born)
lived in another country
died early
couldn't cook very well
My most objective rating would be a 7/10. Nice person with many perks, although some suboptimal circumstances hurts the grade. He could've done a solid 9/10 overall dad performance if he lived a bit longer.
Effeminate liberal who raised me to be completely non-violent and never taught me anything about women. He and my mom ended up divorcing and now he fucks a black man. While massively degenerate, as a person he's pretty cool. As a dad though, a solid 3/10. I figure 1s and 2s are reserved for dads who beat the shit out of their kids and/or are absent.
>>25223179
i would give him a 9.5/10
awesome guy
dead/10
8/10. A little strict or controlling now and then but I can't complain, it's helped me succeed at times. He lost at least 1 point for never teaching me to be alpha like he is
>>25223179
gone since i was 4
can't rate at all
10/10
It's a shame I turned out to be such a failure.
2/10. Has gf he lives with instead of my family (Luckily she couldn't have kids.) Married to my mom, still pays most of the bills. Used to visit for one day a week. He is 'always right' mentality.
This morning while looking for a picture to test if our printer was working he accidentally showed me his erotic gay porn folder and that really fucked me up in the head cause now idk if he's a homo or if he even loves my mom so I'm going to give him a 0 out of 10.
>>25223322
>3 crappy traits
>still found four women to marry him
Could be worse
8/10
A bit of an alcoholic but he never damaged us too much besides spending too much cash sometimes on gambling.
>>25223179
5/10
Literally the only thing we did together was fix my car and most of that was me being told I was weak/useless
Still hes not a complete asshole.
my dad is a nerd, taught a lot of shit about computers, and introduced me to a fuck ton of PC games, I'm like a younger version of him
it was pretty rare to be with him when I was a child, times were hard, but he would always give his best
well, he didn't teach me anything about women, but i really don't give a fuck about womemes, my father had his priorities straight
my dad is the best
9/10
>>25223565
lmao ur dad's a fagg
My dad was born on the tail end of the baby boom but he is a boomer to the end. He finished community college and went on to take management positions in engineering factories. Today he's an upper-level electrical engineering manager at a multi-billion dollar factory and he makes 125k per year. So he's about as successful as I could ever wish to be. And he's taught me a lot about how to act in the professional world.
That being said, he hasn't taught me much else. Never talked to me about girls or people or family or anything. Actually he was basically absent for most of my youth due to his work. For a period of about two years - the most crucial years of my youth, when I was 15 or so - he actually lived in a condo on the other end of the state five days out of the week, for his job. I know it isn't his fault and he was just trying to support his family. But all the same, a good father that does not make.
>>25223179
My dad died when I was 11 so I can't remember him that well
>>25223179
10/10
>keeps to himself and reads books all day.
>introduced me to some good old movies when I was a kid
>likes Ghibli movies
0/10
Molested me, molested my best friend, molested my cousin. Arrested when I was eight and went to jail. Showed up at my dorm one night and told me he still loved us (my family).
I broke my hand and his nose and I haven't seen him since.
He's in prison in Ohio for diddling two kids in a park bathroom.
I wiah I had rhe means to kill him myself, and I'm fucking angry that all those stories anout child molesters dying in prison are made up to make the victims feel better.
>>25223740
How did he ever get laid in the first place?
>>25223760
He was 6'2" and military.
>>25223179
My dad is a white trash former soccer hooligan/skinhead who is very, very bad with people. I'm almost certain he's the reason I turned out this way. Out of 10
>>25223387
>>25223516
Sure you can rate him. Being absent was just his way of being a father. I suggest a 1 or 2
>>25223398
>pros
>didn't molest me
don't know why but this is hilarious
>Real dad
1/10, best I can do bud.
>Step-dad
7/10, he can be a pushover.
10/10
>is a minister so always dropping wisdom on me
>super energetic and helpful, very much a people person
>will never give up on me
>taught me how to play music and how to think like a rational person
Couldn't get much better
appearance wise, 7/10. he's a bit fat, but also very muscular and has quite a manly face
as far as his parenting, I would say 4/10. by the time he actually had his shit together enough to start giving a shit about me, it was much too late, and his methods of getting me to do shit or giving me advice mostly consist of being condescending and threatening me. my stepmum is pretty cool though, so he gets a couple points for finding her
It's hard to find a decent rating for him, he died due to a work accident when I was around sixteen.
>Got divorced by my mother.
>Stayed close to us because he wanted to see us.
>Was a lot more layed back than my mother.
>Terrible cook, even by low standards.
>Aggressive smoker.
>Didn't really do much with my brother and I, because he was overweight by a lot.
I still miss him, could have helped in a situation or two when I lost track on how a man would handle a situation.
0/10.
Never met him
In looks, 8.5/10. He's a very handsome man, tall, salt and pepper hair, fit, hairy in all the right ways. He's only gotten more handsome with age, my friends all think he's drop dead gorgeous even though he's like over twice their age. I would marry him if he wasn't my dad.
As a dad, 10/10. I love my dad, he was the best dad in the world. My mom abandoned us shortly after I was born, she was afraid of commitment and motherhood. My dad raised me by myself. He showed me nothing but love and worked really hard for me. Even though he was busy with work a lot, he spent all his free time with me. I love him, in some ways I'm glad my mom left because we're so close with each other in ways that you only really get when your dad is the only parent their so he tries to go the extra mile for you.
>>25223179
10/10
He's my father, b/ro.
That being said, I'm a lonely faggot since ALWAYS. All my life. So what.
>>25224037
Single dads are the best parents.
>>25223179
Raped me every night for 3 years/10
>>25224074
>10/10
>He's my father, b/ro.
You are a good man.
3/10
separated before i was born (although that was mom's doing), alcoholic, molested me, killed himself.
you guys are all rating too high. 2/10 because he got divorced? please. if your father actively didn't try to hurt you he deserves at least 5/10 to start with.
8/10
>smokes weed with me since the age of 14
>batshit insane level bipolar
>locally famous artist
>extremely introverted, we live together and never see eachother
>doesn't mind me NEETing at all
>buys me alcohol and doesn't make me pay
>rich
>Actually gave me good advice on women growing up, always told it like it is
>always encouraged me to be a self made man, don't go to college to get a job
>understands why I'm currently a NEET, gives me advice and discusses options with me about what I can do to fix my life rather than judge me
Awesome guy. Had to knock off 2 points for the bipolar though, he gets really fucking annoying when he's having one of his moments
>>25223179
1/10
>Alcoholic ptsd asshole
>Abused me every chance he got
>Made fun of me in public places
>broke numerous bones
>gets cancer
>somehow becomes 10 times worse
>he dies
>my life is still shit
>>25223866
it's hilarious because it's true. yet those dumfuck MRAs always scream #NOTALLMEN
people wouldn't be uncomfortable with male babysitters if y'all would stop fingerbanging every child you see
>>25224190
Shit bait, fuck off.
>>25224037
Why do all sluts want to fuck their fathers?
>>25224100
I believe it's story time, describe what happened.
>>25224037
>My mom abandoned us shortly after I was born, she was afraid of commitment and motherhood
And yet nobody would ever criticize him for choosing a shitty woman.
>>25223179
0/10
Being dead since before my mother even knew she was pregnant doesn't help his score.
2/10
Asshole who was never home, never wanted to do anything or take interest in me emotionally, nothing but yelling at me
4/10
He makes good money and has alright values, not a deadbeat, but he's HORRIBLE at raising children and has fucked up views of money and family due to his own shitty parenting.
He would get bonus points for having some great Fudd guns but he never bothered teaching me to shoot as a kid.
He'd probably rate higher now that I'm older and can deal with him more directly but in my opinion why bother.
2/10, betafaggot suckup who sometimes gets pissed off and beats me whenever his masculinity is put into question.
10/10
My dad is pretty based.
>>25224100
Hell of a streak.
1/10 he bounced after my mom was pregnant.
That said, I don't blame him. My mom was whore that tried to force a man to be a father against his will instead of getting married and doing everything properly.
>>25224199
it's not bait. stereotypes are based off of truth. men are the child molesters in our society.
and yes it is creepy when you try to raise awareness that men can't work the daycare jobs they want. that's a shit job that nobody yearns for, ofcourse it's shady as fuck you want to o be alone around children. men are not childcare providers, don't try to undo genetic programming. #BIOTRUTHS
>>25224235
Did your dad kill himself after realizing what a terrible mistake fucking your mom was?
>>25224190
>if y'all would stop fingerbanging every child you see
The thing is, we don't. The amount of children that get raped is extremely low.
>>25224282
There used to be a daycare near where I lived called "Little Beavers"
>>25224285
Probably.
Don't mix alcohol and prescription medication kids.
6/10
Pros:
- Well payed job
- Very educated/Clever
- Made us travel around the world
- Patient
Cons:
- Very reserved never talked about himself
- Greedy
- Difficulty for empathy/ understanding of the others
- Somewhat narrow minded
- Normie/beta as fuck
- Slight OCD but I think it's because he's starting to get old
>>25224282
You're a fucking moron for actually falling for the media driven pedophile scare. Kill yourself you disgusting roastie. Actually, wait a second. Calling you a woman is giving your garbage bait way too much credit. I still fucking hate shitposters like you though.
>>25224325
I still love him
10/10
>raised me by himself
>played vidya with me
>got hit on by milfs
>great cook
>taught me how to play piano
the only thing i'm sad about is that i'll never be as rad as him
>>25224226
Hello roastie! You might want to head back to tumblr or facebook where you belong!
>>25224226
Of course not because you can't force a woman to have a baby. That's not an accident that just happens, it was a planned event. So if the mother leaves after the child is born, so she is just a piece of shit. It's not like women fucking 100 guys and lying about birth control and trying to con them into parenthood.
>>25223179
2/10 because he tries sometimes
>>25224320
>Did your dad kill himself after realizing what a terrible mistake fucking your mom was?
>Probably
>>25223179
Tucker part in the first was better than the Tucker part in brotherhood
>>25224366
>>25224367
>men can do no wrong! women are evil!
Fuck your double standard bullshit.
>>25224368
>but my mother must have terrible genes because I'm neet and posting on /r9k.
I don't want to ruin you day, but that has nothing to do with you genes, you brought this upon yourself.
My father is a weak hen pecked man. I do not respect him.
>>25224201
What daughter wouldn't want to fuck their super handsome awesome dad? Seems like the perfect guy.
2/10
-Smokes pot daily
-Is a part of a sex cult
-left my mom when she had cancer
BUT
-He gave me a wii u last christmas
>>25224456
>-He gave me a wii u last christmas
Holy shit that shouldve dropped his rating to like 1/10
3/10
Never dated til his early 30s, my mom was the first girl he dated. Being beta is in my genes. Don't hate him though, he'd be doing exactly what I'm doing now if they had games and the internet back then.
>manlet genes
>underachiever, people say he had a great potential but dropped out of college, managed to get a job as radio officer on trans-atlantic ships, made decent money
>gets the offer to stay on land across the sea with a well-paid job
>turns it down, because of the family back home
>his post becomes undesired, he dwells into wagecuckery
>family starts to crumble, he starts getting abusive towards everyone except me
>divorce.exe
>he gets some money, but loses the house, the kids and gets rekt with alimony
>having troubles finding a job, he decides to emigrate and work day and night in some god forsaken factory surrounded by kebabs just to pay all this shit my lovely family has brought upon him
>I see him once a year or two, each time realising that I'm basically his copy
>same appearance, same hatred towards people and especially my mother and sister - I left them as soon as I could.
>try to catch up the lost years, but even though we feel weird clone-like connection, we cannot find the right words to talk about the deep stuff, not to mention we both are fucking autists
>sometimes wonder why did he leave me in that shithole
fast forward till 2 months ago
>he gives me the keys to his apartment back in my country, decides he will probably not come back
>as I search through some random papers I find a briefcase with divorce papers
>as I read trough all the shit like psychologist's opinion suggesting I wouldn't stand being taken from my mother and sister
>I stumble upon his response to divorce pleas
>it has 2 points
>getting some money
>and getting custody over my sorry ass
I am not sure I am capable of describing the man with some numbers. Why don't you tell me
I would say: 8/10
>worked hard
>always loved the same music as me and grew me up on classics
>didnt care if I watched rated R shit when I was 7
>was very leinant
>hates niggers and anyone who isnt white
>would throw my moms bra up on the ceiling fan and have us turn it on and it spins around
>recorded his farts with my brothers talkboy and put the tape on fullblast to the point where my mom heard it from the neighbors house
pretty good guy, still is.
>>25224368
You should ask him for advice, dude. Dad's love giving their sons advice, that's like the whole fucking point of having a kid (intentionally). I'm sure he'd enjoy spending time with you teaching you those things, talking about impressing women, how he won your mom over, etc. Dude TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS HUMONGOUS RESOURCE THAT IS BIOLOGICALLY-INCLINED TO HELP YOU!
> 5 foot 7 inches
> 190 pounds
> 12 years in the russian marine
> Teached me how to fight
> Teached me how to shoot
It could be worse, considering the situation in which I grew up in.
>>25223740
Child molesters are shit tier in prison. He's probably getting raped at least 4 times a week.
>>25223179
>5'6''
>doctor
>introvert and shy, but a literal Chad as much as he can, has had threesomes and shit, cheated on my mother all the time (though she loved him), probably still cheats on his second wife
>his advice on women is "don't bang girls who have boyfriends, anon, guys may want revenge", as if I bang any girl at all
>good dad, he and I don't talk much, because we are both quiet, but I like him a lot
all in all 8/10 good father but a 2/10 to my mother
>>25224518
From what I get from that text is that he cared about you a lot. Life just wasn't treating him too well.
>>25224518
He is a man, like many man are.
Fighting his fight with no partner to spar.
Grasping for nothing but his fellow son.
But since he's a man this war cannot be won.
At least a 7 out of 10 is this man.
>>25223179
>nice guy
>man of god
>a little strict
>loving
>cares for people
>9.7/10
>>25224710
What takes those 0.3 points away?
>>25224736
he smells funny
>>25223179
0/10
Homeless and schizophrenic, haven't seen him since age 6
>selfish
>always yelled
>did things only for himself
>never cared about children, only cared about wife
Okay I guess
9/10
>short temper
>Tends to yell a lot
>hit me once but never again
>after he yells, he feels guilty and apologizes
>ive told him that im depressed and suicidial
>buys me a ticket for Germany to be with my sister for the holidays
9/10
His only fault is that he has some unhealthy eating
habit
9.5/10
The way I judge a good father is if he takes care of you. I don't have the best personal relationship with him, only have a few common interests, etc. BUT he feeds me, gives me shelter, clothes, water, and cares for my well being. I am one lucky kid.
9/10.
Escaped his shithole of a hometown and earned a Bachelor's, two Master's, and a PhD all while working through the ranks of lower enlisted (E-2) in the Air Force to retiring at O-4. Still married to my mom and provided me everything I could ever know about finances and general life skills.
He doesn't get a 10 because he passed his die-hard mentality of "bad shit won't keep happening if you work harder" to me, leaving me with a case of generalized anxiety disorder. Overall, awesome dude.
It's a shame that I still don't even have an Associates Degree yet. Where did it all go so wrong?
>>25223179
8/10 he's breddy chill, friendo
10/10
he loves me
Disappointing.
9/10, loves Trump (at least from the wealth perspective by reading a book) and a hardworker.
>>25223179
7/10
Pros:really wishes the best, can be funny, tries his best to please
cons:socially incompetent, doesn't understand others on the level an adult should and uses guilting to get his way
All in all if I were to blame anyone else but myself for my social failures I could somewhat rightfully blame him. Though it's not like he did it to be mean or anything, also it ultimately comes down to me for not doing that teenage rebellion shit early enough and letting him manipulate me through guilting and shit. All in all quite decent
>>25223179
6.5/10
Fuck you robot my rating is plenty of content.
>>25223179
0/10
I imagine life would have been better if I never knew him. He was an alcoholic asshole that wasn't in my life after he attacked me one night in a drunken rage when I was 7 years old.
I also remember him kicking the dog a lot.
Pretty jelly of the people with a decent dad.
>>25223179
he let me live in his apartment when i became a depressed NEET and my mother kicked me out so there's a few points for giving a fuck about me enough to give me shelter/food at least
but i don't care about that as much as i care about genuine human connection and general kindness/friendship, being able to have a family where you can show your true self and feel accepted
my father is angry 24/7 and impossible to talk to, everything that comes out of his mouth is vicious and paranoid and completely selfish, bitter and jealous and makes me feel anxious and unhappy
at the very core of who he is is the kind of person that i would never be friends with, maybe even hate if it came down to it
but his father was a fucking piece of shit that abused and molested him so just the fact that my dad didn't turn into that makes him a decent father in my book
but in reality the way things turned out between us makes me want to cut off all connections with him and my entire family, we're different in every way and we'll never be friends and no matter how much i wish it was different it won't happen, every attempt at communication is meant with anger and trying to brainwash me into joining him in his extremist beliefs
i'm sorry this happened to you dad and that i was born/10
honestly a 10/10
wouldn't ask for anything different.
too bad his son turned out to be a light 2/10
pros
food
shelter
money
cons
nothing else, pretty much a stranger
1/10
He was a fat bald manlet and a beta male who my mother married out of pity. Then he got a brain tumor and became retarded and wasted all of our families money on treatment because even after 10 years he refused to die. He also stayed in his room 24/7 watching TV and preforming some of the earliest shitposting on Usenet. He's a good example for why the type of people who browse /r9k/ should never have children.
Too bad I ended up exactly like him.
>>25226552
>tldr you're an ungrateful tumblr faggot leeching off his dad
>>25223179
>mentally and sometimes physically abusive
>alcoholic
>cheated on mom
>went to prison
>taught me nothing
>provided for family
>tried to become friends with me in late teens
3/10
>>25223179
5/10
-
>gigantic hypocrite
>utter shit genes
>gossips a fuckload and talks a lot of shit behind your back
+
>pretty friendly
>pretty allowing
>pretty laid back
>>25227114
grateful for what exactly
we live off autismbux
3/10
Spent 90% of his time at work, still does.
Largely non-existent during my childhood and what little interaction we did have was him being condescending or stepping in as a disciplinary figure.
Showed no interests in any of my interests and basically spent his free time watching TV, mostly sports.
>>25227105
>preforming some of the earliest shitposting on Usenet
10/10 truly a great pioneer of trolling, we stand on the shoulders of giants like your dad
My dads alcohol addiction pretty much tore up our family, other than that he's a good person and has always provided with a 6 figure salary. He would drinks 2 or so bottles of wine a night and treat my mum like shit though, never violent, just yelling. Not a nice environment to live in
>>25224834
you should probably try to find and help him
2/10
Bad husband, recovering alcoholic and a mediocre father.
1/10
He helped give me life. Other than that I won't even be going to his funeral.
anyone else have a dad who's cool when he's alone, but turns into a whipped beta pussyfart whenever he's within a 20ft radius of vagina?
I love my dad but his ability to not flinch or feel any shame as he treats my younger sister like literal royalty is frankly embarrassing.
Early years: 3/10
>short-tempered
>abusive
>bad at showing support/love
>cheats on mom, causes divorce
Now: 7/10
>blood pressure under control now so he is pretty chill
>we have a little more in common now that I am an adult
>tries to understand me even though I'm weird (literal sperg)
>helping me learn practical skills even though I'm a bit behind (driving, etc.)
7/10
boomer so he's really controlling and won't listen to anyone younger than him but he genuinely believes he's trying to help me and i can appreciate that
also i'm black and he's still around
>>25228577
You're a nigger!
original comment
chad/10
fucking player man
0/10
literally did nothing for me and left when i was 5 years old
fucking pathetic man, gave me nothing and taught me nothing. might explain the way i turned out today.
>>25223740
what did he actually do. was it really bad?
>>25223612
heartwariming/10
0/10
He was always around me, but never present. Never taught me or my brother to do shit. Just stood around all day drinking and getting pissed off at every little fucking thing that I do. Can't even hold a conversation with him because he'll spin it into an argument about how my opinions are stupid and I'm not good at anything.
Giving him a solid 5.5/10. Wasn't a great father, but always loved me regardless of what was going on in our lives. Used to beat me when I was younger (I'm a female and he is over a foot taller than me) but he has gotten a lot better over the years. Could be worse, at least he never raped me.
>>25228920
>Used to beat me when I was younger i'm a female
Women proving time and time again that they love their abusers. Daily reminder to hit your girls!
>>25223179
4/10
I respect my father for sticking around to raise me even though he didn't have to . He gave me the necessary life skills and worth ethics to survive on my own . but i never really learned how to have a personality because I was taught to work only , suck up the pain , and mind my own business . Which caused me to completely ignore girls as a teenager , and focus on other shit .
