>be me visiting America for a couple of weeks
>want to try In&Out burgers since I've heard they're really good and we don't have them where I come from
>drive in and ask for a hamburger
>cashier is very friendly and polite
>pay at the window
>cashier is suddenly very hostile with me
>almost throws the food at me
>say thanks but she ignores me
>mull over it for some minutes after I drive away
>realize I forgot to give the cashier a tip since it's customary in America
>drive back and give the cashier a tip while explaining how I forgot about it
>she's very appreciative, says how I'm the only one that has come back to tip her
>gives me extra fries
>feel good for the rest of the day
Nothing beats that feel when doing what's right.
>>25223003
You don't have to tip at in and out. Five Guys is also infinitely superior to a fucking whopper with Big Mac sauce
>>25223025
>You don't have to tip at in and out
As they say in America, if you can't afford it don't eat out.
>>25223069
Literally NO ONE says that. That's not a thing that people say. Who the fuck tips at a fast food place?
>>25223212
I do but only when I can spare it and never more than $1 dollar. Frankly I would rather tip a working person in the service industry instead of giving to some charity that will just waste the money on fucking Africa or central America.
>>25223212
My parents said that to me all the time.
>be me Visiting the UK for a couple weeks
>want to try praying towards Mecca since I've heard they're all in love with this practice and there are very few Muslims in my part of Australia
>go to grab a spicy chicken tikka first, delicious
>head over to the mosque at 3 bongs
>forget to take off my shoes before entering
>4 britistanis beat me and berate me
>take off shoes
>forget to put on special muslim cap
>5 different bongs all twist my penis until it hurts
>4 bong hits
>everyone on your-kneesies-allah-praise-these
>as i bend over plastic knife from chicken tikka meal earlier falls out of pocket
>entire police force of bobbys descends upon me
>charged as national criminal
>offer up my anus to prince charles as punishment
>he smiles, sods me and all is forgiven
>feel good for rest of day
>>25223003
I'm from burgerland and I really hate tipping.
I do it because it is customary and expected.
I don't think it is necessary though, everyone should just get paid their wage and call it good.
>>25223659
that's what burgers get for being literal subhumans and not having any government support when it comes to retirement
>>25223003
>tipping a fast food place
What the fuck?
>2005
>be me in secondary school (highschool for you yanks)
>my friend finds out some manlet has a crush on this girl
>my friend leaves a condom on the girl's chair writing next to it that it's from the manlet
>he leaves
>i sneak back in and write a new note saying it's from my friend
>she shows the class
>never seen him more pissed
>>25223713
fugg the government, I'll be collecting on two retirement funds by the time I retire. I don't need their dirty money anyway.
>>25223282
This is true.
>Other day, in line at McNormie's.
>ORDER DOUBLE McFuck SANDWICH ONLY AT ARBY'S
>"Sir would you like to donate a dollar to the blahblahblah children foundation?"
>Me: "No. I fuckin' hate kids."
>Cashier stares nervously at me as she finishes the transaction. Doesn't say another word.
>That's the way it should be.
>>25223212
>Who the fuck tips at a fast food place?
If you don't want them messing with your food you better tip desu.
