https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m25IAxoODQ
/r9k/, you don't deserve to sleep until you accomplish your dreams.
But my dreams all depend on winning the lottery.
>>25221227
>that file name
kekkles
you know your odds of winning the lottery are smaller than getting struck by a lightning bolt right?
>>25221392
I will always find a way to rationalize it.
My response to this argument is that there has to be lightning, and I have to be outside where it is happening to even get struck by lightning. Major lottery draws happen twice a week, and I have a theoretical chance of winning if I even buy just one ticket entry.
>>25221108
Can you all imagine this guy having kids? Those poor fucks.
"Daddy... I am tired, please sir let me go to sleep"
"NO NO NO MUKAMBE! NOT UNTIL YOU FINISH COOKING THE JOLLOF RICE AND CLEANING THE KITCHEN! AND HURRY UP YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP AND STUDY BEFORE SCHOOL TOMORROW"
"B-but daddy I've already completed my studies"
"SILENCE! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU DESERVE SLEEP, YOU NOT YET DOCTOR, THEREFORE YOU DO NOT SLEEP"
