>look for local hookers available on adultwork
>contact a number of them on my burner arranging appointments
>don't turn up to any of them
>thousands lost in earnings
who /devilish/ here
I ruined a surprise baby shower that my boss spent several weeks planning because she and the pregnant lady are always both bitches to me.
>>25219137
Greentext plz anon
>>25219137
Plz green text this
>>25218976
>live in pretty big city
>fast food near my house
>after a night there, put all my trash back in the bag
>load it with ketchup and napkins
>feels like there's actually food inside, take bag with me
>take detour through ghetto
>homeless man sitting there, freezing and obviously very hungry
>I kneel down and get his attention
>"Listen, I see you have nowhere to stay tonight, so you probably need this more than me. Here, take this."
>hand him bag of trash, ketchup, and napkins
>"G-God bless you, s-sir" he mumbles back
>flee the scene
>>25220090
why did you do this, you edgy faggot?
>>25220090
>take a shit
>skin hot dog
>wrap hot dog skin around shit
>looks like a hot dog
>put it on hot dog buns
>give it homeless stacy
>hide behind a tree
>kek as she Gags
>>25220090
I kek'd pretty hard anon
