I just did it for the first time. Was kind of fun.
Anybody else know this feel or got stories to share?
Might as well post mine while I'm at it.
>Childhood friends' mom asks if I could be Santa for their sisters kid.
>Say I'll do it for twenty bucks.
>Lanklet as fuck. No where near Santa fat but got a good suit at home.
>Grab my black leather army gloves and I'm ready to go
>Wear my real glasses because I have to drive into town while wearing the Santa suit.
>Feel cozy cruising around town as Santa.
>Sneak around the backdoor and surprise them.
>Kid looks like he's seen Jesus, but doesn't get scared or anything.
>Greet them and deliver some banter to the older people while roleplaying as Santa.
>The cold outside fogged my glasses and they got stuck in the beard, good thing was busy screwing around to notice it.
>Start giving out presents.
>Cat jumps into bag and starts ripping through stuff
>Hot and sweaty as fuck I go through three huge bags of stuff
>Finally find one that's "To Santa".
>I say goodbye to everyone and drive home
>Present was chocolate and twenty bucks
Might do it again some other year.