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>I don't drink alcohol
>I'm too smart for most people
>80/20 rule
>Women are scum; why don't I have a gf?
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>pcmasterrace
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I don't think anyone actually says those things unironically.
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>uses "edgy" to describe any opinion that isn't regurgitated from a mainstream news outlet
>raves about minecraft/undertale
>plays MOBAs
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>>25218418
There are unironic threads based on each of these at least once every 3 days. The women are scum one and the 80/20 rule are here at least 5 times daily.
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>>25218418
>I'm too smart for most people
People say this unironically, particularly at college.

>80/20 rule
People say this unironically as well, and it's actually got some truth to it.

>I don't drink alcohol
Of course people actually say this.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Literal autists actually say this.
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>>25218346
how do people even get that fat?
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>>25218418
I don't drink alcohol though. I don't see what's bad about that.
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What's the 80/20 rule?
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>>25218468
Krill (a family of small, shrimplike crustaceans) and copepods are major components of a right whale's diet. Rorquals generally eat larger prey than do right whales. Depending on species, they eat a variety small crustaceans, squids, and small schooling fishes.
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>>25218483
80% of woman fuck 20% of men.
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>>25218483
Basically people (read: robots) complaining that 80% of women want the top 20% of men. All while being the bottom 5% of men, wanting the top 20% of women themselves and seeing no irony whatsoever.

It's bunk anyway. All the "proof" they rave about is "infographics" made in MS Paint.
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>>25218418
the only one of those that is actually autismo is "I'm too smart for most people".

The rest are just memes, and some people just don't like alcohol so idk why that's a problem.
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>>25218512
Nah the jealousy comes from the unfair fact that women tend to date up while man don't have that much of choice and we tend to date down.
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The 80/20 rule is something you can apply many lot of situations though.

It's pretty applicable to women wanting chad too.
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>>25218540
If you've ever gone to a bar with someone who "doesn't drink alcohol" (read: is a complete autist), you'll understand why.
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>>25218346
>is proud about doing literally nothing with their lives
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>>25218346
80/20 pretty much applies for the most part.
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>>25218560
>Robots never shut up about wanting a virgin
>muh evolutionary advantage
>Random girl dates up
>FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEE SO UNFAIR

Sometimes I wonder just how low r9k's sense of irony is.
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>>25218512
>/r9k/ is just one person

And opinion discarded
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>>25218512
Nah. The proof came from a for realzy study looking at tinder. It's true where tinder is concerned, debatable how that extrapolates to other parts of life. Don't have the info saved, maybe another anon has it?
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>>25218571
I dunno, I know a lot of people who don't drink and enjoy going out. I agree there are a fair share of autists who do this, but they're usually the ones who won't shut up about how they don't drink.
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>>25218478
Nothing is inherently bad about not drinking it. It's better for your health and finances.

There's a difference between not drinking and being autistic about it
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>>25218571
Then don't go to a bar, a place where you're expected to drink alcohol, with someone who doesn't drink alcohol, maybe?
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>>25218603
I am arguing that its unfair, not that the rule is bad.
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>>25218571
What do they do specifically that's weird?

I don't drink either and I'd like to avoid being retarded about it. I try to just not bring it up, drink coke and just chat/hang out like everyone else is...
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>>25218632
That's OK, then. It's only bad if you bring up how horrible drinking is at a bar, for example
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>>25218628
>mfw I order a $1 pint of soda and get free refills all night
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>>25218605
>Implying r9k doesn't act like a hivemind

>>25218628
>>25218632
I can't help it when the autistic sods come as part of group and sit there being a downer with their coke all night because they don't understand fun.
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>>25218346

It's retarded but it's just non-mainstream retardation, no way it's worse than

> I'm a geek, I've seen the new SW movie
> Europe has a cancer, Islamism is the answer
> Everyone is getting what he wants in life
> Think about the kid in Africa
> Vidya games cause school shootings
> No, really, guns don't kill people, vidya games do

We're all retarted on one subject or another, get over it.
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>>25218701
It's way worse.
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>80/20 rule
! ???
what ?
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>>25218483
Something that absolutely triggers faggots and roasties
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>>25218512
Brave warrior for women's justice of the year. You'd make a great boyfriend!
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>>25218988

This is the Pareto Principle, it basically says that 20% of italian people possesses 80% of Italia.

People renamed it the 20/80 rule and decided that it applied to everything because it's some cosmic shit:
> 20% of efforts are producing 80% of the result
> 20% of men are dating 80% of women
> 20% of robots are making 80% of the posts
Etc.

Yet there's some weird truth to it.

I work for a big company and checked their stock for Great Justice: near 80% of the inbound/outbound of the stock was made by only 20% of their products.
It was as if an occult hand led their stock to be like that.
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>>25218346
what is 80/20 rule?
what does REEEEEEEEEEEEEE mean?
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>>25218614
If you have friends that love to drink and constantly push it on you, there's no way to not be autistic about it.

And I don't even abstain for autistic reasons. I lost a shit ton of weight and don't want to gain it back. People bug me to drink a beer worth over 300 calories after I've already hit my daily caloric limit
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