>turned 19 in 2010
>promised myself that'd I'd be in a loving relationship before 2020
>tfw it's almost 2016 and I'm still a virgin
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
So I guess 2016 is gonna be a big year champ?
>>25217122
Love is just one way your body gets itself high in order to ensure survival of the species.
Masturbate and get a dog. It has many advantages over a real partner:
> can deal with your shit
> actually loyal
> will live longer than most relationships, and much longer than most relationships are happy
love is a chemical in the brain designed to force you to find a mate to continue your species. Sad but true
>>25217122
I remember making these promises as well. First when I was 16, then at 22 or so, then at 27. Now I'm over 30 and nothing has ever happened to me but I'm still too much of a pussy to end it properly.
>>25217122
Much can happen in 4 years. I believe in you anon
>>25217194
>>25217194
What have you done about it? How many girls have you came on to in the past six months? How many girls did you add on facebook? How many times did you initiate eye contact with women outside?
yeah and I promised I'd lose my virginity before I turned 18 or I'd kill myself. Now I'm a 24 year old friendless virgin.
>>25217224
Then why didn't much happen in nearly six years?
>>25217252
"Oaths" made before 21 don't really count
>>25217122
>loving relationship
>still a virgin
The two aren't the same thing. You don't have to have a loving relationship to lose your virginity, and vice versa.
You never know what life will throw at you.
Might just stay on 4chan all year.
You might fall in love.
>>25217122
are you me? except I didn't set a definite time frame for it, and I made the promise to myself in '04 when I was 13 (I think)
regardless, it's clearly not fucking happening
>>25218136
WOW
ALIENS MIGHT EXIST OR THEY MIGHT NOW
WHO SPERGING KNEW?
>>25217122
>Turned 25 in 2015
>Promised my self that i'd kill myself before reaching 20.
Women can't love, so unless you're a faggot you're out of luck.
>turned 19 in 2001
>promised myself that I'd be in a loving relationship, have a great career and be in great physical shape before 2003
>tfw its almost 2016 and I'm an unemployed lanklet still living with my mom and lonely as fuck
It will never get better OP. Stop deluding yourself. Some achieve greatness, others content Normaldom. Then there is people like us, born failures condemned to a life of utter frustration and misery
Happy Christmas
>>25217245
>come on to
>eye contact with women outside
>promised I'd kill myself if I was still a hugless virgin after this year
Well it was nice knowing you guys.
>>25219215
This, Girls don't love like Boys.
>>25217122
>he defines his self worth by his ability to get into a relationship
>>25217122
You can still make it. I finished the high school as a kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin and now I'm 2 years into a relationship.
