>Christmas eve
>have to go to cousins house and see all my family again
>I'm going to make a fool out of myself because I'm socially inept
I don't want to go lads but if I don't everyone will think I'm an asshole
What the fuck should I do
>>25216390
Call your mother, sob about your insecurities, explain what this ordeal will do to your psyche, and have her explain why you c a n n o t make it. Have her tell them you're sorry about not being able to come out and that you wish them all the best.
Pretend like you're sick
>>25216390
Go to obligatory family meeting
Conjure up an image of a place you're happy
Animate it
Sit quietly in your happy place
Only bother replying when someone directly interrupts your reverie
>>25216390
>bring gun
>pull out gun when all the youngins open presents
>take your least favorite one hostage
>demand sex from your mom
>say you will shoot then rape the child if she denies and make them watch
>if someone pulls out a phone to call 911 shoot their knee
>when u finish inside mom blow up the building
>praise allah
