Are you a boy or are you a man?
>>25216314
im a guy who doesnt meet up and hang with women
When are you free? I want you to take me out to dinner.
Fixed
>Women defining what "real men" are again
I'm a NEET
>>25216331
>tfw you realize 98% of a woman's life is lived through fantasizing about how to get men to do the things she wants them to do
>tfw men spend their time thinking about becoming men
>tfw women spend theirs trying to define what makes a man a man in a way beneficial to them
Do they have any primary contact with reality, or is everything done by manipulating a penis to do it for them?
>>25216323
ALPHA AS FUCK.
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>>25216360
came to /r9k/ to see if they were all bitter virgins and wow, its true
>>25216331
God yeah, how I hate it.
Bitches don't have an iota femininity left but want "real men" and shit.
Besides:
A real man is first and foremost someone who wouldn't let a female define what a real man is.
>>25216314
The type of guy who talks like the one on the left is always an immature faggot with shit interests, without fail. Would never fuck a guy who used "chill" in that context.
im a cuck
bloxity
the only major mistake the guy on the left made was "haha"
t. kv
>>25216393
>used to always be an uptight faggot
>learned to chill out and go with the flow
>now i cant say chill because apparently it means fuck now
>>25216393
>wanting to be mature
yeah man, you settle into a grey life
Manchild, the best of both worlds.
>>25216360
>Some people have such a diminute personality they need a concept rooted on an arbitrary outcome like being born with a penis to define who they are
If you strive to be a "real men" who are already a brainless piece of shit that cares way too much what others think and will inevitably be manipulated by either women, other "real men" or some company trying to sell you shit like Marlboro's.
>>25216393
Truth. See image
>>25216412
Yea just stop giving a shit it works wonders.
>>25216409
What the fuck is tkv? Did I miss something?
>>25216531
Idk what T stands for, probably to avoid the filter.
But KV means kissless virgin.
>>25216531
t. = regards in Finnish
t. Obama = regards, Obama
t. kv= regards, kissless virgin
I am almost 30 and still feel like I am 16. So yah I guess I am a manchild.
>>25216531
>>25216609
t. Alberto Barbosa/int/ blease go
>>25216314
>Giving males the negative connotation that they are not a "Man" because they don't want to buy you things before they even know you.
TRICKS OF A WHORE!
>>25216609
Who is Alberto Barbosa?
>>25216314
Being a real man means spending your resources on her. Good to see them being moderately honest.
>implying women don't like /ss/ and would do anything to do it legally
>>25216970
His name was rober paulson
>>25216523
Lmao at taking bitches out to restourants
top cuck
>>25216314
>Haha let's do something free
>Hello, let me give you money
>>25217463
>Showing you're not a poorfag
>Bad
>>25216970
a typical name for a Portuguese guy.
>>25217485
>wanting to be beta bucks
>being enough of a faggot that sitting at a table talking to woman about all the inane shit in her life is "exciting" to you
this originates from my conscience
>>25216314
original comment for fuck sakes.
>>25216314
>asking for permission to spend your money on a girl is manly
>taking charge and stating that you and the bitch are going to hang out is infantile
Women.
>>25216314
girls:
>[say nothing and hope he reads your mind and asks you out]
women:
>[say nothing and hope he reads your mind and asks you out]
>>25216331
most stuf like the OP comes from insecure young men who want to post it on their facebook feed to show women that they're a real man. It's like that "boys have swag real men have class" meme that a dozen insecure beta fucks posted on Facebook to show the ladies what classy gents they are.
>>25216442
>best of both worlds.
like combining a pistol with a boat?
>>25216393
So how do you ask men out?
ooohhhh you don't. You expect men to do all of the work then get nit-picky about how they do it. "Let's chill" is still miles ahead of what most women do
>>25216314
>Are you a boy or are you a man
I am what ever the fuck I want to be
>>25216314
Man
>pays $100 on nice meal for m'lady, rewarded with peck on the cheek
Boy
>haha hey bae we should netflix and chill some time ;4)
>gets laid half way through the second episode of breaking bad
Don't ever listen to women
>>25216314
I'm a 36-year-old boy that gets laid. A lot. And most of my money stays in my bank account where it belongs.
>>25218419
>cucked by Jews to hold onto his money and stay away from family
Meanwhile the dudes who taught you this shit have 3-7 kids each and don't need validation on 4chan
>>25216314
There's no difference between my picture and yours, they're both about an arbitrary definition of a "real man".
This is the Matryochka fallacy, you'll do that and you'll go to the gym and you'll cut your hair and be a Nice Guy but it's not enough, go work on your insecurities and if it's not enough, just means something is still wrong about you.
Yet people will tell you to lower your standards, because you have to be a "real man" but she can just be whatever and it's okay.
>>25218506
I have literally no idea what this word salad is trying to convey
>>25218538
>attracted to girls
>somehow think they should change
>not attractive to girls
>no intention of changing
Where is the logic here? It's one thing to work on social skills and improve your odds of meeting someone cool by going out more, it's something else entirely of you were raised on porn and hero stories and think you're a special snowflake that everyone else should cater to despite having no experience at anything. Working out and cutting your hair will help if you want a certain subset of girls, but even greasy needs have sex all the time if they actually want it. The only thing "wrong" in any situation where a dude is lonely is that he's scared of meeting people and anything to help him get over that is okay
>>25218564
Your bank is very pleased with you, and your bosses too.
>>25216387
Now go back to Tumblr, insufferable whore.
Watch and learn kiddos.
i was a man in like the 4th grade
op your pic is stupid
>>25216412
Can't ask a bitch to watch Netflix either without getting smacked.
Then she's all "what you never seen those Netflix and chill pictures on Facebook?".
Then you need to explain you've never had a Facebook account and she looks at you like an alien...
>>25218634
Right. Am I missing something here? I have a job and resources, so I can parlay that into commitment-free sex really easily
>>25219027
It feels awesome on my penis! And then at breakfast I make sex jokes, and then I get more sex, which feels awesome on my penis
>>25216314
>Haha lets chill
tonight is good baby
>When are you free? i want to take you to dinner.
tonight is good baby
why aren't women held accountable for doing both?
>>25218031
Pretty accurate of my life so far
>rejected all of high school
>finishing college in 6 months with good grades
>companies talking to me
>girls from home town hitting me up asking if I can take them out for sushi and shit
Nah
>>25219091
Because it's 2015, women have to be coddled like children as they are the real victims of war and society as a whole :^)
>>25219108
Maybe you're not horrible looking.
>Do maths degree
>Do well in degree
>Girls say hello, hows your day, we should meet, then "Can you help me with this coursework"
>Never meet or talk to me in person
>Cut all communication for last year now
>They all know I have a career in the bag
>Don't think they care as will be succesful anyway
>>25219130
Why are women so transparent?
>>25219182
It's how they have been raised unfortunately. They've been told that men will do anything to get between their legs, courts of law, offices, everything is tailored to help women. They barely try and just skate through life not realising men aren't happy.
Unfortunately for as long as men put women on a pedistal it will never change. It probably never will, single life for me man.
>no posting the real version
>>25218688
>drillers of earth
>>25219130
They like you now, that isn't a bad thing senpai
>>25218688
>mfw my jobs 39.7% male
Feels weird man
> Let's go dinner tomorrow at x pm,
Ftfy
>>25218688
>Meme jobs are all taken by woman
>They're nowhere to be found in real jobs that require hard work
Why am I not surprised
>>25219211
>as long as men and women are humans it won't change
Yeah and why would you want it to change you clown? If you want to live like a woman there's a whole board for you to teach you how
>>25216314
I am a man.
Not a boy. A MAN. I SHAVE.
Men are now waking up to the sexual duality of women.
She'd happily go on a expensive date with a beta who is trying to impress her by acting like a provider and then after a quick peck on the cheek after he drops her off, text Brad Pussyfucker and be getting railed all night while the beta texts his friends about the amazing girl he just met.
>>25217475
This
I wish humans didn't need to reproduce
>>25218300
>implying that is a pistol
Europoor detected.
>>25219374
There are countries and specific areas in other countries where marriage and birth rates have dropped below death rates, it's only going to get worse, some governments have had to adapt campaigns to try and get more children as guys are evolving. Just pray it goes further.
>>25216360
>asked my aister what she thought mature meant last thanksgiving
>mfw she said it means going to work to support her and her kids
>>25218688
>what do you do for a living, Bob?
>I AM A DRILLER OF EARTH
>>25219516
God damn that is metal as fuck.
>>25219498
Don't worry. A sucked is born every minute and some guy will be happy to throw a ring on her busted ass vagina.
They are all grown ass men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZpcZC1mBIk
>>25216314
Considering I've stepped up to the plate to finish what another man left and have helped raised my girlfriends kid i would say I'm a real man by feminists standards.
>>25219496
The cultures that still have kids will just outgrow the rest. Not a modern concept at all, and not a relevant one when those rates are still so close. The "crises" that governments usually address are that birth rates have slowed down to where population growth isn't exponential but is still almost everywhere on the rise. Literally the dumbest thing to be gloomy about when 10 years ago everyone like you was crying about overpopulation
>>25219628
>Considering I've stepped up to the plate to finish what another man left and have helped raised my girlfriends kid
I don't look down on this. Lots of people just like certain people's kids, or figure they're not really interfering much anyway. And furthermore, less people are having kids and staying together, so this is an inevitability of our future. At least you're not one of those fags prattling on about how their genes are superior than another man's by default. No one on this board can say that about themselves honestly.
>>25218688
look at those pervs
>>25216393
You wouldnt fuck the guy on the right either, just used him for a free dinner right?
>>25219628
>>25219670
Being cuckmasters
>>25216387
nobody is even making any attempts at hiding it tbqhwyf
>>25219675
Those guys live the dream
>>25218031
>I need a man who loves my son as well as me
Spot on.
>>25219696
Call me a cuck all you want at least I'm sliding in some sweet milf pussy and helping raise a beautiful child while you fap to cartoons in your moms basement
>>25219917
Both aren't really bad things if you're looking at them objectively. The only difference is that your family can die or leave you tomorrow and meme-master anon has no worldly attatchments.
>>25216387
>if you don't think highly of women you're a virgin
but Anon, some of the biggest "misogynists" are drowning in female attention...the difference is that they have the looks and social skills to be considered hot.
Ironically, in saying that the only way a man can think lowly of women is that he's not fucking any, you're implicitly agreeing that women are only good for sex and that sex is women's only value.
>>25219917
>raising another man's child
>supporting a woman who wouldn't have given you the time of day before Chad pumped and dumped her
Fapping to cartoons in the basement sounds so much better
>>25216314
Neither
>Hey would you like to go for a walk [by the sea / in the wilderness]?
maybe women won't enjoy that, but anything else isn't going to work anyhow. So may as well weed them out.
>>25219675
rolling for Charlie Green
...oh wait
>>25216387
Truth is an illusion, only memes are real.
>>25216314
Imagine if some guy made a post like this about "Girls vs. Women"
Everyone would be jumping down his throat calling him a misogynist
>>25216314
im a boy
no girl is worth me having to fork out my hard earned cash for whatever she supposedly brings to the relationship
CHADS
> hey slut wanna ride me and gag on my cock tonight ?
BETA KEKS
> Hey are you free tonight? I want to take you to a dinner
>>25216314
They fuck the guy on the left if he's hot enough
In the meantime they get free shit from the guy on the right
We know this shit already, even "normies" do, hypergamy is open and flagrant now.
check it out
Buick ad where wife hints that she'll fuck the neighbor because of his fucking Buick
http://www.tvcommercialspots.com/automobile-transport/buick-enclave-looks-like-the-garcias-got-a-new-car-maybe-they-got-a-raise-good-for-him-good-for-her-experience-the-new-buick-buick-buickenclave-enclave-neighbors-car-suv/
Red Robin ad where woman gets free dinner from one guy and leaves to fuck another hotter guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6yBidFh49I
Feminism has been about one thing: optimizing hypergamy and bringing about a fantasy world where women have all the same "power" that men traditionally did (earning power, political power, etc), while still having their traditional feminine privileges (you pay for everything, do everything, be everything for her).
Basically a utopia where they can be supported by their own make-work jobs and by an endless supply beta taxes paid by guys who do actual work and say shit like "When are you free? I want to take you to dinner." while getting fucked and chucked and knocked up by hot alphas and thugs who say "haha lets chill", then complain about how shitty these guys treat them and how all men are pieces of shit and there are no "good" or "real" men anymore, right before jumping on the cock of the nearest asshole player.
There's no point in talking about this further. It will only stop once women are made materially dependent on men again, i.e after a natural disaster or some shit.
Like some guy on Youtube said, "if there were a natural disaster that reset our economy, these liberal arts feminists would be sucking FEMA cock for food and shelter in no time flat" to paraphrase poorly.
I don't let normie mass media dictate my own self-worth or identity, especially when it's spun to get likes and retweets from the worst part of western society.
>>25220846
>conedison
>magic
This image just keeps on delivering. It's so fucking true.
>>25219439
we are so smart for having been awake the whole time. can't trick me fucking sluts
>>25216314
And then they'll talk about how toxic traditional male roles are, and about how masculinity is fragile... at least it's only the stupid normie whores who post this kind of stuff.
>>25216314
Neither, I don't exist according to women it would seem.
>>25216314
>texting girls
>hanging out or dating a whore who tries to push the 'a real man angle'
>hanging out with whores in general
Why, they're objectively worse at literally everyone of your hobbies, even if they tried to get into them they wouldn't have the critical analysis or depth of insight that a man would. Better to just get a hooker, because as op image shows, you always end up paying for it one way or the other.
>>25219675
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
>>25219729
No way dude. At my job, under my manager, there are like 4 guys including me and the rest being females. They are annoying, catty as fuck, and ALWAYS talk shit behind one another back. They even tell me about it when I'm assigned to work with any of them. Sure, it's nice to look at them and even get a whiff of how nice they smell, but my god they are boring as fuck.
>>25216314
I'm a girly trap
>>25219675
I work just over the road from this company
>>25219255
>that webmBLOOOOOOOOOOX
>>25216314
Something inbetween
>When are you free? I want to chill with a you in a pub.
I have always imagined that if I were to wake up one day and suddenly not be an ugly autist I would message women on tinder with something similar to the following "hey
We both know we're here to fuck so when am I picking you up?"
But it is probably autistic because I am autistic and it will never happen.
>theres this cool restaurant [x], lets check it out
then she says, yeah cool! then you meet her there at the door, if theres a spark, you pay, if it stays a friend thing you split or let her pay and youll pay next time or vice versa
this is the way
>>25218688
>2.3% of kindergarten teachers are male
>mfw my kindergarten teacher was a guy
>>25219255
Disgusting webm, I hope whoever that was is dead now. Fucking freaks.
>>25216314
This can literally be titled as chad vs beta
or slutty women vs i need beta man to take care of chad's babies
>>25219498
reeeeeeeee
all women are whores
>>25216442
Is that a Fusil d'Assaut de la Manufacture d'Armes de Saint-Etienne
>>25223620
Nah nigga this is FN F2000
t. /k/
>>25216314
>Fuck off, cunt.
What does that make me?
>inb4 australian
>>25216314
>tfw messaged the Man text to my oneitis after she agreed to a date
>Read Sun, Mar 15, 8:03 PM
>>25216314
switch those around, and it'll be true
>>25216314
Men vs. Cucks
There I fixed the image.
>women expect to be treated like adults when they all act like children to begin with
>>25216970
It's an /int/ meme and has no content here.
>>25219108
Pretty much the same with me
>be turbomanlet
>ignored/rejected thoughout high school and college
>get job, make about $80k/yr
>all the women who rejected me are starting to contact me all of a sudden
>bunch of ugly 30-something coworkers showing interest in me
kek, fuck women
>>25219498
Is she a single mother?
If so. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25219026
that's what happens when you try to hit on tools, anon
>>25219045
Have fun slaving away the next 18 or so years of your life. I hope your wife doesn't cuck you, take your precious little kids, and fuck you over with child support.
>>25222650
why not just fuck them
>>25223946
How tall/short are you?
>>25219498
>pic
Based Japanese Otaku.
>>25216464
This. I had overprotective parents who insulated me from culture until I was in my late teens and it fucked me up bad (hence why I'm here), but one positive side effect was that I didn't give a shit about what a "real man" was supposed to do, or about what other people think about me (beyond it's material effect: e.g. if people believe I'm a murderer, it's materially bad for me in most situations).
>>25224055
5'4, I'm as tall or taller than most of the women I work with though.
>>25219675
>that hierarchy
>>25217485
You can show you're not a poorfag by buying good food for yourself and making the bitch pay for hers. I mean, even in your screenshot, she is delegating you to back-up.
>>25224032
Don't shit where you eat.
>>25224238
this, even if it is tempting you just can't because you will fuck yourself over
>>25216354
How is this even remotely original?
>>25216323
MOAR YOU FUCKING MADE MY NIGHT (In the UK btw)
>>25220312
This
Gadgh
>>25220846
Holy shit that red robin commercial, is shit really this bad now
Guy on the right would be called a virgin creep by any girl >25
Only roasties who have hit the wall want the right guy's text, but if he's Chad, he can literally send a " " and they'll spread their legs in a second.
The right is the used up roastie method of sorting "ugly creeps" from ugly betabux
>>25222903
You should go over and take pics of cleavage
>>25216314
>boys: let's be equals and enjoy each other's company without strings attached
>men: take my money and judge me while I try to appease you
I see
>>25216314
This image isn't wrong though
It's good to take the initiative and tell her what you want
>>25216320
/thread original convent baka desu family
>>25216314
Left is alpha
Right is beta cuck
>>25216323
This as hard as I possibly can.
>>25219675
Everyone got mad at this company because it was a few men looking over a "harem" of women. They got bombarded and the site closed for a few days.
>>25223427
Nah she's still alive. It was a bitch from tumblr who got triggered when /b/ and /pol/ spammed popular tags with gore and fucked up porn.
I'm a man, but I don't base my masculinity on what some roastie bitch thinks.
>>25219026
>normie problems
Jesus what happened to this site?
>>25218688
>fishers only 94% male
fuck, why isn't it higher
in all my years I've never met a female fisherman
I bet it's those "hunters and kindred" we're lumped together with are pulling our percentage down
fuck you hunters you effeminate faggots
get your own category
>>25226593
she deserves to die if she got that upset over something so stupid
>>25216314
Its a shit test, its the other way around.
>>25216387
Not bitter just the truth
>still chasing women
Just accept your fate like I have. I dont give a fuck about women anymore and I feel relieved
>>25216314
Girls vs Women.
>Shit tests.
>Take you as you are.
>>25216387
roastie getting toasty
totallyoriginialbloxxx
>>25216314
Alphas vs betas
>>25216387
I bet your snatch looks like roast beef
>>25216393
>assigning so much importance to an insignificant verb
>believing woman even know what they want.
>they'd take the "bad BOY" or "gentleMAN" depending on whos hotter.
don't even try to argue it. woman are just giddy girls at heart and fall for a cute face and then "that hottie" is her type til they break up and she finds a new guy who becomes "her type"
>>25220091
Underrated
R E K T
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T
>>25216609
>t. = regards in Finnish
Fucking finally, I've been seeing that shit for weeks not knowing where the fuck it came from. "T." is impossible to google for
>>25222527
am i not supposed to text girls?
>>25218688
>Driller of Earth
Metal fucking job title
>>25223335
It's the way to kill the spark, yeah.
I split coffee, unless they are students
