I Googled my name and its full of shit I posted on Yahoo Answers when I was a teenager. It's so fucking embarrassing I am red and sweaty. There's also a link to a website where I was a wanna be music producer and my bio has some pretty gay stuff. I can't remember my login to delete the stuff. I can't imagine anybody I know in real life Googling my name. I want to an hero.
Google your name and make sure you aren't as fucked as me.
Nice try Agent Davidson
>>25213323
I've never used my real name in any online shit. Not a single thing about me comes up when you Google my name.
>>25213323
I'll do op pic related if you tell me name or give me legit specifics.
Who /changing their name/ here?
>>25213323
There's a guy with the same name as me that lives very close to me that tweets cringey shit
tfw people will think that's me if they google me
>>25213390
I've always wanted to. I hate my last name. I just want a normie last name because mine is very German and is very similar to a word for penis.
>>25213323
>Using your real name online for anything other than email and social networking
Dude, I knew better when I was 12.
>>25213417
L3t me guess.
The first thing that came up was my senior photo from High School
I guess just no one else has my name
also what kind of filthy normalfag uses his real name for internet stuff
Here's me.
>>25213323
>tfw 4chan existed during my teen years and so i never had to worry about autismal posting linked to my name
>Instagram account from a few years back when it was all the rage
It's only like 2 gay ass posts because I never used it again
That and a Google Account, but nothing's on that
There used to be a gay normiebook account and a Twitter accounted where I raged about how more people like Mario over Luigi but I've long since gotten rid of those 2
>>25213424
>social networking
Dude, I knew netter when I was 12
>>25213323
If you google my name, a child molester who killed his two kids comes up and then me.
Couple of "celebs" with the same name. One a professional baseball payer and another is an Olympic archer.
>tfw i do archery
>>25213323
>tfw I have the same first and last name as some big time photographer so I'm immune to shit like this
>>25213323
>being in school at 8:36 AM
This actually happens?
Holy shit. Found this shit did about 7 years ago for a school media project. Fucking cringeworthy. I can't even delete it.
>>25213507
those are drawings
the pic was probably taken before the students got inside so the hallway would be empty
i already did ages ago, and there's nothing about me
>common murican name
>tfw anonymity
Although I didn't google myself right now, I know I won't find anything anyway. I was given a super common first name and a moderately common last name. Theres some guy with the same name that is somewhat known artist because hes what pops up. Not me...
Whatever though, I've been careful with my digital footprint and hid myself better than most people.
>>25213323
I'm 33 and never into social media.
Only stuff that pops up when I goggle my name is a far distant cousin who has never heard of me who lives 3000 miles away in a different country.
Feels kinda good being (nearly) truly anonymous.
My real name is covered up pretty good however, I can google some very old usernames and find a good amount of cringe
>>25213323
Change your name, faggot.
>>25213507
Middle School for me began at 8
I have been careful and have nothing at my name.
What about your pseudo ?
I often use the same and... fug.
>>25213563
>frogabuse
I chuckled
>>25213527
>light yellow text against a white background
>>25213430
It's probably like Schlange or something.
>>25213563
>frogabuse
>>25213507
School began at 7:30 where I lived (Wisconsin)
>>25213323
went to jail as a 19 year old for cp so i had no choice but to change my name.
>mfw clean google search
>>25213701
What was it like being the most hated person in prison?
>>25213323
He's so fucking bloated, aiming that kalashnikov like a pleb.
I couldn't help taunting a gunman if he looked as bad as this fattboi. I just imagine throwing a thick book at him and watching him fumble with the rifle as it clatters to the ground. And make him miss his shots.
And then he clambers around with the mag with his fat clumsy fingers trying to reload, I wouldn't even be mad if I got killed. lord I kek.
>>25213729
Been to jail. Literally nobody knows what you're in for unless you talk about it. It's illegal for guards to disclose any information about one inmate to another. Stop watching movies.
>>25213323
When I was a kid (young teenager, like 12 or 13), I used a nickname that some people knew about as a user ID on a forum. It was a pretty specific, unique nickname, so there aren't any duplicates on the internet. I'm pretty sure I said some really embarrassing stuff, but there's no way to delete these posts now.
Honestly, I don't know what I was thinking when I used that pseudonym for the account.
>>25213749
Except guards rat out pedos cause they hate fucks like you.
You got raped.
>>25213782
Did you tie yourself to that nickname later in life though? Because if not, just ignore it.
Never used my real name for anything, and it's such a generic name that I probably wouldn't be on the first page of results anyway.
>>25213782
>tfw had account on a gaming forum all through my teenage years
>almost 20K posts
>met most of my gaming friends on the forum
>got perma banned for calling the admin a faggot on MSN
It's been almost 5 years and he still won't unban me. Don't really care though cause of the cool guys left. Now the forum is nothing but 13 year old Ahmeds and Pajeets asking for hacks to FPS games.
>>25213813
I'm not that guy. I pulled 90 days for not paying child support. And they do not. Stop watching movies man.
> tfw unique name
My mug comes up, which I'm totally shit-faced in. And my old fb which makes me look like a loner. Fuck me up senpai.
>>25213849
lmao, this is why you never get married.
At least you can serve as a warning to others, cu-ck.
I was too poor for Internet growing up and our library had a 10 dollar an hour fee for their computers. Needless to say I had no time for forums and normie book wasn't a thing back then.
>>25214091
>10 dollar an hour fee for their computers
What the fuck kind of shitty ass library is that? e-cafes cost like 2 dollars an hour.
>>25213701
Thad, that you buddy?
3 results. 2 from back in Highschool I got an award for computer animation, 1 from some zombie game called Urbandead that I played once and never touched again.
I use a fake last name.
>>25214112
I grew up in a third world country. It was pay 10 dollars or go without. I only used it my senior year when I got too lazy to read reference books and also wanted to find info about Universities.
>>25213323
I share my name with some German pop star, so any of my old embarrassing shit gets buried in google searches. Feels good
>Google my name often to make sure I never fucked up
>do it again today
>found the twitter of my father
>he wrote my twitter account with 0 posts(no idea how he found my online name maybe my brother told him)
>used my irl name
>talks abouthow much he misses me
What the fuck
If someone searches for my internet name they could now find my real one
>>25214196
>I grew up in a third world country
Go back to your country, shitskin.
>>25214265
>thinking whiteys can't have third world countries
>>25213323
you guys should check if you show up on here.
https://www.instantcheckmate.com/
i think its usa only though
god this is so embarrassing...
Google old username and I'm crying.
It's mostly old games like zwinky and habo that I used to play.
WHY DID I DO IT
>>25213323
Are you me?? I'm in the exact same situation, I mentioned my real name on yahoo answers and theres some seriously cringeworthy shit on my profile. I found out like 5 years ago and haven't had the courage to google my name since.
Just kill me senpai.
>>25213323
>google name
>first page results include me fapping on cam, racist essays, and cringeworthy shit i wrote as a teen
Yeah I'm never getting hired.
Wtf, just googled my name and found out in High School I was named a State Scholar. Wtf, Im a NEET now, but I'm on this list with all asian kids. Weird
>tfw have an incredibly common first name and surname
Feels good. Unless people manage to figure out my online handle from when I was 12 I'm safe.
It's nice knowing I'm not the only one who worries about this shit
>>25213323
My name is the same as our minister of agriculture, you won't find shit about me.
The only thing I found that was mine was my linked in account since I'm not a dipshit that uses his real name for non irl shit on the Internet
>>25213323
Sorry dude, I don't know these feels. When I google my name every hit for pages is a guy with the same name, who I'm actually related to, who did something with his life. Unlike me.
I've found out that a guy created a Youtube channel with my fucking name.
Reported it for identity theft. Thanks for remembering me to check that shit once in a while OP.
>>25213323
My Facebook
My (totally fucked and out of date) LinkedIn
Me mentioned in news reports (I was a person of minor importance for a while)
The worst part is my name is ridiculously unique. The only other person here with my name is some Korean war vet.
>>25213390
Osama here. You don't know true suffering. Changing it asap.
>>25215666
Soo-ah?
Ching chang?
Lei awn?
>You were a teenager just before facebook, non-potato cameraphones and dating apps
Thank god lads, can you imagine how shitty youth is for people born in 2000?
>tfw squeaky clean because other people have my name
>>25215715
I used to put my head in the fax machine for MySpace pictures
Kids now won't even know that feel...
>>25215708
Koreans don't call the Korean War the Korean WarThey call it the American War
Also Korea has the least variance in last names of Any country on earth.
Anyway: Interesting. I just borrowed a housemate's computers and typed my name in on theirs. Google tailors results you know. Anyway on THEIR'S Google autocorrected my name to that of a rock and roll star (whose stage name is very different) and I am immensely relieved.
>>25213323
>"Noah Law"
feeling pretty good- there's like 13 people with my name on facebook too
>>25213390
>tfw uncommon first name
>tfw Polish last name
>tfw the two of these combined means I'm the only person in the universe with my full name
>tfw I'm the only person with my name who shows up when googled
I gotta tread carefully when it comes to my name and the Internet.
non whatsoever
feels good mang
>>25215950
>d
What is happening there.
>am literally the only person in the world with my name
Fortunately I'm an oldfag so I was a spergy aspie teenager only on local BBSes. I hateo think of what I would have posted on my FB if it had been around back then.
>>25213323
>tfw found out my future crush googled my name by googling my and her names (I googled random people that popped to my head a good 6 years ago)
>tfw I didn't do anything with literally brightest greenlight ever
Loving every laugh, good thing I didn't do anything about it. I would never date anybody, especially a SJW.
>>25216277
How on earth could you find that out? Anon you are delusional
I have successfully gotten rid of all traces of my real identity on the interwebs and I am proud of it
>>25213527
>literally in another league
>>25213323
>even when I was a kid I used pseudonyms online
It's you're own fault for being thick as two short planks.
I share a name with a relatively well known person who disappeared, so he's most of the search hits I get. Nothing on there about me. Feels pretty good.
>only thing that comes up when I search my old username is yaoi
thank god
My name is Mark Carpenter
>tfw my name is so generic I can openly state it on 4chan and still no one will ever know who I am
Feels good man
>allpoetry account with suicide-inducing cringe on it
>it's under a username but has identifying information on the page
no one can ever know
>>25215861
Law? My second name aswell.
Nothing from my name
Type in my name and town all you get are some newspaper articles from when I used to run the local 10k and some art competition in high school that I took photographs at
I don't understand these people that leave an online trail but then I grew up when you'd be considered a nutjob to put your personal info online
>>25213323
>Googled my name
you know even as a little kid I was aware that one should always post what they posted online with a pseudonym
if you type in my name into google about twenty images down you'll find a picture of me at eight years old holding a frozen turkey after winning it in a swim competition
i was a real fat kid (now really buff) and whenever someone googles my i always jokingly deny that being me, and they always can never tell if I'm being serious and they usually start crying
>>25213411
I had a white trash doppelganger that lived in the same town I did, and would commit the usual white trash shenanigans (DUI, domestic disputes). Several times I had workmates asking me what was going on. I wish he'd hurry up and kill himself in a meth lab explosion.
>>25213323
> tfw same name as an English soccer player
>googled my name
>This appears
Nice way to start my day
my name is John Smith. try to catch me anons
>google name
>some twitter account comes up that i didn't make
i think i know who did this but i don't really mind because it doesn't really contain anything i should be worried about and the rest of the results don't seem to be relevant so im good
>>25213701
Were your shoes too tight?
That's how the guards light up chomos, give them shoes two sizes too small.
Luckily I'm pretty good at covering my tracks online. If I google my name and my town absolutely nothing about me shows up. My friends used to be real faggots and there are some things you can search that brings up embarrassing shit about me.
Stuff like my personal website, my linkedin account, papers I published, and a couple of other things show up.
Who uses real names online rather than facebook normies? There was bo facebook when i was kid making stupid shit online.
>>25213323
When I google my name, all I get is some black jazz artist with my exact name.
>>25216978
uncommon name fag here
pretty jelly desu
All you see for me are comics I drew throughout high school and college. A lot of them went viral on 4chan and then later on reddit (I didn't post them there) and none of them are that bad or cringeworthy so I'm not too concerned. However, I'm the only person in the whole world with my name (pretty sure about that, never met anyone I wasn't related to with my last name) so everything you find when googling my name will be referring to me specifically.
>my linkedin
>my facebook
>my twitter
>a website I made
>a resume for someone else with my name
>a website made by the same person who appears to be a high functioning autistic 10th grader
>old forum accounts with the same video game usernames my class mates knew
>tfw you have the same name as a famous person
feels pretty good
>>25213359
feels good. literally NOTHING comes up
I'm a ghost online. Never followed Facebook or other social media. Type my name and nothing really shows up.
>>25214246
Parents are a liability to your identity when it comes to social media. Make sure you contact your parents and tell them to not fucking post you on their faggot shit.
>>25213701
>>25213749
So how did you get caught?
I'm as fucked as you. I'm starting to think about calling youtube too get all of my videos removed.
I had a boss tell me once that before he had hired me, he had Googled my name
> instant panic
> but he hired me, I thought
> get home and run to Google
> find nothing too bad, but one silly conversation that someone ELSE had quoted with my full name in it saying campy gay stuff, luckily about 5 pages in
The Internet Never Forgets
USE ALIASES
One way to do damage control is post all over the place, very generic, inoffensive shit on sites you think will get high Google marks, pushing them to the top. Someone Googling you probably won't go more than a few pages in unless they are a real stalker.
>>25219139
>he had Googled my name
Do they actually fucking do that? I remember someone telling me some places won't even hire you if you don't have a facebook.
I used different names and throw away emails for almost every site I joined after 2006. It was almost basic logic to not leave a trail to your real identity.
Too bad I'm a neet and my efforts to have zero online presence hasn't mattered anyway.
feels good being the John Smith equivalent in my country
besides that, I never used by real name online
>even if you find motivation and become a programmer / app writer / game dev / music writer, you cannot capitalize on your hobby without giving up your name and revealing your dumbass internet history
>soon cannot get a job at all without a social media presence
looks like a life on welfare
The lead singer of Korn is too popular for me to show up in any of the results.
And funny enough, I don't like Korn at all
>>25219086
It was part of his plan.
If you Google my name my father comes up because I'm a bean who has the same name as him. He had raped someone in Florida
>tfw people think I'm my dad
>>25213527
Lol you gay bro
>you have such a common name it wouldn't even matter if you used your real one
>>25218167
>I wish he'd hurry up and kill himself in a meth lab explosion
>tfw first result is an article about a terrorist
what did i do to deserve this
Hi Mohammed :)
>>25213359
you must be some elite haxor that the FBI can't even track. well done.
>Share my name with a famous french musician.
>All the links are for him.
Thank fucking god.
>My autistic username links me to a zombie rp forum, Milla Jovovich fansite and wrestling rp site.
Oh fuck.
>>25213323
There are probably hundreds of people with your first and last name, OP. Last time I Googled my name, I found out I was an astronaut.
I've googled my name before and only like 5 links pop up, I'm the only one with my name
I have an uncommon first name and an uncommon last name, googling it only turns up actual stuff about me, and none of it is particularly embarrassing. (It's a combination of a few news articles I've been interviewed for, some photography I've done, and autocross/track day time sheets.)
When I google the pseudonym I use everywhere, though (it's the more common short version of my first name and a relatively common last name), I get a gay porn actor, a low-tier regional pro wrestler, and some stupid kids' cartoon from a few years ago that only lasted a few episodes.
I systematically purged 99% of the content I put on the web over the course of about a year. It was hard fucking work. I had to hunt down every near defunct forum I haunted using old usernames and emails, in the end the only thing that pops up when you search my name is my Facebook.
I share my name with a baseball player born the same year as me. Feels good man, my internet forum history is obscured by him
>>25213390
i'm changing my middle name to my first name because my current first name is so common and shitty
>>25213323
Just did it. Found nothing on me. I'm very careful with what can be traced back to me. Shit, I found my uncle (works for a newspaper so obviously his pic and name are going to me online) before I found anything reasonably related to me.
I googled my name and a picture of my friend showed up. Uhh?
The only things tied to my real name are my great-grandparents' obituaries, where I am listed as their surviving family, which I can't do anything about
Barring that, I'm undetectable, unless you know my old usernames and aliases
>>25213323
A famous singer and a gay pornstar share my name, I think I'm safe.
>only other people with my name a college and pro sports athletes
Worked out ok.
>>25213359
What comes up for me is a bunch of professional shit I did. I was heavily into usenet in the 90s and posted a lot of shit on some raunchy boards like alt.tasteless when I was an edgy teenager, but shortly before dejanews got sold to Altavista and then Google, they opened up a way for you to permanently delete anything attached to your real name, and I wiped it all clean as a baby.
>>25216407
By her signing a petition that had my full name's doppleganger included on it. I even have kindergarten photos of her looking at me more than anything ever. Wish she didn't grow into tumblrita but I'm not allowed to eat my cake I guess.
My name is unique in the entire world.
