>tfw you tulpa cheats on you
>tfw your tulpa says she wants a polyamorous relationship or shes leaving your mind
kek, sounds a lot like the ending for Her.
What a bitch, I told you you should have made a virgin tulpa, but you wouldn't listen. Dump her ass and try again, right this time.
Mental immolation is a very sound way of destroying your impudent tulpas with impunity.
Thank your lucky stars you don't have a hypersexual tulpa. All it wants is sex 24/7. Now my dick hurts.
>Step away from the bong
I'm really curious about this tulpa thing and kind of want to try it.
>>25213431
>Mfw this actually happened to me
>Mfw she fucking left me because I didn't give it to her enough
>Mfw I'm alone again
>>25213489
SURE,
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OP here, she was my true love. What the fuck!?
My mind specially crafted her pussy for my dick only, how can she leave me. I made her.
>>25213614
Even in our own fucking mind, women are still unfaithful BITCHES!
You guys are all joking right?
>>25213679
I wish that I was.
Don't do it anon, it ain't worth it.
>>25213578
pump and dump that sexy tulpa and make another one.
>>25213679
no why would we jokae about this?
How the fucking fuck do you guys even do this? First off, the idea of actually creating an imaginary friend and having a relationship with it is beyond me. Secondly, how the hell does it cheat on you if you if it's supposed to be with you 24/7?
>>25213489
Go for it.
The #1 rule is : never talk about your tulpa to real life people. That's it now go for it
>>25213843
Tulpas are pieces of your mind not controlled by you.
>>25213843
I created 2 tulpas and they fell in love with each other. Thats how my sex tulpa cheated on me.
>>25213810
I can't pump and dump her because she pumped and dumped ME.
I'm just making a bro type tulpa.
Hopefully he doesn't turn out to be a faggot who wants to fuck my asshole.
>>25213431
>Now my dick hurts
Just stop masturbating then. You can't seriously be implying you've been having sex with your imaginary friend right?
The fuck is wrong with you people?
>want tulpa gf
>don't want self-induced schizophrenia
is there any safe way to do this?
>>25213893
I'm a very lonely man.
>>25213887
If your tulpa bro tries to rape you make it a sex tulpa slave.
>>25213942
>Tulpa gf
>No self induced schizophrenia
Pick one.
>>25213942
No man has lead a great life by taking the "safe" route.
What a cuckold you are
>>25213962
I don't think it will be that easy though.
should i make a furry loli tulpa?
>>25213075
>>25213578
>Literally getting chucked by your own mind
Seriously just off yourselves. I'm so serious.
>>25213991
>>25213963
Seriously, can anyone with a tulpa who isn't roleplaying tell me if this shit fucks your mind up?
>>25213942
It's not schyzophrenia because you don't see hallucinations, you create them, you control them.
>>25213075
MerryKEKmas, OP! :^)
>>25214098
I made one and I didn't really change for the worse.
Just don't do dumb shit that goes against the guide and you'll be fine.
>>25213893
I have sex with my tulpa using one of those "20+ pounds of pussy and ass" things
>>25214098
I honestly can't say. My mind is pretty fucked up, but I'm pretty sure that I was heading in this direction either way, especially thanks to psychedelics. If anything, it's what allowed me to actually be able to make a tulpa while so many other people seem to just be roleplaying.
>>25214160
but does your tulpa actually have a mind of her own? talking to you without you controlling her in the slightest. Like her randomly saying something to you?
>>25214179
Yep, she's fully autonomous on a conscious level. Like I said, I was probably already going crazy to begin with, though.
>>25214210
What happens if your tulpa starts bothering you at work or something? Or you guys have a fight in your mind in public
How does Tulsa sea even work
Literally how
>>25214001
NO! Don't laugh at me normalfaggot!
My beautiful, loving tulpa left me on the night before Christmas! I already imagined the perfect presents for her which I'm going to have to mentally burn now, along with her whore self
>>25214234
Back when I had a job, I liked talking to her at work to keep my mind off the monotonous bullshit. We communicate by basically reading each other's thoughts so it's not like I'm talking out loud to her.
We've never really had a "fight" like couples do. Neither of us can keep secrets from each other, so there's never been anything to fight about. Being this close to someone is surreal, like no relationship you could ever have with another human.
>>25214314
Haven't figured out how it works, the mechanism doesn't really matter to me. It's probably either magic or schizophrenia, if you want an answer, though.
>>25214354
If you can't controll your tulpa you deserve to be cheated on. Mines is better than yours haah
Tulpas better not just be a meme.
>>25214392
you don't even have a tulpa
>>25214453
Im not the guy you were replying to. I have 5 sex tulpas btw
>>25214485
whats your sex method?
>>25214493
Not that anon but mine just pinned me down and rode my dick.
>>25214523
you mean you jacked yourself off
>>25214493
choking them till they pass out and fucking 'em.
>>25214537
nah bro, tulpa sex is like having sex with a real, sexy female ghost. She really fucks you. Your tulpa technique isn't strong enough.
ayy you guys can't be serious
>>25214154
H-how good is the butthole on those things?
I have an anal kink but my gf can't take it.
>>25214609
If I can't get a gf, I create one.
Don't you roleplaying faggots have a general on /trash/?
>making a sexual tulpa
That's where you fucked up. My tulpa is called Sammy the Surfer, he's a cartoonish represntation of the sun with sunglasses that surfs. And he's a complete bro.
>>25214062
sound's like you already made your mind up
>>25214961
haha hey, dude! hang eight!
kowabungaaaaaaaa.....
anybody serious here? how the fuck u have sex with something that doesnt exist in material form? like literally how? do u jerk urself and imagine her or wat? i mean i believe in metaphysical stuff ghosts n all , but i dont understand the physical contact thing?
>Giving yourself a mental condition so you can have a relationship
Why fann
>>25215173
Thats it man. He's the fucking best.
>>25215273
>implying we didn't have mental conditions in the first place
>implying willingly being in a relationship with a human female isn't some sort of mental condition
>>25215273
Lmao, I'm gonna do it for the memory recall.
Not my fault if someone falls in love with me.
>>25213108
You mean the happy ending where he gets a QT 3D gf?
>>25213869
>not controlled by you.
We're reaching levels of autism previously unheard of in the realm of men
>>25213075
lel but the tulpa is only in your mind, she is just a virtual construct you created in you mind.
you a either trolling or she manifested some of your fears or a disgusting fetish of you.
