where can I watch this piece of shit movie online? I've already been spoiled on what happens:kylo ren is han solo's son, han solo gets stabbed by kylo. the twist is that THERES AN EVEN BIGGER DEATH STAR
im not paying money for this shit movie, and i dont feel like pirating/torrenting. are there any streaming sites?
>>25212741
If you thought the original trilogy was a flawless masterpiece then of course you would think it's shit. Go away /tv/
>>25212800
where in the thread has anyone said the original trilogy was a flawless masterpiece?
get off your smug high-horse, nigger-faggot.
>>25212741
It's not worth watching. You thought Phantom Menace sucked? You're ain't seen nothing.
>>25212741
I saw it yesterday and I actually really liked it. It's not like the other star wars movies but you're a dumbass if you expected that. You should try to see it in theatres, it's fast paced and worth the cash to see on the big screen imo.otherwise good luck sleuthing the web for shit quality bootlegs
>>25212800
The movie had flaws, The girl is nothing but a Mary Sue, and insulting the original trilogy isn't going to make that any less true
>>25212914
>I actually really liked it
Because you're a tasteless pleb.
>>25212741
I know a site where you can get a shitty phone recorded version. That's about all that's out there though
>>25212741
Just pay the 15 bucks you fucking jew
>>25212915
People keep calling her a Mary Sue. Whose Mary Sue is it though? JJ's? I don't understand.
Theres a shitty cam on Kickass Torrents... but I mean, the visuals are good enough to justify seeing in in theaters, idc if its mostly for normies, I still liked it.
>>25212878
Phantom Menace was better, do you know why? Because at least we got to see MORE of the Star Wars universe. We got to see how it was ran (Crouscant, The Republic, The Senate) what the Jedi's were actually for with the Order and how it worked, and even what people did for fun -- pod racing.
At least the Naboo star fighter was new. At least droid armies were new. At least Jar Jar Binks' came from an interesting place we've never seen before.
Episode VII was just rehased Episode VI with the same places and the names changed. Jakku looked exactly like Tatoonie, I mean for fucks sake if they wanted it to be a different planet that was still a desert they should of film in some place like the Southwest of Australia.
At least Phantom Menace was freshed. This movie felt like warmed up original trilogy left overs.
If you
>Post in this thread (excepting my post for obvious reasons)
>See the movie before it hits Bluray and Bluray rips are available for free download
>Talk about it, whether saying it's good or bad
>Respect "not spoiling" others
You're helping the Jews who made this film.
OP is very likely a paid social-media promoter.
>>25213105
>Episode VII was just rehased Episode VI with the same places and the names changed
yeah, I saw it this morning, enjoyed it desu, but I kept thinking the same thing. I
>We got to see how it was ran (Crouscant, The Republic, The Senate)
People didn't want that from a star wars movie, they want action, not C-SPAN
>>25213141
Yes, yes, space lizard conspiracy, thanks /pol/, valuable input as always.
>>25212741
It is online, but it's all shitty cam versions. Just wait it out, won't be long.
>>25213141
OP here. I believe in shilling and everything, but you're fucking nuts
>>25213150
>People didn't want that from a star wars movie, they want action, not C-SPAN
This is fake right?
https://kat.cr/star-wars-return-of-the-jedi-theatrical-cut-720p-mhd-xvid-mp3-audio-dailyflix-avi-t11803869.html#main
>>25213234
>Its return of the jedi
How did i fuck up this bad
>>25213194
https://kat.cr/star-wars-the-force-awakens-2015-hd-cam-xvid-hqmic-ac3-cpg-avi-t11788895.html
Here you go if you just want to watch it regardless of the quality. Better ones will be out before too long but its something.
>>25213141
Literally a thread about pirating their shit and not paying them for it. Ok /pol/ we know you're edgy, go home now
>>25212741
That last one isn't a twist OP. It's literally on the poster for the film.
well you can't pirate it until the dvd release
at best you'll get some indian's cam footage in a theater
The movie is a fucking comedy and didn't feel like it was star wars at all
>The new "emperor" is just an old faggot that doesn't look like he's controlling anyone
>Kylo ren gets shit on by his generals
>Kylo ren could easily kill both the nigger, chewbacca and the girl
>he instead goes for a lightsaber fight
>trained since his childhood and jedi reflexes
>loses to a fucking thief
>the new deathstar or whatever has the ability to destroy anything in sight
>has millions of air fighters and weapons on the deathstar
>can't defend itself from 24 shitty rebel planes
The movie looks good, the story is poorly writeen.
>>25213482
>the story is poorly written.
Par for the course from George Jewcas.
>>25213500
Except George didn't write it
>>25212741
The real twist isNO LINES LUKE
I don`t even care about the "propaganda" or whatever.
This shit was a blatant cash grab so obvious it hurts my fucking soul, and everybody fucking bought into it.
Enjoy your Star Wars themed burgers and oil filters for the next ~30 years.
Star Wars confirmed for the movie version of the Simpsons, with customers like these the Jews won`t lose.
>>25213595
>This shit was a blatant cash grab
>Enjoy your Star Wars themed burgers and oil filters for the next ~30 years.
I take it you weren't around for the first ones
>>25213699
here's the picture I wanted to show you
>>25213731
>Oh dear... could I trouble master for a bowl of delicious cereal?
>Quiet R2!
>>25213699
The first one was a fluke, nobody expected it.
Now they demand 1billion+ dollarydoos per movie and another 2 for the merchandise.
Enjoy 15-20 more movies.
If you thought the prequels ruined the series just you fucking wait for "Episode XVII: Bubbuh Fott the, Vengeance of Count Dooku`s ghost"
>>25213150
>People didn't want that from a star wars movie, they want action, not C-SPAN
You can have both. I wasn't talking about the straight political stuff, just that we saw it happen. It gave us a bigger picture.
What did we get this time? "The Republic" city planet was wiped out before we even knew what it was. Soo... is the First Order like a terrorist group or do they actually control parts of the galaxy or what?
Without explaining that it just feels empty. It doesn't take more than a few lines of well placed dialogue to do that either.
It was a huge unanswered question from the original movies. We saw the Republic die and the Empire rise up. We saw the Empire die. So... what came next?
>LOL WHO CARES PEW PEW BANG BANG RUN RUN RUN BLACK PEOPLE! -- JJ Abrams.
I liked TFA. And at least we got TCW out of the prequels.
>>25213595
>>25213731
It's not that it's a cash grab it's a really shitty cash grab. Like no soul in it. And released around Christmas. I just went Christmas shopping for my niece and nephew and every single store was full of EMPTY Star Wars displays.
It hit me that that's why they released it now, instead of the summer. It's just one big commercial for shit to buy people for Christmas and every normie and their single mother ate it up.
All the Star Wars movies had their big promotional merch marketing campaigns, sure. but not on this level. Not where they acted like it was a damn religious event. The Second Coming Of Jesus Skywalker.
>he thought Guardians of the Galaxy: The Force Awakens Into Darkness was good
Holy fuck.
>>25213059
You're mixing Mary Sue with self-insert. Here's a quick and dirty definition of a Mary Sue:
>A Mary Sue or, in case of a male, Gary Stu or Marty Stu is an idealized fictional character, a young or low-rank person who saves the day through extraordinary abilities.
There are several instances, like her knowing more about the Falcon than Han, or how Han wants to fly with her, or how everyone just loves her when they first meet her, etc. where it's very obvious. She's like movie Hermoine in that she has no inherent flaws, and is honestly OP. She's a mechanic, duelist, and an ace shot? What CAN'T she do?
>>25215396
Don't forget she can use the force instantly.
>>25215396
>What CAN'T she do?
Resist BBC
>>25213482
>both of these three characters
Dont know why I found that so funny.
>>25216752
what are you talking about
oriiiiiiginal comment time!
>>25216484
But he ded doe
There are watchable cam rips up.
Should I take the plunge or wait to watch it in January with the family?
i gave the new trilogy a chance in theatres with this movie. spent money, etc
never again im afraid.
People consider THIS attractive.
Just fuck my shit up, familia.
>>25218123
just watch it, fuck em
also link to the rip youre talking about
>>25218174
everyone is shitting on his looks last I heard, where do you get your info?
>>25218174
he looks like a fucking mule
>>25218177https://kat(dot)cr/star-wars-the-force-awakens-2015-hd-cam-xvid-hqmic-ac3-cpg-avi-t11788895.html
for you, anon.
>>25218185
http://hollywoodlife.com/2015/12/22/adam-driver-star-wars-mask-sexy-masked-characters/
http://www.buzzfeed.com/sheridanwatson/celebrities-that-you-find-weirdly-hot#.xcaBLq5NBk
Inb4 its just hollyjew shilling.
Fuck this Shit movie. I already know it sucks, I ain't paying for this Jew shill Shit. It's a horrible disgrace to the originals, with a cuck driven plot. Anyone know where I can watch it for free, I desperately want to see it.
>tfw no body sees the flaw in this scenario
cam links at https://www. solarmovie. ph/watch-star-wars-the-force-awakens-2015.html
