When I was 15 I had sex. I have not had sex since. Just now the girl I had sex with came over to my house and seen me reading Ulysses. She was pretty impressed, said she'd only made it 50 pages in herself.
She wants to see me tomorrow... I want to see her but don't want to make a mockery of myself and have sex with the one girl I managed to fuck once literally 7 years later...
What would you do /r9k/? Sex or pride?
>>25212376
why would this hurt your pride exactly?
Go for round 2 man. Its not like you have anything better to do.
>>25212376
what kind of retarded normo bullshit is that?
Just feels embarassing that she'll know I haven't fucked since we last did 7 years ago. Plus knowing that I can't get with anyone elae hurts me.
Have you ever thought that maybe you don't have to tell her?
>>25212376
Make sure she reads the meme trilogy
>>25212376
>mfw /lit/ and /r9k/ tabs open
>mfw I realise this is /r9k/
Good for you OP!
>>25212376
>girls who can read
muh dik
>>25214902
>implying that isn't easier to find than a man who can
Weird fetish to be hornets
>>25214938
This is now a reading girls thread
>>25214938
It means they've been properly educated and more likely properly raised by parents who aren't scummy pieces of shit.Although, posing with a book is dumb whore tier
>>25214938
I've hundreds of these.
Just have sex with her you idiot. She doesn't need to know how pathetic you are.
Plus, if you don't have sex with her you'll just regret it when that 7 becomes an 8
My girlfriendis a spook
She may think you're pathetic but she's the one with your dick in her
