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>be me
>2003
>gets playstation 1
>region mod because why not
>looking on internet for japanese exclusives
>sees pepsiman for only 3 bucks
>fuckyea.gif
>buy up that shit
>arrives 3 days later
>pristine condition
>plop that bitch in
>start to play
>casual play at first
>start to get addicted
>very addicted
>VERY ADDICTED
>social life ruined
>lose contact with reality
>never use computer anymore
>never use phone anymore
>nothing
>but
>PEPSIMAN
>draws pepsi logo in lamb's blood on floor
>light candles
>sell my soul to pepsiman
>do this every night for at least 7 years
>finished game 126 times
>scream out at the top of my lungs for pepsiman to bless me
>suddenly i am showered in a fizzy, sticky waterfall
>tastes like pepsi
>wipes off eyes
>pepsiman emerges from floor
>i break down in cheer and joy
>pepsiman leads me towards his pepsidick
>pepsiman sprays his carbonated pepsemen all over the room
>lick up every last bit
>knocked out
>wake up
>no pepsiman
>note on ground
>one message
>"pepsi for tv-game"

thank you pepsiman