okay robots, I'm a pathetic, ugly, possibly mentally ill, abusive female who's let a robot stick it up her ass so I'm impure too. I have standards:
1) either be such a fucking loser that you can admit it. actually that's it, I don't want someone who's successful, it'll just make me feel like shit
oh and possibly, unless you plan on moving to where I live, accept that we probably won't ever be together in the flesh because I'll never move out to you
someone pls be my bf or at least keep me company idc
>be such a fucking loser that you can admit it
Very few people can actually do this properly.
They can say it out lout but it's just hollow. They never actually believe it.
>>25211230
indeed, I say it all the time but I don't know if I'm serious. It's hard to admit to truly admit that you're a loser and that there's no hope for you. I just want someone who's either as or more negativistic as I am ;_;
>>25211194
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT I LIFTED, GOT A HAIRCUT, FRIENDS, NEW CLOTHES AND A JOB FOR NOTHING ?
>tfw you will never be a loser again
Why live
OP ya better believe we're gonna need tits and a timestamp at least for us to even start considering your proposal.
>>25211289
why would I want someone who's better than me? why would anyone want someone that's better than them? I don't really understand but I dunno.
it's great that you're not a loser anymore, find some girl who is a loser but wants someone better than her. most girls want themselves + 2 points on the social/charisma/power/whatever scale
>>25211350
believe what you will, but no tits
>>25211454
>believe what you will, but no tits
That's not how this works.
what if i'm mildly successful but feel like a pathetic fuck
>>25211194
>unless you plan on moving to where I live
Do you plan on taking care of me?
>>25211512
no, I work min wage at a panera. I can't even support myself.
>>25211500
feelings of self-worth change and sometimes rapidly, situations do not unless you work hard (hard to do) or fuck up (easy and hard to do). successful people scare me
>>25211194
There's a word to describe a person like you, just can't find it
>>25211230
Because if someone fully accepted it, they'd have put bullets in their head by then fucktard
You gonna put up contact or what
>>25211492
probably not worth seeing anyway
>>25211576
If you're good looking I'll let you be my Mallory Knox.
>>25211194
SKYPE
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originality
>>25211659
the word youre looking for is troll
i'm a skitzo depressed alcoholic pothead cigarette-smoking welfare-collecting nihilistic NEET, am i loser enough for you?
am I loser enough to date you?
>>25211289
>LIFTED, GOT A HAIRCUT, FRIENDS, NEW CLOTHES AND A JOB
>implying you did any of that
Pic with timestamp or GTFO
>>25211194
post disposable email
You guys gotta stop falling for this.
>>25211194
>I don't want someone who's successful, it'll just make me feel like shit
Man, IKTF.
I wonder how many fit, well educated guys with good jobs are offended I ignored them on OkC assuming I thought I was too good for them. I just want someone on my fucking level, no PHD, an average-decent job, and an okay body that they don't put much effort into. Going into an unequal relationship sounds like a dream come true for robots and they always rage that girls have that option, but you can't do that if you want a guy to actually love you.
>>25211194
How much of a loser exactly?
Only if you admit that patchy is a shitty 2hu and accept reimu into your life
Patchouli is cute. CUTE!
At least post location.
>>25211926
I CAN'T STOP WANTING YOU <3 <3
>>25211194
Do you like girlcock familia?
