>tfw no cute white gf to have missionary sex with on Christmas day
Too busy banging my black qt3.14 to give a fuck. Then she'll watch me play Fallout 4 and be a hero on a search for "our son", and it will be glorious.
>>25210491
Why would you fuck on our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ's birthday? What's wrong with you?
It's the Year of our Lord 2015, come on.
>>25210569
Christmas is Santa's birthday
>>25210491
Seriously... that jawline... it's hideous.