>wake up
>see this
how do you proceed?
With extreme caution
Kiss her
Start making out
>>25209272
Rip out one of her piercings and try and rupture one of my main arteries with it
Sweet release
>tfw pierced, tatted gf
she doesn't look that good though.
>>25209295
This
>>25209294
and thisoriginality [/spoiler[]d]d[f]sdf
>>25209294
>With extreme caution
this
>>25209324
How do you contain all that edge anon?
>>25209272
immediately call an ambulance this girl's skin has been infected by ebola
>>25209359
No anon I just want to die
Call the police. I know well that this won't end well
>>25209390
>this won't end well
>call the police
if you live in burgerland, that is basically suicide.
>>25209452
If it's my house I have a better case than she does especially when I have the papers to prove it
>>25209546
>he hit me officer :(
>Get him boys!
>>25209583
>*runs behind them and unsheathes katana*
>heh not so fast
>>25209272
Get some whiteout and erasers and clean this whore up. Then call the police and get her out of my fucking house, and probably get arrested myself because women can't commit crimes in America.
>>25209546
>Women can commit crimes
You don't understand 2015 America. She can just cry rape or assault the second she realizes something bad might happen to her, and then you are fucked.
>>25209668
This shit will never stop being funny.
>>25209272
Post more pics, faggot
>>25209272
>tfw no tatted up qt azn gf who looks like Faith from Mirror's Edge
I want it to end already
>>25209699
Well I'll test my luck, I'm pretty sure the cops would trust the story of aMormonover some tattooed slut
>>25209272
>get her a life insurance policy
>sit back and wait for all her bad decisions to catch up with her and die in a few years
>collect life insurance
a girl tatted up like that wont live to see 30. She'll get shanked in prison for robbing someone's food stamps, get caught trying to give herself an abortion in a Walmart parking lot, or get beaten to death by one of her old boyfriends.
>i know you're just playing hard to get
>come back to bed anon
>>25209769
>mormon
>on 4chan
wanna know how you're not a mormon?
>>25209747
You are a fucking retard do you even know she is faith but go and never really been as far to know stupid faggot be here again to be with all knowing
>>25209824
Cause I watch Anime?
>>25209799
PREVIOUSLY ON BLIND SPOT...
>>25209272
I'd tattoo her
With my white ink
>>25209272
I demand to know what she did with my black qt3.14 gf! Who is this imposter, who thinks she can fool me with that imitation black face?! What happened to my chocolate goddess, my Trinidadian angel, my love, my fire, my sweet baboo?! My Taken-esque quest to retrieve my love and make beautiful mulatto master race children BEGINS NOW!
>>25209869
asd asd asdf
>>25209799
I wonder if her pussy is tattoed too.
Does her skin taste like ink?
where can i cum on her that isnt tatooed?
Will her babies be black from the amount of ink, or is it the single motherhood?
>>25209916
did you ask for your parents permission before going on the internet?
>>25209769
"I'm a mormon, I wouldn't rape her!!"
Good luck with that one while she's crying fake tears and getting you on the sex offender's list for life.
>i'm so happy to see you treat her like shes your own daughter anon
>you're so good to us
>>25209272
Tie it up so my fucktoy can't escape
>>25209272
Get up, piss, drink water, make out.
Makes smug face like the one too the left,
"Who the hell are you and what did we do?"
>>25209272
Wonder how I became a cell phone and bemoan my future as a selfie machine.
>>25209272
Tell her to get out of my room and then proceed to call the police.
>>25209272
wake up again
>>25209272
>fall asleep 5 cm off the wall
>see this picture
utter "the fuck?" and throw it to the trash
>somehow a person fits in that space
Looks like shit and not even worth blackmailing due to breaking in so I'd just check if nothing was stolen and kick her ass out.
What the fucks wrong with her skin? what kind of skin condition is that?
make me a tea and explain he why tas are ridiculous and a sign for stupidity and nothing more after that beat her up and tie her hands and legs.
extort her tumblr and insta passwords and deleting all content.
then drag her on the street and leave her alone
>>25209272
the whole punk tattoo piercing thing on girls is a fetish of mine, with that said i'd probably go back to sleep
>how do you proceed?
I would vomit
>>25210550
It's called getting a tattoo you sheltered pansy.
try to remember which thread on /x/ finally worked
>>25209272
If you wouldn't make-out with her, you're literally homosexual.
And I mean the bad kind of homosexual.
>>25210785
But she's a woman, you're not making any sense.
>>25209668
well played katana guy, well played. you saw your opportunity and you took it.
>>25210837
If no kiss woman then you are faggot
you != good fag
you==bad fag
>>25210701
Looks like something hp lovecraft related
>>25209272
>all that degeneracy
into the trash it goes.exe
>proceed to wonder how I let that thing into my house
>>25209799
>body cover in tattos
ladies and gentleman i present you the modern females. no feminity once so ever
thoroughly wash my hands
Kill it with all the things.
