how do I find a cute tall gf with low standards?
>low standards
>low
>tfw no giantess gf to produce huge children with
>>25208778
How can you be fat if you're that tall? She must eat like 5,000 calories a day.
>>25208914
that's hot lad
>ywn feed your tall gf huge meals
I love them tall and big
why can't I find more porn with tall thick women?
>>25209039
Because it's extremely difficult to attain that body shape.
>5'8"
>she probably couldn't even see me
>>25209479
>Be 5'5
>would be too embarrassed to be seen with me
>>25209740
I think at 5'5" it swings around to the other end where the height difference is so big that it makes her want to bully you and fuck your brains out for the feeling of power
It's like how I want to beat up Verne Troyer. I don't have anything against him, it would just make me feel godlike
>>25209479
That's a cute height desu
>>25209792
>Verne Troyer
>beating up a literal dwarf
That would just make you a pussy. You should feel godlike for successfully beating someone like Dolph Lundgren up.
>biggest fantasy is to have a dominant gf taller than me
>I'm 6'3
Dominant girls are rare and girls taller than me are even rarer, guess that's another dream I will never realize
>>25209792
That sounds nice actually. I'm not a Mr skeltal so I wonder how our strengths would match up.
>tfw no tall girlfriend to wrestle every night to decide whose on top
>>25209937
I know a girl that's 6'4, 6'8 in heels.
>>25209967
See if she wants a 6'3 switch bf
>>25210064
I forgot to mention that she's black, if you're still interested.
>>25210087
gross, i dont like the smell
>>25210087
Beggars can't be choosers, thanks for the early Christmas present familia
>5'10"
>meet cutest 6'2" girl ever
>"I don't date shorter guys"
>>25210264
She must be lonely. Sad.
5'1" want basketball gf for dunking and reaching things for me
>serious
>>25210897
I really liked her too, but she was one of those types that I guess was insecure about her height and wanted to "feel normal"
is 5'9 tall? I'm a 5'9 grill with low standards.
>>25211040
Yes senpai, average height is 5'4 desu.
>>25211010
Sucks mang. How old was she? I'd think tall girls would be more open to that since most guys reciprocate het feelings so none approach her.
>>25211206
she was 20 at the time, met her in second year of university. we stayed friends for a while but damn it stung.
>>25208778
5'5 manlet here I want my Amazonian woman now
I'm 6'0 but I'm pretty chubby (used to be super fat). My standards are pretty low. pick me.
>meet a tall qt
>she's submissive
oh come on
that's like a brand new sports car with no engine
>>25208778
most tall girls have low standards, op.
plus, i know a 6' girl who dated/lost her virginity to a 5'4 guy
>>25211280
Sorry mang. Yeah I think they come around around age 25. Gl mang.
>>25211380
baka Send her my way senpai.
>>25211040
Please be situated in a certain Great British city.
>>25211040
It's average for guys (despite what anyone on here says), but it's pretty tall for grills.
>>25208838
she might only be 6'5 if the girl is 4'11
>>25211405
Yeah, it's weird. Tall girls seem to be more open to dating shorter guys than short girls. I don't think I could ever date a tall girl though, it would be too emasculating.
>>25210087
i want to breed her womb and make the next steph curry who can chuck threes
where are these guys irl. im 5'10 and guys have been really put off by my height even if i'm only a couple inches taller. even the tall ones aren't about my height
>>25211844
>where are these guys irl
too shy to say anything
when i'm around a cute tall girl irl i get extremely nervous, but it's a fun nervous if that makes sense, the kind of nervousness that really gets the blood pumping and makes you feel alive
>>25211844
Be my beautiful giantess gf
>>25211781
look at the doorframe
>>25212111
don't forget the tall one is also wearing heels to be even taller
>>25211844
>where are these guys irl?
Where the fuck do you think?
I'm 5'7 and would love a 6' gf but all of them reject me offhand. I never even get a chance. Threads like this piss me the fuck off. There are always femanons like yourself claiming to be looking for a shorter bf when in reality you reject us time and time again. Fuck off.
>>25212287
>There are always femanons like yourself claiming
>femanons
>fem
>anons
kek
>>25212302
Yeah yeah. There are no women on the internet. I fell for the bait, so sue me.
>>25212329
kek, it isn't even that. 99% of femanon posts in threads like this are faggots pretended to be grills fishing for easy bait.
>>25211380
>being surprised when a female is sub no matter what
>not wanting to dom a girl taller than you
>>25211405
same anon who posted this >>25211303
I noticed taller females are nicer towards me I beginning to notice pattern with all this short man hate it comes from womanlets 4.9 and shorter. Tall women is the way to go pic related she's 5'10
>>25212400
>not wanting to sit on a tall girl's lap and be forced to rub her feet and have her crush you with facesitting and leave you with bruises after sex
>be 5'6
>meet a 6'2 grill
>we hit it off
>find out she has a short guy fetish and wanted to peg me
kek
>>25212477
keep greentexting brah
>>25212477
did you open your ass to her?
>>25212556
>>25212581
>be 5'6
>decide like to retard to go to a bar
>don't really expect anything to happen to I decide to get shitfaced
>two drinks in and the freak of nature strikes a conversation with me
>whatthefuckdoyouwant.jpg
>we start talking since I have nothing better to do
>we hit it off
>like a retard, I think I find someone who likes me for who I am
>asks if I want to go back to her apartment
>surewhynot.tiff
>we get there, she tells me to wait in her living room
>five minutes later she comes out half naked, wearing lingerie and wearing a 10in strap on
>tells me to get naked and go to her room so she can tie me up
>ask her what the fuck is going on
>tells me she has a short guy fetish and how much she likes pegging guys like me in the ass
>get pretty pissed and tell her to go fuck herself
>leave her apartment
>she runs out and tells me to get back in there
>start crying in the elevator and take a cab home
>the cab driver is indian and smells like literal shit
>>25211844
>tfw I'm 5'9 and would love a grill who is taller
>tfw you would reject me because I'm an inch shorter than you, and I'm not Chad
All women are horrible people, but tall women are especially bad. Having macrophilia is suffering.
>>25208778
6'1 gril here. Tall enough? Ihave a penis though
>>25212653
What the honest fuck? WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST ROLL WITH IT?
>>25212653
you skipped the part where you still let her peg you
>>25212843
>>25212847
I'm not a faggot and I'm not letting someone I just met stick shit up my ass. What pisses me off the most is that she lead me on and didn't tell me right until it was supposed to happen.
>>25212865
>I'm not a faggot and I'm not letting someone I just met stick shit up my ass
>I'm not a faggot
Not are you depriving yourself delicious ass pleasure but you also chose not to have sex with someone who was prolly willing to let you fuck her even if she didn't get to peg you (can't be sure of the latter point but it's almost certainly the case - no one is so finnicky that they'd insist on a weird fetish for a one night stand and if she was willing to have naked bedroom time with you she prolly wanted to fuck you anyway).
Ya sound like a faggot to me, friend.
>>25212865
>I'm not a faggot
there's literally nothing gay about pegging
every man loves anal and prostate stimulation, the part that makes it gay is when there's another man's D in your A
>>25212905
It's funny you should mention that. I went to the same bar a few weeks later and started talking to a guy she pegs on a regular basis. She apparently won't let you fuck her, she just fucks them and that's really it. She doesn't even give any of the guys she fucks a reach around.
I'm pretty content with the choice I made.
>>25212933
>there's literally nothing gay about pegging
Keep telling yourself that
>>25212418
>being submissive
The sole reason you don't have a gf.
>>25212951
that and my social anxiety, lack of interesting hobbies, and ugly face
>>25212950
Saying pegging is gay is like saying cunnilingus is lesbian.
biggo
>>25212976
Those things literally don't matter because being submissive is one of the biggest turn offs for women.
Even if you did get a dominant gf who's into the shit you're into, the relationship will be absolute hell because she'll be treating you like her 6 year old autistic son, not a bf.
>>25213040
I mean, I can switch, I just really like mild sub stuff. Facesitting, footrubs, etc. I don't want a chastity cage or some gay shit like that
>>25213040
Ugh I fucking hate that this is true.
2bh I'm a slumming chad; attractive, good social skills, socially assertive/dominant. That said, the thing that pushes my buttons sexually is being submissive. And yet it doesn't matter how appealing I am - I literally cannot find a girl who will do anything other than just tolerate this proclivity out of affection for me (it turns my sexuality into something I practically have to thank them for - as opposed to when I act dominant, which they practically thank me for :3).
Fuck.
>>25212653
>she wants to peg you
All of my why. Going to have to be careful now.
>being a manlet
>ever
fucking lmao kill yourselves
>>25213122
>attractive, good social skills, socially assertive/dominant
Cool, now get the fuck out
>>25213178
Hey fuck you, it's an issue that affects me just as much as it affects some hideous social mutant.
>tfw no taller r9k gf tohold hands with
>>25213199
>Being able to easily have sex with women but having a shitty fetish is the same as being a hopelessly ugly shy beta
Fuck off you whiny faggot
>>25213298
WITH REGARD TO THE SPECIFIC TOPIC OF GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH SAID SHITTY FETISH, YES IT IS THE SAME.
>>25213423
Stop being a bitch and you'll be fine. You can't stop being ugly.
>>25213490
>Stop being a bitch
I DON'T WANT TO; IT'S TOO SEXUALLY STIMULATING.
If I wanted to shovel food into someone's mouth, I'd get a horse.
>>25213008
A little thin but still,muh dick
>>25209868
i cant powerbomb dolph lundgren through a table though
