any other socially anxious NEETs too scared to post? this is my first thread
>>25207704
thats cute. what makes you nervous?
>>25207704
lol get a load of this faggot
pls respond
^original response comment
We love you, OP. Don't get nervous!, remember that we're your friends!
>>25207742
>>25207751
same poster? either way I'm scared that the self-assured robots will judge me. I have bad anxiety in general and I get shaky around people
>>25207780
l-love? thanks anon! I just get so shy and scared
>>25207821
f-forgot my image
that was embarrassing
>>25207831
Don't worry: mistakes happen. I just feel like being nice to robots today. Hope it doesn't bother you, of course.
Fake it until you make it.
It's like jumping in a swimming pool. After the initial shock you start getting comfortable in the water. Also you are not important enough to incite a frenzy of mass judginess. Post a few more times, survive the trolls realize you're just like everyone else - no worse, no better.
My social anxiety makes me think my posts will be criticized >.> I've always feared posting a sincere response in a thread and getting a ">gtfo" response.
>>25207861
of course not, anon! you've made me feel very welcome here. I've been lurking since 2010 so it feels a bit strange to post still.
>>25207877
thanks anon, this makes a lot of sense
>>25207923
You'll get that everywhere on this site. If you have something to say, people often respond. If you write something obvious or boring, you may get no responses at all.
>>25207984
this is so disheartening though
People will troll you just to amuse themselves. Just assume that all rude figs are only messing with you to get a rise out of you.
>>25207923
GTFO!!!!
Just Joshin yah there fren. There yah go, the worst happened and you lived. It wasn't so bad was it?
>>25208272
And some statements add to a thread but need no specific response.
>>25207877
Check, check, check
Is this fucking original enough for yah?
Don't get too used to this cozy banter. Eventually some frog is gonna
REEEEEEEE at you.
Better sooner than later.
In fact, you shout head over to 9rk and say, well, pretty much anything. Seriously.
>>25208764
Ah, ha, thought I was in srs.
Oooooooppppsyyy
>>25207704
>tfw i start sweating everytime i post
>>25208893
Armpits start sweating or face?
>tfw frightened to read replies and respond
>tfw close browser ashamed everytime
It's all good fellow robot, the first steps to be better to talk to people is to learn the art of posting.
Small steps.
Drinking coffee and smoking cigs every morning and binge drinking hard liquor every weekend cures social anxiety.
>>25208983
Both.
I also get itchy when i'm replying to something i disagree on.
>>25209074
And kills you aswell.
Nah, I will stick to shitposting family.
>>25209083
pls marry me this is soso cuuute
>>25209126
>caring about dying
YOLO, faggot.
It only kills enough brain cells so you can function like a normal retard without all the constant self-conscious thoughts.
>>25207704
hey op how much of a fag are you?
make sure to make some boypussy threads in the future!
>>25209149
Or it kills the last cells that keep you sane.
Whatever you need man, just be aware of the consequences and don't be suprised when your kidney fails at the age of 40
>>25209140
Thanks. I guessBut 2 guys can't get married
>>25209430
yes they can!
guys make the best wifes
>>25208990
>when you see the 'No it's not you fucking faggot-' wall of text
>>25209473
He said no no no.
>>25208990
>see a tab with a !
>breathe faster while I decide to close the thread and hide it or not
>try talking to people on Skype/messenger
>talk for one long session or don't even message then at all if they messaged me
>figure people are getting more upset the longer I don't send a message
>regret everything, don't log in for a month hoping they'll remove/forget me
I think these few tries have confirmed me to mostly lurking.
>>25209430I am a girl but you are a homophobe so byeeee
>>25209760Gay marriage is illegal in my country unfortunately, not a homophobe.typing that made me really itchy. Sorry
>>25209880
You just keep on getting cuter.
>>25207704
I dont think this was your first post
I can identify with OP, i dont ever post because my thoughts disintegrate as i write them down. Lurking is nice, but I just want to feel included.
>>25209074
This cured my social anxiety for sure, but i also gained 10lbs, and lost my fiancee and all of my money in the process.i was lucky enough to get her back, and now having anxiety doesnt feel so bad man
>>25210119
Post memes and feel the love.
Whenever you feel anxious just look at this nice cayden and listen to what he has to say. Sometimes, without even speaking, he communicates his calm tidy outlook on crinkly paper and flies.
>>25210119
So do you feel any better about typing stuff into this little window of communal madness, desperation and terrible beauty and shit?
>>25207923
GTFO!
Still kidding. Have to build up that immunity. You ok OP?
Again, j/k, just preparing yofor the inevitable.
Seriously, I love you.
Forgive me...
>>25210416
Well honestly yeah, it was cool to get a couple replys, i'm not starving for social interaction or anything, i have a job, gf, live with family, see friends every day etc... But since 2012 i've spent a lot of free time on here, always wanting to get out of it what i imagine all of you fags get out of it. Feels good
>>25210477
Better brace yourself.
You just said you have a gf.
You are going to get REEEEEEEE at.
>>25210477
Robots on this board will flipppppp oooouut!
Better run to s4s, hide out for a while.
>>25210507
I dont understand, can you tell that this is my first time on r9k?
>>25210477
Checkeroneyoo, checkerton, dub checker
>>25210568
OP,
R U b8n?
I think U R b8n.
>>25210568
LURKMOAR
the NEETerthals that run this board have claimed it a sanctaury for their neetness.
>Those hugless, kissless virgins in fedoras living in the basement?
This is their cave, and they really, REALLY don't like it when they're woken up.
>but really, all you'll get is a few internet insults.
Do robots click the captcha button? and if they do, are they still a robot?
>But since 2012 i've spent a lot of free time on here, always wanting to get out of it what i imagine all of you fags get out of it. Feels good
APPARENTLY, he has been lurking here for years.
Some how come you don't know what's a robot and what makes em mad. Huh?
>>25210752
I am OP, that was not me, the OP
>>25210885
this is not me brobot I've been lurking other boards since 2008 but only found /r9k/ in 2010 (maybe 2009 actually)
>>25210900
Oh, I sees.
(Superfluous verbiage)
Nice dubs
>>25207704
Get fucked op. I am a social inept and absolute social mess around normie dogs and I can speak out on here as if I have a social skill worth anyone's time. Just post whatever you are thinking. Its that simple.
>>25210885
Not here, mostly /b/ /diy/ and /k/
I came here because everyone says you're the most autistic board. It seemed really interesting and open at first, now your board just seems like a huge beta thread.
>>25210948
Snot my board man. S4s is my home board. I accidentally posted here.
>>25208793
>>25210996
So, no actual robots in this thread.
And, because it's not my home board, I try not to step on robot toes by talking about girlfriends, friends, work, parties, fun...well, you get the idea.
>>25211095
No, i dont. If they want those things they should just go get them. I have no pity for any one who refers to themselves as a robot, like they are stuck to specific programming or something.
>>25211236
Then you should go to some other thread where there are posters you can relate to. It's no fun kicking robots around, unless your into that sort of thing.
>>25211236
B8 <gr8
>>25211236
It's Christmas, you don't have to kiss a robot, but maybe you could refrain from inflicting the usual pain.
>>25211236
Get lost normie no one here likes you. When robots rule the world I will make you suck my dick everyday as a government mandatory bitch.
>>25211467
>>25211782
>>25211410
If you're in pain, dont sit around and bitch about it, pull the fucking thorn out of your paw. Jesus i feel like all of your collective dads.
>>25211835
Jeezus, we ain't all in pain here. Jeezus, why you here? Jeezus's birthday n all.
Merry fucking Jeezus day.
I am sad that there is a pretty good possibility that the OP was just bot b8n because everyone was so decent to him and he still shat all over the thread.
>>25210933
saying superfluous verbiage is actually a superfluous verbiage because the word superfluous is redundant, the word verbiage already means excessive
>>25212013
I have refreshed this thread like twice and posted like 3 times friend please chill out
>>25207968
What the FUCK are they sitting on?!?!
>>25211835
Or better yet just pull the fucking trigger.
It's anonymous, what are you afraid of, getting called a faggot?
Op is a faggot, by the way
