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>there is literally no possibility of there being someone
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>there is literally no possibility of there being someone who truly understands you, how you feel, why you feel, etc
wat do
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learn to use the dark side of the force
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good is a point of view, annakin
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Get a pet. I got my pup Donnie Barko about 3 years ago. He's the closest thing I have to a shrink, and my best buddy. He loves me even though I'm miserable and a shit person to be around.
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Le sheev meme
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>>25206753
>truly understands you
you're not that deep or complex anon. You just enjoy being a victim.
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>>25206840
This tbqh is your best bet. My dog is my best and only friend, and he never ceases to make me smile and cheer me up.
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1: Slaughter some younglings, alienate the ones you know.
2: ????
3: You get a rad black suit.
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Was the Emperor a robot?
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>>25209227
No, but Kylo is.
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>>25209407
>tfw I relate to Kylo on so many levels it's disgusting
>can't ever mention it to anyone IRL
>can never expect anyone to understand how pathetic and weak I feel for relating to a fucking Star Wars character
>tfw I will never have a wise and powerful mentor to guide me and make me stronger

JUST
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>>25209629
>Elliot Rodger identified specifically with Anakin Skywalker and Prince Zuko (ATLA), and probably would've loved Kylo Ren

he was a good friend
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>AROOOOOOOUGHGHHHH!!!!

What did Sheev mean by this?
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>>25209629
how can you relate so much to such a flat character
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>>25206753
The only good thing Lucas has created since the OT is the Sheev meme
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>>25206753
you probably don't even know yourself, family
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>>25210251
>emotionally and mentally unstable
>no friends
>rivalry with a blonde cunt at work
>severe mommy and daddy issues
>have been obsessed with killing them since I was a kid
>dress like an edge lord
>trained in martial arts, with staffs/swords/etc. but incompetent with all of it when it counted
>hated by my peers and considered a laughingstock
>prone to bouts of anger and emotional turmoil
>struggling with the urge to keep my life on track when all I want is to hurt people and be an asshole
>history of violent behavior that makes people who know me afraid of me but not respect me
There's probably more, but that's the gist of it. I was even worse when I was a teenager, too, all of this has been an ongoing problem all my life.

There's more to me than just those facets of my personality and history, but the similarities between myself and Kylo are just stupid
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My twin brother is the closest thing to it, and even he doesn't get me sometimes, but unlike you OPkun i'm okay with that
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>>25206753
pretend there is and fall in love with them

:|
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not yet

just wait for the glorious robot/virtual waifu era
and artificial wombs will make woman obsolete.

Just wait a little bit more anon.
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>>25206753
Wat do?
GET EMERGENCY POWERS
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>>25206753
>>25206753
execute order...

66,desu
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AUUUUUURRRRRRGHHH
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OAGAHJAO
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>>25206753
delude yourself to think otherwise or face it and live a lonely life
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>>25206753
1. Create an edgy yet relatable persona to pull people in.
2. Get drinks with your normie friends, normies love drinking and partying.
3. When you find a normie friend that meshes well with your personality, initiate 'personality mimickry' where you slowly adopt the normie's mannerisms and interests.
4. Repeat, with your slightly amended personality.

Normies do this too, but they're capable of achieving personality mimic turnover rates much faster than robots like us. Don't be afraid to adopt edgy, rude traits. But ultimately, its not your entirely your fault if you have a stunted personality; it has to do with how alienated you were from your peers during developmental stages of your childhood. Good luck brother robots.
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>>25209629
Take his example, then. Use whatever means of theatrics you can think of to intimidate and scare people and put them under your power. That is the way of a true robot, anon.
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would this face lie to you?
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