If you do not have sex within the next 48 hours, you will then die a quick but painful death.
What's your plan to survive anon?
p.s. Don't be a pussy and say "Oh guess I'll just die then".
Just go to a hooker
>next 48 hours
>making our time limit include Christmas Eve and Christmas
Where the fuck are we supposed to find girls that are dtf this time of year?
I fuck my dog
>>25206463
That or I will rape someone when going out. People go out a lot during christmas. Just rape them. Find a drunk qt and rape the shit out of it.
>>25206433
but i probably will just die
>no job
>no money
>no social skills
>too scared to rob anybody
>too scared to buy a hooker anyways
>too scared to just rape a bitch
>don't even have a private place to sex a girl
death would come
>>25206433
So basically, my choices are "sex or die", and I'm not allowed to die.
Guess I'll choose death, as my non-punishment.
Text my college fuck buddy who lives 6 hours away during break. I'd explain the situation, drive 6 hours, do the deed, and come on back.
>>25206433
Call every female I know and tell them I have to have sex in 48 hours in order to live, and if none of them give in I just rape a bitch.
i'll kill myself in a less painless way first
>Call up this married chick I went to massage school with.
>Convince her to come over and trade.
>Dat yoni massage tho.
>Give in to my animal side.
Easy peasy. I know she wants to fuck me, the hard part is getting her to come here rather than go and see her- (fucking in a park bathroom or something sucks...)
>>25206433
>Obtain a large amount of adderall
>consume said adderall and become fearless
>obtain hypebeast-normie clothing
>visit the poorest high school nearby
>receive shitloads of mediocre latina pussy
I'd probably just fail to believe that I would die. Otherwise I'd just wait in the woods and rape. Maybe just one thrust to be merciful.
Continue the plan to drive to my girlfriend's house tomorrow and continue the plan to perform all planned activities as planned from planning the plans
>whoa what a great plan!
i have a very close and very superstitious female friend who would probably do me if she saw this thread
>>25206496
craigslist
obvs
>>25206433
Oh guess I'll just die then
>>25206784
Be careful of that stim-dick; you can't get laid if you are pushing rope.
>>25206433
Oh guess I'll just die then
nuff said
>>25206433
throw out my embarrassing shit and wait for death
Suck off my cat
That should count as sex
>>25206433
Fuck myself.
>wait for death to show up
>fuck him
who the fuck is going to choose a painful death over rape and some guilty conscience?
>>25207226
If it was painless and quick it'd be an easy choice.
>>25207226
Mehehsbb
>>25207258
are u serious u'd rather end ur existens and choose
: not beeieng able to see what will happen in ur life or the life of ur friend?
not beeing able to see whos life will get fucked up and who becomes kamars bitch
not beeing able to listen to music, watch movies/porn/series
Fuck some more pussy and Ass
DO ANYTHING U WANT cuz ur conscious beeing ( as long as its legal or illegal if u get away with it)?????
even fucking dolpins gangrape
rape OP
>>25207104
Cat penis is gross tho
And painful
>>25207457
Neutered cats don't have barbs
And cat dick isn't gross if you aren't a pleb
>>25207183
good one sir
>>25207502
from all animale dicks u could suck ,why a fucking cat? What's with the western obsession of cats??
Hooker or rape depending on how much time is left
>>25206433
Have a wet dream about having sex.
>implying you were specific
>>25207564
Cat's are kawaii
>>25207600
evolution at its finest
>>25207694
0 respect for domesticated animales such pussywhipped creatures
>>25207564
Western people aren't really obsessed with cats, at least not sexually
Hell, I've had people who liked dogs call me weird/sick for liking cats
As for why a cat, just look at this gorgeous thing and tell me you wouldn't suck it
>>25206513
U Indian ?
>>25206433
>girlfriend's in South Korea visiting her parents
Guess I'm fucking a prostitute
>literally takes five minutes to go on backpages
>they'll come to you. No chance of a police sting (inefficient to make outcalls- most stings are for incalls
>when you factor in transportation+time+cost of liquor+failed attempts almost certainly cheaper than trying to pick up a bar skank
>>25206433
Get a tattoo on my ass that says Rest in Spaghetti, never forgetti, go to the nearest highly populated chain store, time my death, and ensure I die butt-to-ceiling.
>>25208052
no, dutch
>>25208025
for fuck sake its the cat degenerate i really wished you had been hit by a car by now, please go outside more and dont look when you cross the road
>>25206433
gf is coming over to my house on christmas, gonna get that christmas sex.
>>25208588
But if I do that, I'll die
And if I die, then who will give my cat blowjobs?
>>25208661
i will take it over from you bro, i got your back.
>>25206433
Go to Adultwork.com, get it over with. If it was only technically losing my virginity that mattered I would have done it already.
I have some good platonic female friends. I'm sure if I explained I'd die if I didn't get sex then they'd be down to fuck
>>25208934
I don't believe you
And even if you did, you couldn't suck his dick as well as I can
My cat deserves only the best blowjobs
