>haven't left the house in months
>muster up the courage to go out to get my mom a nice christmas present
>as i'm walking around the store, I bump into a little kid
>kid points at my face and screams "MONSTER!"
How fat u? B honest.
well maybe u were wearing bright blue clothes and are a well-built tall man, so he thought you were Sully from monsters inc
just a thought
>>25205822
I'm 300 pounds and have a facial deformity. I am cockeyed and have essentially no chin. Also have fucked up teeth.
one time I was walking around with a friend and all the way across the street some kid turned to his dad and said "those kids need proactive"
my friend ignored it but there's no way he didn't hear it. I wasn't even upset I was just amazed my acne was so bad a kid could see it from so far away
>>25205912
Well then, amazon.com nigga.
>>25205912
post pics my lad
why don't you post pics here or reddit asking tips for self improvement bruh.. maybe time to hit the gym, lawyer up and delete fb
>>25206149
Thanks senpai. I consulted a lawyer today, that kid is FUCKED.