>3 days beard
>Hello sir !
>clean shave
>Hello ma'am
Every fucking time.
this is the time when i should avoid asking for pics right
right?? is that the trick???
>forget to shave for a few days
>look like a hobo
>shave
>"Shouldn't you be in school?"
>"Aren't you a little young to be smoking?"
>"No minors allowed in here, sorry."
>I'm 25
>>25204821
>>25205225
How is it possible to have such natural feminine features that you need a beard to prove you're a man/not underage ? Without even trying to hide it ?
>>25204821
Pics pls
I want to see your magic gender-shifting beard.
>>25205323
agreed im calling OP out
how can a man have a girly face? Lol
>>25205357
Oh, you know what it is? OP has fucking faggot emo hair, so when he shaves his face, his soft boytoy skin and button nose give co-workers/passerbys half-chubs.
>Can't grow facial hair
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My only fucking hope is to work out a shit load and hope my jaw line and body makes up for my completely smooth baby tier skin
>>25204821
>>25205225
> be 22
> Go to the movie with old classmates
> Everyone decides to go to a horror movie
> About to buy ticket
> "I am sorry, movie is for 16 and older.''
Well, Hotel Transylvania wasn't a bad movie neither...
>>25204821
>>25205225
>>25205513
Seriously, I want to give you guys a warm, cozy hug over my broad shoulders and pick you up and pat you softly on the back. I want to carry you into my room so we can cuddle, and I can rub my hard cock all over your feminine features.
I want to slobber all over you in a sloppy wet kiss, and leave my masculine scent all over you and your clothes.
>>25205919
How homosexual and depraved of you.
>>25205919
Go be gay somewhere else
>>25205919
yto be fair this does seem a bit uncalled for