>21st birthday
>dad offers me a drink
>i say no thanks
>he says every man needs to take his first drink with his dad
>say no
>he won't leave me alone
>i say fine
>it tastes awful
>feel nauseous after
>keep drinking so my dad doesn't get mad at me
>spend the night vomiting in the bathroom
Happy birthday to me..
>>25203392
>had his first drink at 21
>>25203555
This. My dad gave my first beer when I was four.
>>25203555
>being a normie
pIs go
>>25203392
I took a shot of 50% whiskey the other day and immediately threw up.
>>25203574
Growing up with a Mississippian step-father does not make you a normie.
>>25203392
you sound like a little faggot, literally
>>25203573
Well at least we know why you're such a retard.
>be with cousin
>drinking absinthe
>holy fuck that's tasty
>gulp down 5 cups of it
>still sober, cousin is still on the first one and he seems to be tipsy
>realise that i am on accutane
>fuck
>try to find any flags that my health might be in danger
>nothing, i seem healthy
>wake up to excruciating pain
>no yellow eyes, skin is normal, no blood
>but my entire body is under extreme pain
>i feel as if every single cell in my body is senting pain signals to my brain
>be in so much pain that i cannot fall asleep
>painkillers are useless
>i have to endure this for 2 days
turns out that when your liver cannot metabolize alcohol at all, the body just fucking stores it within muscle tissue. imagine every single muscle of your body in pain. but i guess i should be grateful that my liver didn't fail.
this is unrelated but i just realized it and i have to share it with someone
>have crush on girl who toys with me until i tell her to fuck off
>recently be informed that she developed bipolar disorder
>recently be informed too that her brother is going out with the mother of my friend's son
so she became crazy and his brother became a cuckold. he's taking care of my friend's son while i'm out drinking with him. epic win boys
my mom gave me my first drink before i was born
>>25203654
his picture is of a little chinese cartoon girl..what did you expect?
>>25203392
Alcohol sure does suck. At least my dad knows I hate it because he gave me beer, wine, rum, tequila, and my mom gave me champagne and I thought it all was disgusting.
>>25204855
Don't confuse your shit taste with things being objectively bad.
Alcohols great lads
Problem i have is that if it tastes nice ill drink it like a normal non-alcoholic drink.
>>25204898
Bitter IS objectively bad. Everyone else subjectively likes alcohol.
>>25203392
>mfw friends and I used to take shots of 151 proof rum at 16 and then play with firearms
>>25205075
I do that too. But I just start going for the water or whatever once I start reaching a certain limit. Anything to avoid a hangover really.
>>25204855
Try some sugarsome absinthe
Great-tier stuff. Special occasion only, though. The good stuff worth buying is expensive
>>25203392
Manchild detected.
weed is better desu. if I have a child I'm going to force them to smoke weed everyday and blow smoke in their face
>>25203555
Trips of righteous laughter don't lie.
>>25203392
better than me
i spent my 21st crying in a closet all day to avoid my roommates
